COMIC-CON EXPOSAY SHOCKS WEB!
07.24.08
I’m perhaps the only movie blogger in the country who’s not at Comic-Con right now, but thankfully we have the incendiary reporting of my colleagues to keep us in the loop. Here’s Alex from FirstShowing providing us with a stunning account of how he tried to save his seats, but they wouldn’t let him!
This is odd! My third year here and in attempt to attend the 20th Century Fox panel in Hall H at Comic-Con, I end up getting kicked out of my seats! There is something very wrong with the way Comic-Con works. After heading in to hold my seats for the rest of our writers who were on the way in, a Twilight fan confronted a security guard because she had been waiting and "really wanted my seats." I was then yelled at by the programming rep in Hall H and was immediately told to leave. As far as I know (and you can confirm here), seat saving is allowed but "limited". And by limited, I would imagine my writers and staff who are working with me should be included in that limit, right? Wow, there’s a reason why people don’t like dealing with Comic-Con!
I just finished meeting with one of the executives and talked with all of the heads of security. The problem was that the security guards never told this lady to move on. I don’t know why she was so adamant on getting my seats – there were plenty of them behind us that she could’ve taken. And as time went on, she sat and complained and the security guards just followed her every order. Why didn’t she move on and find different seats? Who knows? If you’ve been wondering why Paramount skipped the show this year, it’s because Comic-Con treats attendees very poorly. This is a first hand account of how crazy Hall H is and how much I would suggest that you don’t waste your time or money attending Comic-Con. As much as I love Comic-Con, it’s not worth getting kicked out of your seats by Twilight fans.
I can’t even begin to tell you how bad of experience this was. I really don’t understand why these people demanded my row and why the security guards just sat back and let her complain. It makes no sense and in turn they’ve hurt our eventual coverage of the upcoming Fox panel. The policies that are implemented here at Comic-Con and the fact that the security guards have no common sense really hurts every last attendees’ experience. It just shows that they really don’t care about the experience of attendees or press or anyone. I think I’ve said enough and will continue on providing the best coverage we can during Comic-Con 2008. [Source]
Thank God our friend was able to survive such madness and bring us this uplifting tale of triumph in the face of adversity. He asked for no mayo you sick devils! Let’s pray that he continues to brave these iniquities with a sure pen and a stiff upper lip. Godspeed, movie warrior.
Meanwhile, ComingSoon has breaking news of a drapery collapse!
The San Diego Comic-Con’s Hall H presentations didn’t get off to a good start today as the drapes and the scaffolding supporting the drapes at the rear of the room collapsed. We saw that at least one person was injured. We’ve been told that this will delay the Fox presentation because they are now going around to the other sections and re-securing them to make sure they don’t fall as well. Stay tuned for full coverage of the presentations shortly!
We’ll try to stay abreast of new developments in this historic catastrophe!

I’m shocked.
Is it possible to make love to this story? Without having to wash off my monitor later, I mean.
You could try to make like to it, but that’s not nearly as satisfying.
it’s not worth getting kicked out of your seats by Twilight fans.
Security guard or not, this guy needs to immediately turn in his testicles and report to the nearest eunuch training facility; he doesn’t belong in my gender.
I think reading that story gave me my virginity back.
You could try to make like to it, but that’s not nearly as satisfying.
I prefer to make drunk to it. I can’t remember whether it was satisfying.
They treat us computer nerds pretty bad at COMDEX but at least I get a free modem.
Then again we don’t have Hello Kitty Asian chicks?
What a great read! I hope he recovers! Wow! How did! He deal! With! Such! An! Aw! Ful! O!R!D!E!A!L!!!!!!!!!
Jesus, that’s horrible. I once wrote a similar story, but then realized I was a grown adult and deleted the whole fucking thing.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the one Asian chick I wouldn’t bang.
To save sits in the theater, i just shit on them. Simple, yet effective.
*Chodin squints at computer screen*
Okay, wait…I’m not sure if I’m following this story right, but: this guy…okay…I think…I think he got kicked out of his seat? Is that right? Can someone confirm for me?
I’m glad someone’s speaking out about those Comic Con security nazis. Jerk off on ONE cardboard cutout of Lara Croft and they take your pass away…
Reached for comment, Skreech simply said, "pussies."
