07.31.08 BEVERLY HILLS CHI WOW THIS SUCKS A LOT

My kids like Army of Darkness, Enpire Strikes Back, and Beerfest.
They would probably laugh at this crap.

I’d let my kids watch this movie.

In a ClockWork Orange kinda way.

This is why the A rabs  hate us

Why TW I haven’t done anything funny yet.

I think that Cynthia’s voice sound funny because of the "dinner" her and Curtis just had.

Cuba Gooding Jr was too busy making Land Before Time 13 to star in this.

My daughter was raised on Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Team America: World Police.
The new meds seem to be working.

Yes you have, crap.

I saw you take a ‘you’ after yelling at some people in front of Madison Square Garden.
Funniest thing I’ve seen in some time.

Concerning this film, no amount of Activia could make that shit right.

I thought it was a tradition for tourists to shit on New York during their first visit? Was I wrong?

Starring Jamie Lee Curtis as the voice of the post-op tranny butch-lesbian dog.

I don’t know what it was, but her dance scene in True Lies made me way to eat a taco out of her ass crack.

Needs more Richard Pryor. "I don’t know what it is but i’m gonna fuck it."

You don’t have to be a mouth-breating, turducken-eating, delta-minus fungotard to enjoy this, but it helps.

Seriously, it’s dumb shit like this that’s holding the United States back from conquering the world.

The crudely stereotyped, Mexican gangbanger chihuahuas are my favorite.

"Say heeelloo to my leetle friend." LOL!

Remember when the Mexicans took the beloved TACO BELL dog away from us?

Where are you now Paco? Donde eres??

Does that ‘No Child Left Behind’ bullshit count in movie theaters too?  I’m just asking, because if my kid ever wanted to see this movie, I’d just abandon him in the theater.

It’s no  Cats & Dogs.

"From Russia With Love"

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I bet this movie opens up to an entirely different demographic in Korea.

If my child asked me to go see this movie, I’d put a pot on his head and then strike his balls with a golf club.

And if I had a child right now, at this point in my life, I’d put a pot on my own head and then strike my dick with a golf club.

I always wondered what happened to Piper Perabo, seems that she Dursted with Coyote Ugly. Shame.

Movies like this are how ankle biters grow up to be ankle grabbers.

All these myate´s on uproxx everyday are lowering the property value. 

Right now Cheech Marin is somewhere  saying "when will these damn mexicans like George Lopez stop comin’ up here stealin’ air jawbs!"