07.18.08 DAWSON’S CRYPT HAS ANOTHER TRAILER

This is nothing a nice warm, sunny day at the beach can’t cure. Permanently. QAPLAH!

BTK, how are you seriously talking about anything other than The Dark Knight, Lince? Don’t f@g out on us now!

And Anne Rice is rolling over in her grave

Boy meets girl.

Girl falls for boy.

Boy is undead and feeds on the living to survive.

Girl is pretty sure she can change him.

No thanks.

That’s the villian?  The dude who tried to sell us Encyclopedia Britannica back in the 80s?  Oh, no, he might tell me about marmosets.  I’m so scared.

Dark Knight.

Banner caption: Edward keeps rollin’, rollin’, rollin’….towards LOVE.

"I know what you are . . . your skin is pale"

He’s a blogger?

I can’t wait for a teenage zombie love story.  It’ll be hilarious when the zombie boyfriend goes down on his girl.  

Is anyone else having serious load time problems? And I’m not talking about load times like when I drink to much and the girl eventually tells me to stop.

Also, Dark Knight. 

Yeah Burnsy, how was it?  I would’ve asked you earlier, but I didn’t want to wake you.

Anyone else wondering why they didn’t combine this thing with ‘Teeth’?

I mean, really - would you NOT watch a movie about a vampire vagina? 

Stone, Edward is a vampire pussy. Close enough?

BTK, I am going to be breaking the legs off all the chairs at The Pizza Ranch so I can stake anyone in line for this movie.

Oh…that’s funny because the Pizza Ranch is right next to the theater in Iowa City.

It also has all you can eat pizza…cuz stakin’ goths is hungry work!!! Dor sho gha!

But I won’t have anywhere to sit. :(

Haven’t seen it. Dark Knight. Tomorrow at noon at IMAX. Dark Knight. Need new pants. Dark Knight. Heard it was as awesome as we’d expect from nerd friends who camped out for the midnight IMAX showing. Dark Knight.

I heard Heath Ledger skipped the premiere of Dark Knight.  Who does he think he is, Eddie Murphy?

S’up suckas? Finally got to see The Watchmen trailer. Massive nerd boner officially in place!

You know why I like you people?  You all know that my situation is such that there’s no way I’m getting out to the theater to see Dark Knight, and that I’ll be waiting for the DVD.  AND, as such, none of you are going to talk about the movie until I’ve seen it.  You guys are the best.

Hey guys! I’ma go see Dark Knight first thing tomorrow so we can all talk about it! Okay! Who’s with me?

Oh, sorry Stone. You might want to avoid the site for a coupla days weeks until next year.

With you there Jokes, Watchmen trailer is pretty sweet.

I’ve only got 6 days till I get to see dark knight……..shit.

eDWARD-bILLY cORGAN CALLED, HE WANTS HIS PALOUR BACK!