COMIC BOOK PLUS ZOMBIES…
07.03.08
The only thing Hollywood Execs love more than cocaine are comic books, and the only thing they love more than comic books are zombies. Does that last sentence work? Blow me, said a source close to the story.
David Fincher, has optioned movie rights for The Goon with plans to adapt the Dark Horse comic book into a CG animated film from Blur Studio. Created by Eric Powell in 1999, The Goon, “tells the adventures of a muscle-bound brawler who claims to be the primary enforcer for a feared mobster. The Goon and his sidekick Franky often get tied up in other machinations, often in relation to the evil zombie gangs. [/Film]
Oh yeah, the mafia. I forgot about that, people never make movies about them. Hey, who wants to bet the teaser will be black, white, and red? Anyone?
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Nominous sucks a nut
Still not optioned? My middle school coming of age story, The Poon.
Kevin Durand is…the Goon.
Not to be a dick about it, BUT…
If there was one comic book genetically engineered to be the most appropriate thing ever for Film Drunkards, it’s The Goon.
Hot-air balloon flying communist octopi? Tying a goth to the hood of a car and setting him on fire? Knife to the eye?
Come on. That’s hot shit.
is that a screen shot from Celebrity Deathmatch?
Iggy Pop V.S. Vin Diesel
Aaron, this is Hollywood we’re talking about. The movie won’t have any of that.
I’ll stick to She-Hulk, thank you very much.
oh yeah, I will probably see this.
Vin Diesel as the voice of The Goon, anyone?
I’d rather see the movie about the plucky Canadian dollar, fighting back against a down market: The Loon.
William H. Macy as Franky, anyone?
Hello, hello. Testing, testing 1 2 3
I. I’m the only one left… finally, there’s time to read all my books!
in movie announcer’s voice:
Coming this Summer, Bobcat Goldwait is….THE GOON.
The American version of The Loon will be about the plucky state bird of Minnesota, fighting back against Kevin McHale.
It’s David Fincher. I’ll give it a chance.
Vin Diesel as the voice of The Goon, anyone?
I’m thinking Michael Clarke Duncan, just because like most movie execs, I have absolutely no imagination.
Hey fozzy, get your own jokes.
Wakka wakka wakka.
This summer comes a movie for the blog commenter with a thirst for overused jokes… The Too Soon.
One of the zombie mobsters is the undead Frank Sinatra playing The Croon.
Donk, nobody wants to hear my own jokes. They suck, remember?
The rainy season in the south pacific takes a deadly turn: The Monsoon.
There’s a The Coon joke here somewhere…….
*Pauly checks between couch cushions*
This summer, your hair is fuller and bouncier than ever… The Vidal Sassoon.
The Goon is about half a Goonie.
A deep reddish idiot: The Maroon.
A marshall, personally compelled to face a returning deadly enemy, finds that his own town refuses to help him: High Noon.
Whaddaya mean they already made that one?
This summer, the movie Pauly has been waiting for since he got his first pube…..Adam Sandler is The Buffoon.
FUCKIN’ SHIT, MENG!
i wonder if the Goon has stairs in his house
What, no poon puns from the boys yet? I’m waiting…
* tapping toe impatiently *
Burnsy dropped that one early.
This summer, Scottish people get drunk and tell wives tales… The Brigadoon.
Al, come on. That hurts.
A movie about the Swedish Chris Crocker:
Leave Britney Aloon!
Red-assed monkeys terrorize a city: The Baboon.
SHOOT THE MOOOOOON!
This summer a 50′s crooner hast to put up with his satanic neighbors in the Osbournes vs. Pat Boone
empty mooncup :(
what about "The Spoon" a romantic comedy about junkie zombies
didnt david lynch already make this with Dune??
A small, plucky, multi-million dollar corporation tries to come out with a media player to compete with the iPod: The Zune.
"The Zune"
a horror movie about shity knock off products
An old west movie about a gold pot that just sits there while cowboys spit on it.
The Spitoon.
Bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A bunch of goofy internet geeks try to avoid women
No Poon AfterNoon
*offers Johny a high five, pulls hand away at the last second*
Too slow!
Eibz called me a goofy internet geek?
I think I need to go back and reevaluate my life
Im a sex addict
not that that has to do with any of this nonsense but I thought you all should know
"thats the Second time he’s done that." Johny thinks to himself as he cleans his shiney 45.
you fool me once………….911!!
There’s no trying about it, you cootie factory.
Johny, does that mean you are touching yourself between posts?
Cootie factory?
