DANE COOK STILL IN OSCAR CONTENTION
07.28.08
After the jump I’ve got the red-band trailer for My Best Friend’s Girl, starring (deep breath) Dane Cook, Jason Biggs and Kate Hudson. Not much new in the red-band trailer, just Dane Cook spouting one-liners that were old five years ago and a shot of his bare ass. Oh, and apparently Alec Baldwin is in this. Remember when he called his daughter a rude little pig? This is way more embarrassing.
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To be fair to Alec Baldwin, I met his daughter and she’s a total bitch.
Vince, this Uproxx software makes me want to stab myself in the eyes (and keep in mind that my job is to read papers written by 19 year old computer engineering majors).
I think I’d rather do work today than deal wiff Uproxx. Later, cockteases.
I think this concept would work out for me. If I hired Dane Cook to date my ex and she actually did go out with him, it would be all the easier to get the fuck over her.
Morning fuckers. So, I saw TDK yesterday. While it was really, really good, I thought Iron Man was better. There, let the beatings begin.
This new server makes me want to Upchuxx.
If by "Dane Cook still in Oscar contention" you mean "Dane Cook likely to live in a trashcan and talk to puppets" then, yes, I agree.
I predict total box office gross equal to one showing of TDK.
starring (deep breath) Dane Cook, Jason Biggs and Kate Hudson
Heretofore referred to as the Uproxx Trio.
New up! (not that you can really tell)
I can’t see the new up. I can’t see any up. I only saw this post on the links from over there. As far as my computer is concerned, the newest post is still COtW. So, yeah, I’m grumpy. If anyone makes a good joke, I’ll hopefully see it within the next few days.
BTK, this movie could be great if it had an entirely different cast, new writers and about 94% more nudity. And the fact that Jason Biggs gets paid to act and I work 8-5 every weekday is just further proof that the terrorists always win.
That strip club reminded me of TR2N. Strip clubs would be more interesting if the girls ran around the stage yelling "vrooom zooom zooom" chasing each other throwing glowey frisbees. Then again, I’m just a stupid girl.
I think you meant Dance Cook is at the Oscar Meyer Concession.
I think we all like to Dance Cook.
Michelle07,
I’ve actually seen something like that in a strip club.
Fuck, now I have to remember where. Not in this country.
Was Dane Cook EVER funny?
I’m I the only one that has to down a hand full of xanax and roofies chased with a glass of Wild Turkey to be able to enjoy Almost Famous? I love the movie, but when I think about the latter day sins of Kate Hudson and Jason Lee………… I become violent.
new dane cook movie = another excuse for all idiot 17 year old girls to incessantly quote his unfunny stand up
kill me
and no i have to do the same thing to even think about almost famous
Its a little known fact that they gave Alec that cigar for that scene in his office because he just couldnt stop putting Danes cock in his mouth.
OH MY GOD!! Jason Briggs is playing a nice lovable guy who, darnett, just cant quite get the girl he loves to like him?? Sorry, but i really just cant see him playing a character like that…
and wow, that scene where he had that little shaving woopsie, so original. I mean you would think that SOMEONE would have done a joke like that before! *cough*americanpie*cough*
Also, Dane Cook, WOW! I mean seriously, its like he wasnt even acting! oh shit…did i say too much?