Paramount is working on an adaptation of the 2006 documentary Cocaine Cowboys (trailer above) with Peter Berg attached to direct and Mark Wahlberg to star. Peter Berg was a good choice because the camera work in his movies always looks like it was done by someone on a ton of coke. Anyway, today Paramount announced that oblong-skulled writer Evan Wright will handle the screenplay.
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Wright, who wrote the nonfiction book on which the HBO miniseries "Generation Kill" is based, has closed a deal to write the feature "Cocaine Cowboys" for Paramount. The deal grew out of his work on a parallel book that Crown will publish next year.
[Cocaine Cowboys will follow] the story of Jon Roberts, an injured Vietnam vet by age 20 who ended up involved in gangland takeovers of New York City nightclubs in the early ’70s (his uncle was the consigliere to Carlo Gambino). By the end of the decade, Roberts landed in Miami, dealt billions of dollars worth of coke for the Medellin drug cartel and ultimately spent 10 years in prison. [THR]
I’m sure Wright will do a good job with this material because if cartoon’s have taught me anything, it’s that people with freakishly large heads are much smarter than other people. In fact, he can probably hear your thoughts.

Michael Irvin is gonna be pissed.
Cocaine Cowboys was their second choice. They didn’t think "Booger Sugar Banditos" sounded harsh enough.
DAMN YOU BURNSY! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
I hate Peter Berg and his crazy teeth. He has teeth like Lou Gossett Jr in Enemy Mine.
What? This is the Michael Irvin story right?
I remember this movie. It’s the one with Bobcat Goldthwait and Pee Wee Herman right?
In fact, he can probably hear your thoughts.
Dor sho gha! The Mighty Fek’lhr would caution everyone to stay clear of sidewalks beneath tall buildings, then!
Chris Elliot’s really grown up since Cabin Boy.
He cant hear my thoughts, I am wearing my tin foil hat! You big liars
Wright actually looks like he is smuggling a kilo in his cranium
Burny…I mean Burnsy-I was going to do an Elliot joke, but couldn’t remember his name, and didn’t feel like Googling "Cabin Boy".
Are Iowans the only ones that call cocaine "burny"? Dor sho gha!
I don’t think Nebraskans do Fek.
Mark Wahlberg once again proving that he chooses nothing but the best movies in which to star.
Kansas don’t do Fek either… In fact, I’m pretty much there’s only one Iowan who does Fek.
Hmm…how about "tooty"…or "a can of paint"?
The alternate title for this was Blow-back Mountain
Who the fuck stole my ‘certain’ button?
I call cocaine God’s Dandruff.
Midwest 3 REP RE SENT!
"Cocaine Comboys" is the name of my Fantasy Football team. It was a a toss-up between "Heroin Hippos" or "Methadone Gnomes". I think I chose wisely.
Does that guy have a teardrop tattoo or just really dark bags under his eyes? I need to know if he killed a guy in prison.
Your Engrish Button?
Down here in the Dirty Souff we like to call it Fuck Powder. At least for the first 10 or 12 times you use it. After that, it’s called "What the fuck happened to my fucking hard-on? This is bullshit!"
We’re thinking of reworking it for the sake of brevity.
It’s not that I don’t like the ‘Bergs, but I’d like to see this story told in a bit edgier fashion. I mean, the crazy transition from a pot-heavy 60s and 70s to a coke-fueled 80s sounds like something that deserves a more stylized creative approach. You know who would have been good for this? A guy like the late Ted Demme. He had a knack for wrangling interesting performances from his stars. And I could totally see an oddball actor like Johnny Depp grabbing hold of this story and really wringing it dry. Man! What coulda been!
I thought the rolled up sleeves of a blazer inspired Miami Vice?
*synthesizer solo*
This is, of course, not to be confused with the sequel to Broke Back Mountain, AZT Cowboys.
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First things first . . . FUCK MIKE!
Secondly . . . what the fuck are you doing posting comments relevant to the original article? Can’t you see that we’ve all taken from Vilance’s topic what we want to discuss and have now devolved into a mysogynistic rambling about cocaine, fucking on cocaine, and calling cocaine by funny names? Get wiff da program buddy!
*Michelle walks through a cloud of smoke with her keytar.
I have no interest in cowboys. Cocaine, sure but not cowboys
You may be wondering what exactly makes them cowboys in the sense of how they deal with the cocaine. My answer is, sure it doesn’t take as much manpower or time to transport cocaine, but then again the words ‘cattle drive’ don’t usually involve balloons and the uncomfortable feelings associated with Aslan getting restless.
*The Mighty One blows another bong hit on elle0′s stage*
God help us if someone wants to make a documentary about the illegal chocolate export rings of the early 50′s in Green Bay.
new up, more swastika.
Call me insane, but had they ever gotten him to read past the word "Cocaine" on the title page, QT could have made one helluva film out of this material.
"Know what they call a Big Mac in Bogota?"
Fudge Packers
Forget it….
EMPTY CHOCOLATE STAR FISH :-(
I have this documentary. It’s pretty good. But wouldn’t making a movie out of it pretty much create a double movie cliche, possibly causing the entire drug-dealing genre universe fizz out of existence? The filmmakers are like those scientists at CERN. Just don’t do it, you guys.
Stink,
Yes, yes I do.
the godmother in that doc was crazy.