Hey look, Beverly Hills Chihuahua has a new trailer. No dance numbers in this one, but it’s still pretty horrifying. When I have a kid, the only movie he’s watching is Full Metal Jacket and if he cries at the suicide scene he’s getting kidney punched. Life’s a jungle, not a petting zoo you little shit.
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My kids like Army of Darkness, Enpire Strikes Back, and Beerfest.
They would probably laugh at this crap.
I’d let my kids watch this movie.
In a ClockWork Orange kinda way.
This is why the A rabs hate us
Why TW I haven’t done anything funny yet.
I think that Cynthia’s voice sound funny because of the "dinner" her and Curtis just had.
Cuba Gooding Jr was too busy making Land Before Time 13 to star in this.
My daughter was raised on Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Team America: World Police.
The new meds seem to be working.
Yes you have, crap.
I saw you take a ‘you’ after yelling at some people in front of Madison Square Garden.
Funniest thing I’ve seen in some time.
Concerning this film, no amount of Activia could make that shit right.
I thought it was a tradition for tourists to shit on New York during their first visit? Was I wrong?
Starring Jamie Lee Curtis as the voice of the post-op tranny butch-lesbian dog.
I don’t know what it was, but her dance scene in True Lies made me way to eat a taco out of her ass crack.
Needs more Richard Pryor. "I don’t know what it is but i’m gonna fuck it."
You don’t have to be a mouth-breating, turducken-eating, delta-minus fungotard to enjoy this, but it helps.
Seriously, it’s dumb shit like this that’s holding the United States back from conquering the world.
The crudely stereotyped, Mexican gangbanger chihuahuas are my favorite.
"Say heeelloo to my leetle friend." LOL!
Remember when the Mexicans took the beloved TACO BELL dog away from us?
Where are you now Paco? Donde eres??
Does that ‘No Child Left Behind’ bullshit count in movie theaters too? I’m just asking, because if my kid ever wanted to see this movie, I’d just abandon him in the theater.
It’s no Cats & Dogs.
"From Russia With Love"
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I bet this movie opens up to an entirely different demographic in Korea.
If my child asked me to go see this movie, I’d put a pot on his head and then strike his balls with a golf club.
And if I had a child right now, at this point in my life, I’d put a pot on my own head and then strike my dick with a golf club.
I always wondered what happened to Piper Perabo, seems that she Dursted with Coyote Ugly. Shame.
Movies like this are how ankle biters grow up to be ankle grabbers.
All these myate´s on uproxx everyday are lowering the property value.
Right now Cheech Marin is somewhere saying "when will these damn mexicans like George Lopez stop comin’ up here stealin’ air jawbs!"
Chiuahuas, the rape victim shivering in the corner of the shower trying to scrub the memory off of it’s skin, of the dog world.
I’m really at a loss for words, I mean what do you say when you walk in on a retarded kid chowing down on a piece of his own shit? I mean, other than the word "yep…" ?
Is Micheal Vick doing a guest voice in this?
buttery goodness?
Little yappy dogs fucking suck. Suck huge wart riddled tweeker truck driver cocks at the I-5 rest stop for $5. Fuck stupid fucking yappy little dogs. Fuck them right into a hole in the ground and cover them with buring shit.
Seriously.
I like Chihuahuas because you can fuck them to death.
Ay Papi noooooooo. Mira mira mira, look right here mang, theeese ees a pile of sheet.
no estoy muy caliente no mas.
also no habla espanol.
And then fuck them back to life. It’s like a gift.
The uproxx schvoogies at the bottom of the page make me an little nervous too, El Topo, but would you rather see them coming into your house through your computer screen, or through your window?
That was a very old Redd Foxx joke, BTK.
A gift you keep on killing.
Chihuahuas are nature’s little Tourette’s sufferers.
Chihuahuas are nature’s Fleshlights.
I fucked a chicken to death once. maybe you’ve seen it in German porn before? it’s the same video that has the two naked nuns doing this Rottweiler in a park where the nuns were apparently having a picnic until they were so happily interrupted by this Orca looking beast.
This movie should be euthanized.
Chihuahuas are nature’s hacky sacks.
Rob Zombie’s reimagining of this film ends with Danny Trejo in a full-length fur coat.
Obviously, they are natures vibrators. I guess. I’ve never actually seen one. Hi Mom.
Chihuahuas are Zog Durst’s party snacks.
I couldn’t tell you if they vibrate a lot or not either because i was more worried about busting my nut really fast before i got my fingers bit off than anything else.
wow i think my ass just vomited and my mouth took a shit. im so fucking excited to watch this. i think i will take a few Road Ponies (travel beers )and get shitfaced during a matinee on a saturday and adlib all the ‘doggie style’ jokes for the kids, that must be missing from this movie.
is taco bell or Ren and Stimpy suing Disney. this movie is bullshit anyway because we all no there are no mexicans in beverly hills. theyre poor. and if there are, then their gangbangers. so does this dog carjack the rich white (and fucking talentless) whore from Rock and Bullwinkle and then it becomes like that movie with that Che Guevara and the bitch from Clueless??
my mouth just shit again…
Of course there are Mexicans in Beverly Hills. Who do you think is cleaning the mansions and cutting the grass?
i should get a medal for making it thru the trailer. Or maybe i should get beaten…
You should see the sequel. It stars the russian cat from cats and dogs, see hes come to beverly hills because he wants to stop being a secret agent and become a doggie hairstylist. but ends up getting mixed up with Pe Pe Le Pew, who has amnesia from 12 years ago when his car hit a pineapple and is now running around Gotham City robbing banks. The plot is just riveting See it turns out halfway through that the mexican chihuahua from the first one is caught cheating on his wife (the bitch from lady and the tramp) with Puss from Shrek. Now exposed as a raging homosexual, wife beater, and illegal immigrant he is deported back to Mexico whereupon he meets the three dogs from homeward bound who somehow managed to fucking get lost AGAIN! All together they convince the russian cat to sneak them into Mordor where they have to take the director from the first film and throw him into the fires of mount doom to keep his evil from spreading and corrupting the entire human race but they are all stopped by Miranda Priestly who needs them for her new doggy fashion show. Needless to say it better win an oscar if only for its originality.
I wonder how much Carlos Mencia had to pay to be in this movie?
This could be a great movie as long as they don’t cut out the Jaime Lee Curtis and Piper Perabo sex scenes.
Certainly they have to leave the ATM scene…..it’s a classic.