I was just about to enter this in my blog
"Dear Blog, I went to comic-con and showed some security card a picture of my boobs (LOL, they weren’t really mine, YAY Photoshop camp) and I got to gank this guys seats at the Twilight talk thing. It was awesome. He totally started to cry."
You know the interesting thing about this story is, if the fees at SDCC are anything like at NYCC, he had to pay like $30 an hour to get the wifi to post about his "ordeal." Which means it’s worth more to him to complain about nerds than to send one poor kid in Botswana to school for a month. Sorry, Umbuntu. No algebra classes for you this week — daddy needs to expose the rude vampire fans and convention organizers.
We saw that at least one person was injured.
*sniff* I love happy endings!
Just watched the Portman thing, you people are all on crack. That fucking "song" sounded like the bathroom under the scoreboard at Shea between innings on Latino Night.
Of course they had to cater to the crazy bitch. There’s a strict ratio of women to men that must be kept or comic book fans will cease to exist as oderly breeding fails. How else would be be whipped into a frenzy the next time a comic-to-film adaptation is in the works?
" I think I’ve said enough and will continue on providing the best coverage we can during Comic-Con 2008. "
No really, don’t.
More like "Expose-Gay"! BOOSH!
I think I speak for all of us when I say: WHAT ABOUT THE JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE? WHERE ARE THE JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE DETAILS?
Hello Kitty? More like GOODBYE KITTY! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH. Is this thing on? I’m here all week. Try the veal, its wonderful.
…And then I had to go outside to get a cell signal to call my mom and was exposed to the sun. WORST. DAY. EVAR.
8 years ago I drew a picture of a Panda Bear decapitating Hello Kitty with a wakazashi. I can only believe it was meant for this very day:
http://dreaddormammu.tripod.com/wakazashi.html
I like to approach a lovely lady sitting down and tell them they’re in the wrong sit. Then I point to my face.
Not pictured: The Tater Mitt on HK’s other hand.
You really have to wonder how he managed to get through that panel without his entire "staff." I mean to think he had to look at all of those movie posters by himself and write down the titles. I need an assistant and at least 2 interns just to get my pants on in the morning.
In fairness though, that’s because I have an enormous penis.
I’d love to go this convention and jump into random conversations with things like "Yeah, but when Capt. Picard navigated the Millenium Falcon through the Stargate, I was like, that’s totally unrealistic," and "But why is Spiderman so afraid of kryptonite?" and "My favorite scene in Bladerunner was when X-zibit punched the alien and said ‘Welcome to Earf!" …and then watch all of their heads spontaneously combust.
10 bucks says that he was trying to save the seats with built-in dildos. Or "fuck-chairs" if you will.
Dear Diary:
Today I was waiting in line at Taco Bell to try out there new Jumbo Jack N’ Cheddar Guacamole Bean Casserol Burrito Extreme Gordita, when out of nowhere, this girl, who obviously a McDonald’s fan, cut in front of me in line!!!
I said to her "Excuse me, lady, but I was here first." She immediately told the guy at the register that I was harrassing her and he told me to leave the store! Obviously Taco Bell no longer cares about their customers.
Sometimes I cut myself.
This one time at a theater some guy was laying across our seats. We couldn’t get him to move, and he refused to answer our complaints. Finally, the manager called the cops.
The officer shined his flashlight in the guy’s face and says "Hey – what’s your name and were are you from, buddy?"
The guy answered with a strained whisper "Bob. Balcony."
One of the requirements of any hotel thinking of hosting Comic-Con is, can the plumbing system handle all the used condoms being flushed by the guys who thought they were gonna get laid but instead just jerked off with one on to "see what it feels like".
guys who thought they were gonna get laid but instead just jerked off with one on to "see what it feels like".
Jesus really does walk with me!
Hey, will you guys play a funny game and pretend you looked at my pic and liked it?
So i said "Hey bitch. Why don’t you sit on this?" and pointed to another chair.
I think the sweatbands really pull the thing together Fek.
Oh the trauma and heartache of being a geek.
Fek, um, that Herrro Kitty head was drawn really well…and um…yeah.
…On a bright note, one of the Hello Kitty girls let me kiss her on the cheek. I did it! Then, I saluted her and walked away with a big smile.
True Story: Tuesday, I was at a Steely Dan concert and I left to take a piss and come back to find some older dude in my space on the lawn. I asked him "What the fuck?" and being the older gentleman he was he said "Haven’t you heard of ‘Move your feet, lose your seat?’" I asked "What the fuck, are an 8 year old? I got a rhyme for you too, it goes ‘You will move or I will fuck you up’" He did so.