Im rubber, youre glue………
Whatever happened to cheap video games based off of fringe movies and corporate advertisements? I think this could actually be kind of a fun game. At least as much fun as ‘Yo Noid’ and probably more fun than Judge Dredd.
no I touch my self on my post BLAH HAHAHA
:::Looks around to notice he’s alone:::
"oh shit…….."
I do produce an extraordinary amount of adhesive.
I put glue on my rubber once
Larry was not a happy camper that night
why all the Eib hating today?
Kevin McHale and Robert Parrish would make awesome zombies…just saying. I sensed there was a McHale reference earlier.
I’m not hatin’ Eib. I have a rubber if you have glue.
It must be your av, Eibz. Some people don’t like The Toon.
I heart Eib, speaking as the cootie factory next door.
You from Boston Michelle?
All of the Timberwolves are zombies, chelle. Haven’t you been to their games?
eibz love the harley quinn av
I lived in Natick for a year. But it was a formative one.
Brooklyn now.
Up town baby, we gets down baby
or is Brooklyn down town? not sure, West side!!!!!!!!
*throws up gang signs, is immediately run over by a stroller and lesbian couple
I guess I am just being sensitive, what with all the zombie killing posts.
What? Holy shit, Eibmoz is zombie backwards! I just caught that!
Where’s the guy from Double Dragon? I gotta tell him!
Vlance never posts all the zombie hugging stories. WTF VLANCE?!?!
Fek’s a Klingon?
Say Donk, is there any significance to that windmill in your avi?
Burnsy’s a cocksure beefcake man meat factory made of rusty nails and broken glass?
What windmill, Peet?
That fucker’s a giant and I’m fixing to kick his ass.
Al’s a chick?
Johny, you can get banished over there for
chatting upscaring offsleeping withBTKing without sending out a group eViteannoying the wimmens.You can get banished over there for having a brain. thats why we are here.
braaaaains…
"…goofy internet geek…"
Who the fuck you callin internet?!?!?
<blows air kiss>
See no hate, just misplaced sexual frustration.
Oh, and in regards to this film, Fincher = Yes.
I was hoping you wouldnt notice that, Donk. Now everyone knows I want to eat their brains!
I agree that I have to give Fincher a chance. Even if he did a spoof movie. I cant help it.
Sorry Pete……look im just a screen writer that gets approched like 10 times a day.
im what you might call an incomplete package
If you don’t kiss my ass, YOU WILL BE BANNED!!
If you are not a dipshit regular and you post "fist", YOU WILL BE BANNED!!
If you are a catty cunt regular and attack new posters for no reason, you will not be banned. But if you are new and fuck with the regular catty cunts, YOU WILL BE BANNED!!
If you don’t join in the dry humping poster suck fests, YOU WILL BE BANNED!!
If you don’t reuse old and tired jokes and make origional and entertaining comments, YOU WILL BE BANNED!!!
<sigh> remember when over there didn’t suck ass.
Where’s the Geroge Washingto exploding zombie pic anyways?
Eibz which is finchers spoof movie?
well, he hasnt made one yet, but if he did, i would see it.
ooooooooooooooh i misread you sorry
Was it Panic Room?
Nononono… Alien3. (<== to lazy to look up HTML code for cubed)
I think Panice Room was an allegory for its stars lesbianism. Discuss
No e in panic, got it
Panocha room?
Ashley Tisdale is in a bikini "over there" and I can’t even comment on how hot she is because it will be lost among the "FUCK THAT FLAT BITCH!" and "WHO THE HELL IS SHE?" comments.
I for one like the itty bitties
I had a boyfriend tell me my boobs were too big once. He mustve been teh ghey.
He only told you that once. Once.
Holy shit! Donkey Hodey sounds like Don Quixote when you say it! My mind is lubed!
Not that small ones are bad. I wish I had them.
How can you help smothering their faces when you’re trying to get to their delicious braaaaains?
don’t get me wrong i like a nice plump rack as much as the next guy…..im just going through faze I think.
Thats the ruse. I hypnotize them with my breasts, to get to the tasty brains
I thought you need them alive when you devour thier mind?
why you clever little minx.
That’s a common misconception…it’s only vampires that need them alive.
Now take your werewolves, they prefer the meat to be fresh but are essentially scavengers and contrary to popular belief travel in packs and live in Brooklyn. And anot…aiighhh
Michelle, have I told you lately that I love you?
Damnit!!!! I never even got a chance to say good bye.
:::On knees, fists clenched, sceaming toward the blackend sky:::
"MICHEEEEEELLE!!!!!!!"
I bite the heads off of Gummi Bears and pretend I’m a monster sometimes.
