The official poster for Disaster Movie (trailer here) has hit the web, and what a surprise! It’s just a bunch of pop-culture references hastily slapped together! I bet no one saw that coming!
My favorite part is the midget Indiana Jones. Damn, these guys are clever. But… wait, where have I seen that before? Oh that’s right, UWE BOLL DID IT. YOU STOLE FROM UWE BOLL. I hope you’re happy Seltzer/Friedberg, because literally everyone else in the entire world wishes you were dead.
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Hey guys, remember when a coupla threads ago I asked God to kill me now or strike me deaf and blind?
Yeah, I really mean it this time.
I think the world is ready for a spoof of spoof movies.
Why the hell is that Enchanted girl smaller than a Chipmunk. You know they’re kicking themselves for not adding Smurfs at the last minutes. Kick harder.
I am going to invent a time machine, go into the future, see what references these guys put on the poster for their future movies, and invest accordingly.
Because I don’t see Speed Racer on that poster.
Oh please oh please oh please let Uwe Boll release another video, challenging these guys to a fight.
Carmen Electra so wishes she was Angelina. Then she would have an Oscar and Brad Pitt, not a string of make up wearing ex husbands.
Michell, perhaps you are simply not used to seeing a young lady from that perspective.
Me either — I keep my eyes closed.
This just in: Apparently Juno was a disaster movie. And here I thought it did pretty well.
I stick to midgets so it doesn’t freak me out.
Spike Lee does not approve of a person of green color getting the center focus on this poster.
Wow, that snorg girl wearing a platypus tee shirt is in some serious need of special ed. (she looks like she fucks horses)
Actually, none of those are disaster movies, Erswi. But, this movie is.
And, I love how a lot of these references are movies that just came out.
Shouldn’t a movie about Carmen Electra’s sexuality be called "Diseaster Movie" instead?
Aaron Selzter: "Hey Jason, how about we do Action Movie and we spoof movies like Die Hard and Bad Boys?"
Jason Friedberg: "Can we have Vanilla Ice getting kicked in the balls?"
Aaron Seltzer: "Have you been reading my treatment?"
Is that midget the chauffer with the short (heheh) fuse from Me, Myself and Irene or is it Verne Troyer in blackface?
Both, Mr. Bronze.
The Chipmunks already rapped and ate poop in their movie. What material could these guys possible add to that?
that literally looks like one of those halloween costume magazines.
horrible. abso fucking lutely horrible
Actually, one of the references on this poster is from a bonafide disaster movie. Look behind Batman. Go ahead, I’ll wait. There ya go. You see it now.
That little guy was good in Bad Santa. I’m just saying there aren’t enough roles for foul mouthed black midgets. Who is Diddy supposed to look up too?
LHM, did you just out yourself as having seen Alvin and the Rape of my Childhood?
Aaron Seltzer: "Jason, you’ll never believe it! Universal finally picked up our script about the autistic boy who cures cancer! Daniel Day Lewis and Meryl Streep have signed on!"
Jason Friedberg: "How about Foreign Movie starring Zorro and Mayor McCheese?"
Aaron Seltzer: "More like Daniel Day Whois!"
Boo Cynthia Nixon still lives down the street from here and Jennifer Connelly is apparently moving out. Does anyone else think it’s weird that my husband woke me up by running in the bedroom yelling Jennifer Connelly is moving Jennifer Connelly is moving. Someone is losing their binocular privileges.
Yes, erswi, I have three sons aged six and under. I have seen some really bad movies. That one — I held out for six months before I finally gave in and let them rot their brains with it.
It takes three Wall-E viewings to erase one Alvin viewing.
I cannot wait to see this movie. I WILL be at the premiere.
Stop staring at me like that.
Tony Cox. He’s been in a few of these masterpieces. He must be the go to guy whenever Seltzer/Friedberg are stuck for a punchline. "Oh, bring out the midget." According to imdb he’s got a small part (heheh) in a movie called Hustle. He plays Biggie Smalls? That’s the name i give to my underwear.
When Rob Zombie reboots the Mad Max franchise, you’ll be IN this movie four months later, Lord Humungous. BTK, can’t wait to see how Bor Eibmoz
reimagines your origin story.Wait. WHAT? Bor Eibmoz is redoing the Mad Max saga?
Towel please!
Only a wish, LH. Only a wish.
Can you imagine him and Mel Gibson collaborating? Mad genius, I tell you.
Dammit! Now I have blue bals.
Also listed in that movie – you’d better sit down for this – David Faustino, Bridgette Nielsen and Bai Ling.
Disaster Movie: Incident at Carmen’s Snatch Portal.
I finally looked at the full poster, and Speed Racer IS in there, in the background. So I guess I won’t make that time machine now.
Has anybody seen that yellow guy with the Sheriff’s Deputy mustache today?
I have been sitting here, starring into my computer monitor and I just can’t muster up a comment to express my pure hatred for this movie and stupid people who will see it.
I think I’m just jealous because they will enjoy this movie. Enjoy this like a retard with balloon.
*playing happily with a red balloon*
YAAAYYY!!!!!!
Strange — I don’t want to see this, but I do want to see a retard with a balloon. Maybe there is common ground with their audience after all.
On a positive note, I hear the movie poster is made of the softest, most absorbent material yet. Great news! Meet the Spartans gave me the worst hemroid.
"Your favorite movies are going to be EXPLOITED."
Go, Lord Humongolous!
new post fuckers
Well, properly following the scientific method on my drinking experiment, I can issue this conclusion:
Drinking like it is Friday night, on a Monday night, does not make Tuesday into Saturday; However, drinking like it is Saturday night, on Monday through Wednesday, will make Friday the Fourth of July and create a four day work week. Correlation equals causation in this dude’s world.
Did I just blind you all with science?
SCIENCE!!!
Want to know how severely awful this shit is? I’d rather watch Carlos Mencia.
I’ll repeat this experiment next week as a theoretical proof.
It’s moments like this that I hate technology and the advancement of science. They totally fucked up the whole "survival of the fittest" thing.
I noticed Vanessa Minillo is in the credits, so I looked all over the poster for her, only to find she’s playing Vanessa Hudgens.
Play on names or not, not a good movie career start, playing someone more famous than you.
I’ll be there opening night, drunk as hell with my cock in hand.
BRING ON THE KARDASHIAN!
Last night Meet The Rutles was on VH1, and I’d forgotten how much I liked it despite it being kind of awkward at times, and then I wished Eric Idle and the ghost of John Belushi would find a way to stop Seltzer and Friedberg from ever being born. Sort of like a reverse Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
Wow…this looks like it’s going to be REALLY FUNNY.
*asphyxiates self with own hands*
I feel bad for Tony Cox. I’m sure most of his scenes were cut after The Love Guru came out and used up all the good midget jokes.