I’m pretty sure more people got off at that ToyFair when the Tickle Me Elmos came out.
To make their guests feel more at home, the hotel temporarily replaces their Do Not Disturb door hangers with hand-lettered KEEP OUT! NO LITTLE SISTERS ALLOWED! signs.
Stoney: my server just thanked Robo for the tip.
I’d like to rent a booth at this covention and sell old gym lockers, just so I could induce PTSD in everyone that walked by.
HEY FUCK YOU! The bear is a professional wrestler!
Peet – I’m struggling to pretend I’m cool and get your joke. Please make a fool out of me and clear it up…
COMIC-CON EXPOSAY SHOCKS WEB!
Electro fought Peter Parker???? LOL!
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
Or did you need more help than that?
The Mighty Fek’lhr often gets PTSD at McDonalds :(
Part two of this guy’s coverage is about how he sat down on the toilet and accidentally shit on the back of his shirt.Â
That chick next to Herrro Kitty is eye-fucking the shit out of me right now.
Just look at her. Shameless.
Stop it, lady!
God, she’s hot.
Fek – not that joke, the Robo joke…
I’m like a comedy speed bump. Sorry.
Too gory for me Fek
I have a similar tale that involves Mexican Federalis taking my, money, booze, drugs, shoes, and butt cherry.
You did say Peet and not Rot, dintcha? DOR SHO GAY!
BTK, He has no fucking clue.
Too gory for me Fek
Slaapy, I swear to Kahless that I mean this in no disingenuous way, but that is one of the best compliments I have ever received on one of my drawings ever. :)
Call me crazy, but I’ll bet the chick on the right has a huge collection of dildos.
He should have just LARP’d out on the guard.
LIGHTING BOLT!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!!
I sympathize with this guy. I was at a party this one time, and just when I was having fun, I got pushed aside by a bunch of wild, screaming party goers. I just fell to the ground and cried. I completely soaked that blindfold and hurt myself when I fell on the wiffle ball bat I was using.
Crappy’s avatar- "I think I just saw a big muhfuckin’ Siamese Cat wave at me!"
Pretty sure the only thing better than Comic-Con is getting stoned and eating something.
I can’t believe how late I’m coming back to this and nobody has bothered to tell this FAHKIN’ QUEEAH TO HAHDEN THE FAHK UP!
Stone: You made a corny joke ("Bob. Balcony"), when I do that I usually bookend it with "I’m here all week, try the veal and don’t forget to tip your servers." Except around here, Robo does all the tipping.
Do you also find the best comedy is the kind you have to explain very slowly?
LIGHTING BOLT!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!!
I am so ashamed at how hard I laughed at this.
Peet, I actually find that something is pure comedy when I finish telling a story and tag it with "It was really funny." This way, the person I’m telling the story to is officially alerted to the fact that it was, in fact, humorous.
If I had free all-access tickets to Comic-Con, I’m pretty sure I’d just go back to sleep.
Alex let out the part where when he finally got back to his room he found out he had started his period.
I know someone who looks like the thing in the blue t-shirt. Not in the bilbical sense, you understand, although she is called Goliath, so maybe i do.
Comic-Con would be a hundred times better if it involved actual Cons.
I think the Surenos would enjoy seeing all the fruity assed idiots all dressed up, don’t you?
Honestly, I’d rather go to church.
LEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY!
JJJJJJJJEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!
Honestly, I’d rather go to church.
Him, too! Great place to dump explosives.
Max Paine can go choke on a dick.
<=== Just woke up next to skinny white girl.
Russel Simmons is hosting his third annual convention. DefCon3 starts next week.
Twilight Fan: Excuse me, Mr. security guard. There’s someone in my seat.
Me: Did you say "quack quack, seat back"?
Twilight Fan: Did I say what?
Me: Sit somewhere else and deal with it, bitch.
The woman that took his seats was later overheard saying "But I want an Oompa Loompa NOW!"
Quack, quack, seat back!
OMG, I’m 8 again.
I’m actually still a little shocked that a bunch of socially retarded shut-ins all put together in one place are having a hard time getting along with each other. I would like to personally volunteer to go to San Diego and launch a full-scale investigation into this matter.
