COMIC-CON BORING POSTER ROUND UP
07.24.08
Here’s a crapload of new posters for Max Payne, The Day the Earth Stood Still, and G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (hehe…). There’s really nothing like a poster for conveying a movie’s… uh… title. It’s all very fascinating. I think someone should do nonstop, 24-hour-coverage of Comic-Con. It’d be perfect for the Who Gives a Shit Channel.
[picture sources - IGN, DarkHorizons]
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"I am a star. I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That’s right."
I beleive its called G4, Lance.
Is that one of the angry trees from The Wizard of Oz?
Geez Louise! Were the GI Joe posters taken with an Etch-A-Sketch?
I think they should change the name of The Day the Earth Stood Still to The Day Gravity Told Us To Fuck Off.
I hear if you go into one of the bathroom stalls at Comic Con and tap your foot three times, Furry Captain America comes in and sucks you off.
I think Marlon Wayans’ character should be called "Rip-off"
Who the fuck did the fourth poster, Banksy?
I heard that the GI Joe movie is gonna be a lot darker and more realistic than the comic or cartoon. In that vein, Marlon Wayans’ character is going to be renamed before the end of the film. His new name? Dead nigga.
*laughing* Okay, wait, wait, wait…you’re fucking jacking me off here, right? There’s no way that Marlon Wayans is in ‘G.I. Joe’? That’s like going into an outhouse and using your piss to melt down somebody elses turd.
In the poster on the far right, it looks like Max is doing one of those trust exercises where you fall back and people catch you, except the angel is kind of being a dick.
Marlon Wayans’ character should be called, "How the fuck did I get in this- my brotha’ ain’t directing it!?"
It’s a Dutch name.
Did The Dark Knight have a ton of red, white, and black posters?
How did that work out for them?
I hear The Who Gives a Shit Channel is 24 hour telethon channel hosted by Pete Townshend and Keith Moon to raise money for starving children.
chod,
"that’s a mighty big turd".
"Yeah, well I got a lotta piss."
I hope Max Payne does for Mark Wahlberg’s career what John Wayne Gacy did for those young fellas lives.
Red hair, and white on her face…just as God intended.
Where is Michelle, my wonder twin?
Ripcord’s real weapon is a Colt .45!
BRB, have to go untie elle0 and let her out of the dunge…BASEMENT!
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off topic but i saw that new video of natalie portmans boyfriend that’s like a bollywood movie, and i just wanted to say that natalie is so fucking adorable in that video that it makes me sick
carry on
Comic-Con is where I go to fuck chicks when the zipper on my gimp costume busts.
"The Day the Earth Stood Still" just sounds like a big game of freeze tag.
Bex-wanted to fuck Keira Knightley lately?
Comic Con bathrooms: Where sperm go to die.
I agree about that weird video. I cant hate her, she is so cute!
That was directed at Bex, sorry
ACTIVATE!
Sorry Eibz, I was looking for Zombie singles. Mwarl!
Here’s my big Comic-Con heist:
1) Toss a box of Toaster Strudels into the convention.
2) Steal fucking everything when the riot ensues.
Is that the girl from
Double DragonJust The 10 Of Us playing Scarlett?The Day the Earth Stood Still might get my $8 just for having the gumption to go with the black, white, and orange poster. Fight the Power!
Fek – always but natalie portman almost made me lose my way
I think I shall show up at the next Comic Con dressed as Neil Gaiman’s Death, and charge 100 for a blow job. I will be the richest girl ever, as long as I can haul it all to the nearest coinstar.
i just wanted to say that natalie is so fucking adorable in that video that it makes me sick
She was a guest judge on Project Runway last ni- Eep! I’ve already said too much…
I know Vince, and she was so adorable.
This G.I. Joe movie just puts water under my hoverboard.
I’m sorry. I don’t find Natalie Portman attractive. At all. There, now I can stop living a lie. She’s really not that great of an actress either.
::ducks and covers::
Bex, that video made me sick too, but not because of Natalie’s cuteness. As hot as she is, she couldn’t save a shitty video for a shitty song done by a shitty artist.
Oh JHC, its ok. We forgive you
heh heh
Are you guys old enough to remember wired cable box remotes?
If you held down the 3, 5, and 7 buttons, you got the Playboy Channel for about 10 minutes.
I just watched it. Gah she’s adorable, I wish I could wash away the image of that dudes top pubes though. Blech.
Let me know when someone finds the Star Trek posters because i just have to see Chris Pine as Kirk!
yeah, Cinnabon, that was what gagged me. He is greasy and hairy
Project Runway? Is that something to do with airports?
oh those top pubes are horrible and to think that natalie has to stare at that when shes servicing her man
I’d bang the GI Joe chick.
Um…okay, so I just watched that music video, and…um…that tshit was fucking retarded. Natalie Portman is hot, but you can’t just dip her in shit and expect me to still skeet.
I must admit she doesn’t do anything for me, however.
Yes, airports Charlie. Its all very manly
What in the fuck are you all yakking about? Natalie Portman’s (way cute, much dood juice for her) cinnabon happy trail bollywood what the fuck?
I need food.
I think her best work was that rap video for SNL.
I think Natalie’s best work was when she wasn’t fucking that Bollywood guy.
New up. Shocking, I know.
Now i know the propagandists in the porn industry are pushing the no-pubes agenda but, as i don’t know where my chest* hair ends and my pubes begin can i get a ruling on acceptable degrees of hirsuteness.
I also asked my MP this question at the last election.
*actually more on my belly but it sounds a bit more Burt Reynolds if i say chest.
The alternate ‘Day the Earth Stood Still’ poster shows Keanu with writing on his cheek that says "Woah – what happened to the breeze?"
I’m very interested in exactly .4 of these movies, rounded down.