BILL MAHER, LIVE AT THE BURQA STORE
07.30.08
Religulous is an upcoming documentary from Bill Maher and director Larry Charles (Borat, Curb Your Enthusiasm). In this clip, Maher visits a burqa store in order to… uh, in order to do material, it looks like. I like to make fun of people as much as the next guy (who’s probably a douchebag), but if I were standing in front of a scary, stone-faced Muslim, I’d at least pretend to listen to what he was saying. I also wouldn’t show up with a chick wearing a tank top. That’s probably the equivalent of showing up with a naked hooker covered in dog crap at a burqa store. But hey, as long as we’re insulting the guy’s way of life for cheap jokes, why not go with "Boy, this burqa really is ‘da bomb’. ‘Da bomb’, get it?"
"Hey, you guys think bees convince each other that they get 72 bee virgins in the afterlife if they sting you? Because they die right afterwards, so they’re kind of like the suicide bombers of the animal kingdom when you think about it. Is this thing on? I think we got a cold mike here."
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At least he didn’t wear tube sock puppets to a Kahless Temple, huh, guys?
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GUys?
I like Bill Maher about as much as I like getting buttfucked with a chainsaw. Even if you take out the political shit, he’s not funny. Maybe I’m not edumacated enuff to git him. Fuckhead.
I hate to get political here, but this video is exhibit A as to why Republicans like me aren’t the only reason the rest of the world hates us.
J, let me get this straight:
What’s next? Giving up on beer and football?
Burnsy-Republican?
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Bill Maher: Officially less likeable than terrorists.
Just for the record, The Mighty Fek’lhr is Regressive Party: Against Abortion, For Killing Babies.
I’ll stick to my Daily Show and Colbert Report for biting political commentary. Hey, did anyone see Toby Keith on Colbert 2 nights ago? Was it rife with silliness?
And that’s roughly why I hate getting political here. I know it’s shocking that a Midwestern state political legacy could be a Republican and still have a cynical sense of humor. I hope I haven’t lost any standing in the Federation.
Michelle, I saw it. I thought he was better than when Nas was on, which was sad seeing as Nas is leading the good fight right now.
Burnsy-If it makes you feel any better, you could have said "Democrat", and I would have done the same thing. I think all politicians are assholes.
Fek, a vote for Maddox is a vote for change.
As do I, my Klingon brother.
with that huge nose, i wonder if he smells his own bullshit
I just hope that store owner has a sense of humor and a knowledge of Bugs Bunny cartoons when it comes to making himself lunch
Lettuce? HASAN CHOP!
OPEN SESAME (seed bun)!
::stands behind Bursny::
YEAH! (about the republican thing, not Nas. I don’t know why Nitrous Oxide would be on Colbert anyway.)
No way do I give up on beer and football, Fek. Also, I only own a shotgun that my grandfather gave me in his will and don’t even have a box of shells for it.
Except me. I’m a Libertarian. Even though it still says Republican on my voter registration card.
*Michelle rips off glasses and lets her hair down to start the sexy dance where she recites the Dewey Decimal system
What? What do you mean that’s not what it means?!? NO SEXY DANCE FOR YOU!
Awwwwwwwwkward.
I think we got a cold mike here.
Fuck Mike. Is he finally dead?
It’s not awkward Michelle. We were all just jerkin’ it from your sexy dance.
Not together though. That would be weird.
Yeah, Republican here, too.
Bill Maher is ok, he doesn’t really align himself with any party – he’s just a douche about things. I do tend to believe his base argument (at least as I see it) – Democrats are too liberal, Republicans are too conservative, Libertarians are too crazy. His views may be logical and valid, but his shock and awe approach makes it difficult to agree with him.
I have become way more moderate lately, mainly due to the GOP’s pandering to the bible belt.
Wow – who’s ready to nominate that for COTW, huh? What a knee slapper…
No scrabulous? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????
there’s a after-credit clip in the movie where bill maher and ben stein go one for one with phonebooks. Who wins? Well you have to see the movie to find out…
okay, thats asking too much. Nobody wins. Nobody.