Now, since incendiary materials are no longer allowed on commercial airliners, who wants to go on a road trip with me?
Stone, forgive me for my ignorance but I just now realized that your av is Jesus riding a dinosaur.
AWESOME!!!!
One time when I was backpacking the John Muir trail, I had to take a shit in a awkward place and the main turd rolled downhill and jack-knifed on my boot. I have the same emotions about that event as I do about Alex from FirstShowing.
erswi-you fucking retard! Didn’t you see the other day when I posted the full size???
GRRR…RAPTUROUS RED!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bar-art/414998399/
Fly to my place Donk. I’m 3 hrs from SD. Just long enough for the handle of Segrams to get tapped and the LSD to really get going.
I’d also like to open a food vendor booth and call it "As-burgers."
Also shunned at comic-con was Bert Needlemyer, proprietor of a deoderant and hair brush kiosk.
I love you kooky people
*Donk shows up at C-dog’s door, C-dog’s avatar tells the rest of the story*
I gave out condoms at the Comic con, but everyone just blew them up and giggled
Crap’s Av just realized his shirt is Rapturous Red.
What story? Turd story? Cracking a 150lb chorine cylinder tank into the ventilation intake at the SDCC? Tell you about thte fucking GLANDS, man?
in soviet russia emo bans you!!
http://www.freemuse.org/sw29040.asp
I was going to bottle and sell a cologne called "Eau de Comic-Con" before I realized that everybody with sweat glands and access to Cheetos beat me to it.
True story: I was shitfaced at a party and for some unknown reason (booze, pot, NO, mushrooms, etc) blew up a condom and managed to get a bud light bottle inside it. When I went to throw it out the back door into the pool this dude walked in front of it and it popped him right on the dome. He never saw that coming
<== Wachoo mean deys no mo Kool-Aid?!?!?!
I wonder if you could start a fight by tapping one guy on the shoulder and point to another and say "That dude just said Bizarro Superman could totally beat the crap outta the Grey Hulk. You gonna put up with that shit?"
Then again, does it really count as a fight if everyone punches with their thumbs tucked in and almost immediately start crying?
Bex-I gotta watch that emo russian vid when I get home, ROFLKOTAL!
If I stole that dude’s seat, I’d just say he failed his saving throw and punch him in the taint.
Rot, I think the more likely scenario is them nit-picking each other’s costumes which leads to a fevered match of rock/paper/scissors with the loser having to relinquish his or her Pokemon card collection to the victor.
Oh, I get it now.
J-more like YuGiOh cards! *snort!*
By Kahless, I am a sad and desperate man.
The San Diego Comic-Con’s Hall H presentations didn’t get off to a good start today as the drapes and the scaffolding supporting the drapes at the rear of the room collapsed.
After which, an old man in a suit was witnessed trying to cover his face before he started screaming at convention-goers "PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!"
*tries really hard not to tell everyone that he’s been to the last three Comic-Cons dressed as a Stormtrooper*
Man. Those guys are nerds!!! heh….
Emo vampire chicks and curtains are fucking these dudes up? Is this a joke? 15 minutes. I need just 15 minutes to Hadden dees faks up da fakin queyahs!!
The San Diego Comic-Con’s Hall H presentations didn’t get off to a good start today as the drapes and the scaffolding supporting the drapes at the rear of the room collapsed.
However, the Con ended on an awesome note when the hotel’s pay-per-view porn network achieved sentience after the guests in room 205 hacked into, and re-programmed it in an effort to settle a bet about what a vagina really looks like.
The Mighty Fek’lhr is sure that the toughest guy at comic con would get his ass kicked by the weakest girl here (Grace00).
However, the toughest guy at Comic Con would def kick the ass of the weakest guy here, regardless of the size of his thumb.
They look like a box that your dick comes in!
Man. Those guys are nerds!!!
Lord H, I’ve got a framed picture of me and Jeremy Bulloch hanging in my office.
<=== Just popped in VHC tape titled "Tyree’s Baybee vidyo" and saw his mom giving birth to him.
Rot – BOBA FETT??! THE BOBA FETT???!!?! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
*skeet*
/nerdgasm
I’d go to Comic-Con, but I’m afraid to regain my lisp I lost when I was 7.
Rot, at my desk I have pics of me with:
Now, if you know who more than 3 of these characters are, you might be a Trekkie.
