Ben Stiller and Co just released a bunch of fancy new web pages as part of the marketing for Tropic Thunder (trailer), which just had its opening moved up two days to August 13th.  The sites are all pages for Stiller’s character, Tugg Speedman and his movies, and they’re actually pretty funny.

Tugg’s Page:

What’s so cool about my website?  Well, I like to think of it like a really rad bridge, that lets my fans walk over all the mean stuff the internet says about me.  Then at the other end of the bridge, is all the cool stuff dudes say!

From the Simple Jack the movie page:

[After an "I can talk to any retard I want!" sound bite] Set in the depression era Midwest, down on their luck farmers Chet Chetkinson and his wife Rebecca get dealt a winning hand when a traveling carnival leaves a “freak” behind.

From the Scorcher the movie page:

“If you can’t stand the heat, get outta my face!”

In 1994, audiences held their breath when for the first time in history, the earth’s rotation came to a halt, leaving all of North America on he hot side of the globe.  In one week, the sun had scorched half of the earth completely.  Luckily, construction worker, divorced father, and ex-navy seal Deke Logan thought the unthinkable.  He told the entire population to “stand back, this may sting a little” as he let rip the worlds biggest nuclear cardiogram, again, knocking the earth back onto its axis and back into action.  

Pretty rad, right?  Problem is, mother earth picked up a habit she just can’t kick.  Now she seems to stop spinning every two or three years.  Reprising his role for the unprecedented sixth time in the Scorcher decology, action juggernaut Tugg Speedman comes to save the human race again, armed with nothing but his ironic quips and trademark flamethrowers.  But consider yourself warned… in this sixth installment, America finds itself stuck, with apocalyptic consequences, on the cold side of the planet, and this time, you better bring a sweater.  Because this time, it’s different.  

These all remind of Zoolander, and, much as it puts me in the company of some pretty giant douchebags, I loved Zoolander. I really hate it when I like something and next thing you know a bunch of dickweeds and asswipes like it too.  I mean, how am I supposed to prove how much better I am than you when we like the same things?  Oh well, I guess there’s always my looks.