I haven’t watched the clip but I don’t think I like it. I’m not one to go with the general population but what ever you guys say is cool.
I’m not a fan of awkard comedy, I struggle with the british version of the Office and with the kind of shit Sacha cohen does and also a little with Curb but curbs so funny I can get over it.
I guess the only reason I vote Democrat is because voting for a third party is how I helped Bush get elected in the first place, and I feel the Dems wipe their ass with my civil liberties just a little less than the Repubs.
Also, in Iowa, people that vote Republican seem to think it is "the right thing to do" vs. "the smart thing to do". Shouldn’t the smart thing be the right thing?
Ultimately, I would like to vote Busta Rhymes president just so we can finally get weed legalized and get on with our fucking lives. If Stephen Hawking is his running mate, we might actually get our flying cars before we die, too!
I liked "Win Ben Stein’s Money". At least while Kimmel was hosting it.
Not to sidetrack thsi fascinating political discussion,fellas, but I think the one thing we can all agree on, whether Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Green, Nazi, or whatever, is that Bill Maher is an insufferable dickweed.
now who’s with me!
If anybody would care to know anything about my political leanings, the best advice I can give you is to watch both Assume The Position specials with Robert Wuhl on HBO. I never thought I’d say this, but if there’s one Hollywood celeb I seem to agree wiff politically it’s Robert Wuhl. Weird, I know.
Oh yeah, for those who don’t have HBO: Everybody’s fucked up. Dem’s and Rep’s both. Fuck em all, it’s just a popularity contest anyway.
As the old joke says: When a Democrat looks at a half a glass of water, he/she says “The glass is half empty”.
When a Republican looks at a half of glass of water, he/she says “Who the fuck drank my water?”
I think the one thing we can all agree on, whether Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Green, Nazi, or whatever, is that Bill Maher is an insufferable dickweed.
Yes, but only towards dickweeds more insufferable than he is.
I’m with ya Kali Mal!!! Kali Mal!!! KALI MAL!!!
PENISES AND FARTS!!!!
Fek, I’m sure that guy running the burqa store just two minutes earlier had been standing on his soapbox on a corner yelling about how he wishes death on Americans instead of trying to mind his own business.
That must be one hella big 7/11 to have a clothing department too.
NO WHEEZING DA JUICE!
I do like how, the entire time he’s talking (down) to the muslim about how they treat their women, he has a minority woman standing behind him, not speaking.
Donk-I don’t give a fuck what that douchebag was doing before Maher walked in. He could have been clothing orphans for all I fucking care, or he could have been fucking the orphans.
What I am trying to say is: I don’t care. I like Maher because he makes fun of fundies and I think it’s funny.
You know what else is funny?
Prison Gang Shower Rape.
Donk, the only reason she’s not speaking is because she knows what’s good for her.
To be honest, what offended me most about this clip was the ad for the director’s cut of Never Back Down.
You know what else is funny?
Prison Gang Shower Rape.
Now you’re speakin’ my language!
New post Apatow lovers.
He just comes across really smug to me. smugness gets on my titz. self satisfied dicks.
Maybe we can get Little Green Footballs to switch to Uproxx. Barring that, FUCK TITS CUM!
silly muslims GOD is for christians
I love his show Real Time with Bill Maher where he usually surrounds himself with people that agree with him and then they bitch alot. Did you see when Tony Snow went on his show and debated them all and did well?
I like Bill Maher. I also think he is a suckdick that thinks he is smarter then everyone. Walking around "ambushing people" with questions about their religion is awesome. It reminds me of when I go to orphanages and ask the kids
"Why are you so ugly that not even your parents could love you?"
The kids are taken off guard but it makes for great TV.
Do you think female suicide bombers get 72 male virgins as a prize? Is that really a prize? A bunch of guys whose idea of pleasing you is putting his thumb in your butt while he strokes your hair and ask’s you "Does it feel good baby?". If that is true then my name might be number 52 in my after life. OHHHHHHHHHHH. Tank you very much people and dont forget to tip your waitress.
What if they still get 72 female virgins? Now that would be kind of hot.