How’d you lose it, Pauly? Did your uncle take it from you like he took your viginity?
No way, LH. At 7, I just stopped getting breast fed.
Pauly – That’s awesome.
Pauly-You just made me say "Oh, FUCK!" out loud at work. Nicely done.
You beat homosexuality at 7? Big ups!
*slides two piss boots down the bar to Fek and LH*
I aim to please.
fuck!
must
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The funny thing about the Boba Fett deal was that earlier in the week, I was working for a promotions company that actually (I’m not making this up) paid me to hang out in a nightclub with Carmella Decesare, get drunk and give away beer and cigarettes. Totally played it cool. Impressed? Me? Nah, I’m wayyy too hip for that. Then, three days later, I go to a Con, and when Bulloch actually talked to me when I got his autograph, I swear I lost the power of speech. I got so flustered that I damn near crapped my pants. I have such fucked up priorities.
And Fek, that list makes me jealous. So, I’m going to go home and gently stroke my copy of the Bladerunner script signed by all the principle actors. After that, I’ll do what usually do which is masturbate and cry.
Fek,
No Neelix?
Pussy.
Who wants to fuck, Rot?
*raises hand*
*takes a long draught from the piss boot*
Rot-The Hologram Doctor and Barclay were there, too, but they were real assholes so I snubbed them on the photo op. That’s right, I don’t take my pic with just ANYONE, you little freaks! (Maybe if Barclay was doing an A-Team show…)
(BTK, your Balderunner script reminds me of my copy of The Amazing Spiderman #129 I have that is autographed by John Romita.)
<grabs uaPlys piss while he has hand raised, chugs, replaces>
Donk-Neelix was selling newspapers at the stop light.
Ya know, the missing "boot" in that staement makes it funny.
I am the phone book!
BTK, if any of you can manage to get your hands on a Chief O’Brien autograph, The Mighty One will suck your dick. It is said to be impossible to get him to go to cons or do autographs.
Fek, I think the combined nerd power of you, me and Lord H could probably be harnassed to power a small city well into the next century.
Colm Meaney doesn’t need to do autographs. Motherfucker was in Under Siege for fucks sake!
Balderunner is that the one wiff Kavin Bacon?
Crap, are you drinking from the catheter again?
Rot, I wish I could get my friend Jim to post here. He is a big movie buff (Acheiver), and once won a Star Trek Trivia Contest at a Con by naming episodes by Stardate.
By Stardate.
Under Siege may be one of the most disturbing movies in existence. Steven Seagal stabs that dude in the ARMPIT. Twice.
I like how everyone’s inner-nerd starts showing up.
Except for Fek, he’s probably wearing Vulcan ears as we speak.
Pauly-If my wife wasn’t a Trekkie and into pro-wrestling, I swear I would still be a virgin to this day.
he’s probably wearing Vulcan ears as we speak
Technically, they are Middle Earth Elf ears!
Fek, I once won an ST trivia contest at DragonCon by naming the ST:TNG episode that featured the alien race The Binars. It’s 11001001.
<—Nerd
Double DragonCon?
Jim sounds lonely.
michelle i am smitten by your rapist wit!
I don’t know what’s worse, how nerdy you guys are or that I’m playing Warcraft on the screen behind this one.
Bex, I believe I’ve Dursted.
yes michelle you have
He asked for no mayo you sick devils!
"Slathered, Bernie! Slathered is the only way to describe the amount of mayonnaise on my sandwich. The humanity."
Ahh, nice to see someone’s getting my Patton references.
i hope bon jovi does a candle light vigil and does an acustic living on a prayer for these brave men who venture into hells anus known as Comic-Con
Long will this day go down in history as the day the drapery collapsed at ComicCon and injured one person. Long enough? Thought so. MOVING ON.
This is why I like hanging around here; next to you holodeck-haunting homos I look like Pat Tillman.
Ummm, exactly how rotting and decomposed are you Stinky?
He was the most manly person I could think of. Actually, it was him or Clint Eastwood, but either way you’re asking me the same qustion.
Oh sure, kiss Vances ass! How many times have I dropped, "a German son-of-an-asshole-bitch is going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death with a sockful of shit!" and gotten nothing, eh? EH?!?
Dirty huns!
That’s it! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to Berlin to personally kill that paper hanging son-of-a-bitch!