Looks like we’re all alone Ladies
*Winks and claps hands as pants fall effortlessly to the ground*
never mind
*Pulls pants back up and hobbles off
**trying not to laugh at the now naked Johny**
Um, Luch is here now. And Lance is always watching you.
When I eat broccoli I pretend I’m a giant, "Errr! Eat trees! Rawr!"
When I eat pussy, I pretend that I’m not just havinig a dream.
Solo wet spot :(
Huh…wha happened? Why am I covered in beheaded gummi bears.
narm narm narm.
What’s with Johnny’s pantsless waddle? I like it.
Luch is your av a picture of you biting the head off a gummy bear?
I’m a veteran of the "walk of shame"
I don’t think you look very monstrous.
Michelle covered in gummi bears!
narm narm narm
sorry, I couldnt control myself
That’s HILARIOUS. I just got hustla’d…and I’m at home. I hope to God you’re licking the back and sticking them all over the place. Oh the delicious sweet chewy carnage.
Eibz puts the ‘bra’ in brains
OMG, now I have to go and buy some swedish fish and gummi bears and do some animal planet style tableau
I really should go home but this conversation is preventing me from standing up.
Actually I’m looking forward to tomorrow, friends of ours are having a huge blowout picnic and my wife told me they’re setting up poker tables. I plan on getting shitfaced and gambling away at least one of my kids. Don’t play with fireworks and blow off anything you might need one day, Drunkards.
Have a good one Stink! win some loot!
I think i’ll where my Goerge Washington "Original terrorist" T shirt tomorrow
Posting from my phone sure is fun
you know what i like to gamble when im completely hammered?
the deed to my house, a my stake in my lounge, and my testicles. i figure i really dont need all of them.
wear
ohn, i think you meant to say you were going to wear your george washtintO t shirt tomorrow.
Taking a shit Burns?
I call dropping a duece, "playing solitaire". Example:
"Man I got the whiskey shits something fierce. I’m gonna go play solitaire."
WWBD = what would busey do?
"Don’t play with fireworks and blow off anything you might need one day, Drunkards."
Starts to take fireworks out of his pants. Stops.
Nahhh, it’s worth the joke.
Puts fireworks back into his pants.
Hey ladies, my pants are sexplosive!
Lights fuse.
is that a sparkler in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
What would I DO? Easy, if you can THINK out of your own head. Obvious answer, HEAD butt a curb, and stare at YOU for too long with MY wonky eye. Fool.
Wow gee wiz Mr. Gary. I was asking wwbd what his name ment. I didn’t mean nothin buy it, honest.
fucking hack
I know this probably doesn’t matter to anyone, but i’m headed to Orlando to bust my ass uninstalling 15 pizza stores from this Saturday until next Saturday so i won’t be around to make cock jokes for bit.
I love you!
its a roman
candlehelmet in my pocketwow! Thats a lot of work, Kurg
We will miss you
i wont
fag
"uninstalling 15 pizza stores" Dude, I have no fucking clue how you unintall a pizza store, but it sounds violent.
I am not a fag, Luch
im sooooooooo horny right now. I think I’ll cruse the all boys Jr. high down the street for lunch
i’ve uninstalled a PIZZA from my colon
Are you an electrician, Kurg? If you’re willing to relocate, I have a friend desperately seeking a journeyman.
Luch, you are a MONSTER!!
YEA!
Yeah!!!
…what am I yeahing?
Dodgers just won!! WooHoo Go Brewers, .5 game behind 1st would be sweeeeeet!! uh… I mean…
GGRrrrrr…punch kittens!!!!
anybody see that video of the kid launching a baby with an inflatable pillow?
Are you hanging yourself with your tie now? What the hell goes on in your office?
Does the 4th of July mean the weekend has started early in the US and this is the last post until next Monday? Fair enough. Well done on your independence thing. I’ll raise a beverage or two in your honour.
The weekend has not started early for me
Empty keg cup :(
I saw that video Luch. I wanted to knock the shit out a that kid….with that baby
I saw it also
I’d like to force those 2 teenagers to fuck each other on a bed of fiberglass at gunpoint.
Then post that shit.
BOOSH!
You guys have missed one helluva shitstorm today at my work. My fuckin computer went Kaput, meaning that our drawing files were inaccessible since they’re on a backup hard-drive in my machine. I had to install the fucking backup into 4 FUCKING MACHINES before I could get it to work (5 minutes ago) and now I’m trying to set it up to share on the network. Thank fuckin JHC that my boss is outta town. Had she been here to breathe down my deck all fuckin day to do something that was NOT MY FUCKIN JOB I probably would’ve walked the fuck out!
