I thought these comments from last week were funny enough to warrant recognition. Nominate your favorite from this week here. Post is hidden, so bookmark it.
John Wayne in a Devo Hat was the clear winner this week, even though his comment takes some explaining. In the Dreamworks Sounds Fun post, a Kung Fu Panda writer complained about having to write a scene that was already storyboarded: So, for instance, in this scene, the panda comes up a flight of stairs carrying a bucket of water, slips on a banana peel, says something to two geese and does an air guitar. The good news? There can be anything in the bucket. Your mission: make the movie better. To which JWIADH commented:
Easy. Panda comes up the stairs carrying a bucket, slips on a banana peel, spills bucket FULL OF PANDA SEMEN, sees two geese and says "Panda Chowder! Come and get it, cuntface" and plays air guitar.
And then there were the comments from the Black Dynamite trailer thread, which would probably be racist if they weren’t funny.
Rotwangchung says, "I heard this film is going to be a lot longer than other films, but I’m pretty sure that’s just a stereotype."
Fek says, "At this movie, the SCREEN talks to YOU during the whole thing!"
Pauly Dangerously says, "This movie’s ticket is 3/5 the price of a regular ticket."
The rest hopefully require no introduction.
[From a Dark Knight trailer thread] AncillaryCharacter says, "I heard as the next step in the Advertisement Campaign they’re gonna light Chris O’Donell on fire in the middle of Time Square and when he screams in pain some one will come out and say "Why So Serious?" and we’ll all laugh… except Chris O’Donell, he’ll just die."
[From the Son of Ace Ventura thread] Donkey Hodey says, "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls you a Fag."
[From the Smoking is Bad thread] Chodin says, "When I was a kid, I used to place cigarettes sticking out from between by penis and my nut sac, because I thought that’s what Joe Camel wanted me to do."
[From the other Dark Knight trailer thread] John Wayne in a Devo Hat says, "Fuck this movie. I want to see Pineapple Dark Knight Express. Batman wasted on weed driving the Batmobile around town smashing into shit and eating cheetos."
Anyway, congratulations, butt holes.