Fucking great stuff man;
http://www.bob-west.com/PATTON-SPEECH.html
<notices no one around, grabs everyones toothbrushes and scrubs on a good dollop of fromunda cheese>
NERRRRRRRRRRRDS!!!!!!
great page crap, im sure patton is rolling around in his grave with all the pussification of america, men need to be real men again fuck this emo, metrosexual, pussy-whipped men that is popping up in all the commercials, tv shows and movies
It was the intruduction of men’s hairspray killed George.
Somebody help me out with this:
I’m a huge Lost fan. Lost is a huge hit at ComicCon. If I ever had the dumbass-icity to go to ComicCon I would become Robo’s Av. But it would be worth it to make it to the Lost panel. So the question is: Am I a geek or not?
*Chodin removes hit Hello Kitty mask*
*clears throat* Lost sucks.
*Puts Hello Kitty mask back on*
You know how Lost is going to end, right? It’s going to get cancelled.
Dammit, Chodin. Just as I was about to tell Leon that liking Lost makes you a homo, not a geek, you go and one up me. Thunder stealer.
P.S. Lost is ghey.
Watching ‘Lost’ is like wiping your ass after taking an unsatisfying half-turd.Â
I’d rather watch Goldkit.com commercials than Lost.
"It’s fast! It’s easy! And the Gold Kit is free!"
I’m related to one of the cast members on Lost.
I still won’t watch it.
Oh, and also: NERRRRRRRRRRRRDS!!!!!!!
‘Lost’ is what happens when a writer in the first season says, "Wait, but how are we going to explain this later?" and a producer replies, "Haha, what are you, gay? Shut the fuck up and rail this off my cock!" .
Besides Keira Knightley and Natalie portman, I’d also like to have sexual relations with Evangeline Lily and the australian chic
Robo, I’m related to Daniel Boone and I still don’t give a fuck about American history.
But goddamn are those raccoon cap fucking rad!
Has Wilson the volleyball died on Lost yet?
He’s a fag.
‘Lost’ stole their premise from me. The original version went something like this:
1) A group of people are in a hallway.
2) They walk to the end of the hallway and open a door.
3) That door leads to another hallway.
4)Â They walk to the end of the hallway and open a door.
5)Â That door leads to another hallway.
Bex, I’d like to have sexual relations with every girl on Lost. Yes, that includes Rose, Maggie Grace (I’ve already stated that), and…dare I say it…Aw fuck it, Michelle Rodriguez.
At first, I seriously thought Lost was about Jorge Garcia’s dick.
Can one of you fucking nerds explain to me why they have a Lost panel at Comic-Con?
Is Lost based on a comic?
Because it’s ‘Lost" Donkey, because it’s ‘Lost’. Are you fucking wetodd or something?
must’ve taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Skippy Peanut Butter also has a panel at Comic-Con.
That’s because it’s the most popular choice among nerds without peanut allergies that like to fuck jars of things.
But choosy moms choose Jif, Chodin.
Anal Cunt
Because the "international comic con" is no longer really about comics, Donk. It’s about Hollywood can best exploit geeks with lots of disposable income.
Loved the link to the Patton speech. Killing off Mr Eko was a big mistake by the writers of Lost. Killing off that annoying hobbit (i nearly said elf – oops) was fully endorsed. Fucking limeys.
It used to be about the nerds, Beek.
*sniffle* it used to be about…. the nerds.
Final Conclusion: I am a geek.
I like a TV show that everyone around me hates, and I don’t give a fuck.
CB thats because Mr Eko wanted out, couldnt take the climate of Hawaii, i mean a black guy who doesnt like the jungle, how can that be?
The brother’s from Islington. Hardly the most hostile of environments.
I believe in John Locke, but i know jack is the true hero, did you see that webisode with jacks father talking to vincent the dog, telling him to “wake up my son, he has work to do”?
WTF is that all about? that is one of the reasons i love this show cause somethings are just so creepy and weird
New up coochie cloggers. And lost can all be explained with quantum theory. The hatch was nothing more than a gigantic double slit experiment. Heisenberg uncertainty principle too.
Revised- The new up will jack you.
NOTE TO ALL:
The posts aren’t disappearing, but the sofware is fucking up the date and time whenever I edit something, so the new ones aren’t showing up at the top of the page. There’s a new post at this URL if you’re interested:
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/post.phtml?pk=2244
Here’s a better question: why the fuck was Paris Hilton at ComiCon?