So, in other news . . . any good A2M stories I missed today?
Not really. I save them for you.
Oh hey Erswi, you haven’t been around much today, how’s your day going?
Oh, right… nevermind…
Thank God somebody still loves me. I am so fucking whiped out right now I can’t see straight. This IT techy shit is not for me. Posting on FD all fuckin day! That’s for me!
yeah, we missed you. And I was all dressed up and everything
dressed up as harley quinn?
sure
thats the story I will go with
**puts on robe to cover up french maids costume**
I messed up the Harley costume with all the gummi bears
Eib, why do I have this feeling you are making chili?
erswi, I am an IT guy, and I feel your pain.
oh wait thats the brutal dildo in my as
That sounds sexy.
Um, Idont know, Chino
what ever you do, do not go to brutaldildos.com…..actually do it, it’s awesome.
abviously NSFW though. Unless you work in a whore house
I don’t know who this "Nominous" dude is, but I agree that he sucks nuts, just like that parenthesis dude said.(sorry, don’t know his name)
Y not, Nom?
I don’t make it a point to know who people are unless I have a reason to.
will somebody pass me a pissbot?? dagnabbit!! or am i gonna have to fill one up myself?
You can have this mooncup if you like, Bex.
dude Al, that shit went right over his head
Kitties drink from mooncups, Bex.
Quit steppin’ on me, Al.
Johny – no it didn’t, trust me.
Ok, I trust you.
**pats Al gently on his ass in a completely non gay way**
it’s not gay unless you’re a lady, Johny
Hehehe.
*Pats Al hard on the ass in a very gay way*
only on the weekends Chino
Wait, Al’s a chick?
oooooh it’s getting all Caligula up in here
my my that was one tangy mooncup thanx al
Guys, am I missing something? It seems like I’m missing something. Or is it you all who are fucking stupid.
Sorry guys, I didn’t mean that. I just get so frustrated sometimes. It’ll never happen again, I swear. You called the cops, didn’t you. You’re fucking dead now, bitch.
liq run. Pieces.
I’m not going to say it’s ALL of us who are fucking stupid…
err… I’m not going to say I AM fucking stupid…
July 4th fireworks starting early, kids? Sorry I have to miss it but there’s a case of beer calling me.
but youre canadian!!! shouldnt you be cutting down trees and drinking maple syrup?
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
BOZO the clown has died
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25520824/
Nice durst ya shit jammers.
Somebody get me a pissboot… STAT!!!
I was out in this godawfull heat, in this smoke choked air (all of Cali is on fire again, and I get to breathe it, big ups black lung) and… I.Got.Dirty. Not in a, oops-I-didn’t-mean-to-slip-my-finger-in-your-ass-during-cunalingus-but-it-seemed-like-you-liked-it-so-I-didn’t-stop, kinda way, but a I’m-fucking-dirty kinda way.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURST!!!!!
HAHA!!
Hey Al, you gonna miss us? I guess bex and Charlie B will be here, but I think most of us will be getting drunk and playing with explosives. I know I am.
*slides a piss boot to crap from accross the bar*
FACKIN A!!!
<chuggs, spills on bar, slurps up spillage>
TUMBAWEED, TUMBAWEED, TUM BAAAA WEEEEEEEEED!
I get to stick my dick in something other than my
real doll, dog, tumbleweedfist this weekend. Fuck global warming, this drought is over!Well, I’m off to get this party started. Happy 4th ya swine.
WooHoo!!!!
<runs out doing jumping heel kicks>
*raises piss boot to Crap, takes a big swig*
Vaya con dios
Viccodin, rock band, and FD. It’s been a good day at work yes sir.
Happy 4th yall and thank you kindly for helping me pass the day along
PEACE!!!!!
Johny out!
Crap, those few of us not living in the US will just have to keep toiling away in this thread and yes, we will miss you all. Have a wonderful holilday and try not to blow anything important up. Or off.
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOT BOZO!!!
BTK, you guys need to fill me in on this mooncup thing.
you so don’t wanna know, Fek
The first rule of the PFC is that we don’t talk about the mooncup.
TOO LATE! Y’all have a snitch!
Its early, where can a guy get a banana smoothie around here?
Cut up the banana, put it in the blender and shake it all up, shake it all up
So is like America shut dowm today…..am I here alone….will I see any movie news……
I guess i’ll have to go cold turkey today.
In the middle of the night
I go walking in my sleep
Through the valley of fear
To a river so deep….do….dee…do…da…..dee
New up!!!
OH FUCK YES!