Matt Lauer interviewed Christian Bale on the Today Show this morning, where they compared fashionable brown buzz cuts. Okay not really, but Matt Lauer of course read the first line of Peter Travers’ lame Dark Knight review (Lighting bolt… strikes a blanket? A blanket we call movies? What kind of retard metaphor is that?). Meanwhile, Christian Bale spoke in the strangest accent I’ve ever heard. He’s somehow landed halfway in between a Brit and a New Jersey cab driver. Ehh yo, Tony don’t brew dis kinna tea fa just anybody, ya dig me, guv?
I mean, I’d still do him, I’m just sayin. Why so serious?
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Why the fuck would Christian Bale be on the Today show? Does he have a new movie coming out?
Fuck, now we’re gonna have to put plastic down on all the Drunkettes’ desk chairs.
That was disapointing. Is he incapable of smiling. For Fucks sake Christian. Why so serious?
But yeah, I’d still hit that, funny hairline and all.
I’m disappointed that Christian didn’t punch Matt the fuck out for interrupting him the whole fucking time.
Matt- So, what did you eat for breakfast this morning?
Christian- Ya know, I had a bowl of….
M- Cereal? Yeah, I like cereal. Did you use a spoon?
C- I did. I have a really big bowl, so I use a table….
M- Spoon? Awesome. What do you think Heath used to eat for breakfast?
C- You know. We never really talked about what he…..
M- Ate for breakfast?
Bale then snaps Matt’s neck.
J, stay tuned for tomorrow when Matt Lauer interviews me and all your dreams come true.
Jesus Christ – can we hire this movie’s PR team to warn Indonesians of incoming tsunamis? Think of the lives they could save, let alone the tens of dollars in damage.
If that clip had gone on about ten seconds longer, you could have seen a big fat guy in a Punisher shirt and red Chuck Taylors (and nuttin’ else!) fighting outside with the crowd and police!
Whatever. I’m waiting for the sequel to Newsies. The homeless and malnourished street kids I pass on the way to work never sing or dance. Handjobs are just two bucks, so that’s cool.
Lauer: Got any spoilers for us?
FD: *groan*
6:28 -
Lauer - I’m gonna take it out later and freak out the people in Tribeca
Bale – Go ahead and do that. You’ll end up underneath it.
Lauer – Which would probably not be the first.
Sometimes, folks, the jokes just write themselves.
Lauer: So, who gets Ledger’s cut?
Dibs!
Oh, you weren’t so much asking for volunteers? Huh?
You guys must REALLY LOVE my beer blog!
So, who gets Ledger’s cut?
Is that what Hollywood is calling the "Y" incision that pathologists use to start an autopsy?
**sigh**
JHC, that was awesome
So, who gets Ledger’s cut?
Is that what Hollywood is calling the "Y" incision that pathologists use to start an autopsy?
"Y"? No, serious?
Bale still can’t do anything to top his performance in Shaft.
Wouldn’t it be sweet if "Heath" rhymed with "Death"?
When I first saw him in Newsies, I never would have expected to see him on THE TODAY SHOW!
Burnsy, i would like to see Bale’s shaft.
Wouldn’t it be sweet if "Heath" rhymed with "Death"?
If you have a Mike Meyers scottish accent, it does.
I just fagged out the nomination thread. I thought you all would like to know.
Bale: Can I ask YOU a question, Matty?
Lauer: Sure, I guess…
Bale: Do you ever eat girls out upside down so you can fuck them in the baby hole with that big schnozz of yours?
Lauer: *gasp*, Chris…we’re live!
Bale: I LIKE TURTLES!
I can see why they chose Bale to do this interview, because an interview with Ledger would have been lifeless.
rimshot!
just "dead air" aye, Pauly?
Where is this nomination thread? I read about five posts a day on here worthy of nominations.
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Eddie Murphy was scheduled to be on Good Morning Schenectady, but skipped it.
No audio here at work yet. But I’m sure this video sounds terrific.
As all of you know, I am really good friends with Christian Bale. As a matter of a fact, we are blood brothers.
It was the summer that he was filming Equilibrium when Chris and I were sharing a slice of cheesecake from The Outhback Steakhouse, Chris put his fork down, picked up his steak knife and cut his thumb. He looked deep into my eyes and said "Aye, Lord H. What say you and aye become blood brothers?"
Lord H: "Well Christian, I’d be honored"
Christian Bale: "No, no, mate. The honor is alllll mine."
Lord H: "Oh stop! teehee. You flatter me!" *blush*
True story
Mung-You’re a great zombie.
Thanks for the linkage, Fekster.
I bet teh next post wil lbe about BRITTANY!
His accent is Welsh. It does sound a little weird, eh?
I was rubbing Britney Spears with tanning oil one day when she looked at me and said "Do you mind? I’m trying to deposit this check."
I was rubbing Britney Spears with tanning oil one day when she looked at me and said "Do you mind? I’m trying to deposit this TAMPON."
FIXED! QAPLAH!
His accent is Welsh. It does sound a little weird, eh?
I knew he was Welsh – is that a normal Welsh accent? I feel like I’ve heard Welsh people talk before and it didn’t sound all fucked up like that.
The Mighty Fek’lhr’s Welsh Pembroke Corgi sounds nothing like this.
Vince – Your thumb makes me question my heterosexuality. I bet you get a lot of chicks with that thing.
Depends upon where in Wales he is from. Sort of like how a Northern England accent sounds nothing like how a Londoner speaks. I think the main problem with Christian is he never uses his accent in films so he’s used to masking it. Then he does interviews where it is half missing and half there. It sounds a little bi-polar.
His accent is similar to that of another Welsh, Catherine Zeta Jones. Another similarity between the two is that I would fuck them both.
Maybe he’s just high, who knows? i sometimes talk in Tagalog and i’m not Pinoy, i’m just high and possibly going through a flashback of dropping blotter and banging ladyboys again.
His accent is Bale-ish, you heathens.
His accent is Welsh. It does sound a little weird, eh?
Ha! Like the grape juice? That’s silly!
Well, now I know never to gamble with Christian Bale.
I hate it when a man welshes on a bet.
new up
M: Now the question that’s been on everybody’s mind…. WHY SO SERIOUS?
B: My fucking costar died. NOT cool man.
LH is no zombie!!!
His accent is Welsh. It does sound a little weird, eh?
Ha! Like the grape juice? That’s silly!
I’m kind of pissed you made me laugh with that.
I’ve read that Christian Bale considers Batman to be such an American icon that he refuses to do any interview with his natural accent.
I guess since he was in NY he thought he’d try out something between that and Jersey.
In uncertain times like these we need to pay heed to the wise words of the great Abraham Lincoln: "Batman is a douchebag for douchebags to douche-out to, and if you’re into gay ass Batman shit then you are a douchebag, too. Also, free the slaves, unless they’re Bat Fags."