In honor of this weekend’s opening of The Dark Knight, here’s a PSA starring Batman and the Joker, who remind you to wear sunscreen. The best part is the montage and theme song at the beginning. A montage and theme song makes everything better, even domestic violence. Video after the jump.
[Thanks to Burnsy, who’s both a gentleman and a scholar, for the tip]
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Man…I can’t wait to get home and watch this!
I watched it Fek. Trust me, you can wait.
Anything wrong with taking my 8 week old to the theater tonight? I mean, he should see this moving, right? I’ll keep him awake during the whole thing. The other movie goers will probably cheer me on, I’d suspect.
*Fek’lhr is away from his keyboard. He will return when he gets home to watch this awesome clip and comment on it.*
All I know is that I am NOT using Joker Brand sunscreen.
Love that joker.
Hey, come on that was pretty funny.
Stone-true story-My mom took me to Star Wars when I was like 3 weeks old.
It was pretty funny in a "tripple nipple" sort of way.
I’m boycotting Dark Knight because, as a Caucasian American,I’m offended by the Joker wearing white-face.
I want that 1:24 of my life back.
Stone, if youw ere close enough to Iowa City, I would babysit for you. For real. But i would demand you let me hold the baby for the mohel at the bris.
You know what’s hilarious at a bris? The ol’ blow up a paper bag and pop it bit. It’s even funnier if you know the parents and were invited, but it’s not required.
Mohel? Bris? Stone Soup is a Hebrew name? Oy vey!
Fek – you can certainly hold the baby at the Bris. It won’t be my son, though – he got the ol’ tube sock hemmed at the traditional 8 days old…
Stone, if you were close enough to Iowa City, I would babysit for you. For real.
Oh you have to make this happen, Stoney. I want to see your wife’s face when Fek shows up at the door. The I want to see your faces when she tries to cram the baby back into her uterus.
The Joker has Bed-head from a long dirt nap.
So being that I’m having a son and a daughter I’m kind of in a quandry, so to speak. Any thoughts on to circumsize or not to circumsize? I know that like 75% of the US male population is snipped, but I’m having some thoughts about it.
Rot-you almost fucking killed me with that post.
*not too-spoilery alert*
know how you know the Joker is crazy in The Dark Knight? he calls Rachel Dawes beautiful.
erswi-Definitely cut. Uncut cocks look weird, and having your genetics, this kid will ahve a hrd enough time getting laid as it is.
he got the ol’ tube sock hemmed at the traditional 8 days old…
I almost didn’t post that wondering if there was a traditional time to do it and you had already done it. CURSE MY IGNORANCE!
Hey, We in the UK generally don’t snip, it’s not that ugly…………hmmmm
I’m not watching this out of fear that it may give something away about the movie. That and the last thing I saw out of Funny or Die was the landlady skit with the little kid.
affleck, you’re a brit? Did I know this?
Rachel Dawes is beautiful. Here’s the thing. The joker is a severely psychotic sociopath. That’s been his character from the beginning. Yes he’s a sociopath in that he has no concerns regarding right and wrong, but he’s also shown psychotic tendencies. That being said, who better to hire as Rachel Dawes (to appear beautiful to the eyes of a severely disturbed individual) than Maggie Gyllenhorse? It’s kind of like saying that the Elephant Man looks beautiful to Hellen Keller.
/end rant
Of all you people, Fek is the only one my wife remembers from my awesome "I said something funny on the internet today" stories.
She’ll ask "And how’s Mighty Fek’lhr the Klingon accountant?"
I don’t think that exactly helps his babysitting resume’, though.
(insert Hurlihy Boy clip from SNL here)
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD – LET THE BOY WATCH YOUR KIDS!"
Hellen Keller is Helen Keller’s redundant sister. Fuck you, I can too spell.
I liked it because of the homoerotic undertones. Much like Bible camp.
erswi, judging by the majority of clips on youporn, if you don’t snip it, he’ll be an internet star.
Stoney, there was a baby when I went to see Hellboy last week…was that you? Are you a baby?
Fek, I am a brit and it’s been mentioned before so you just don’t pay enough attention to me. sniff….
I’m going against the grain here, but I’m not even close to repulsed by Maggie G.
And I enjoyed the clip. My husband who’s working from home today didn’t enjoy the beach ball to the back of the head though. I’m sorry, if you’re going to work from home that’s what you’re going to have to deal with!
erswi, I had my son circumsized, mainly because his Dad is, and I didnt want him to look different.
J-For Kahless’ sake! Remember erswi’s rant up there? Even the Elephant Man is repulsed by MG! When asked to mate with her, he said, "I am not an animal!!!"
In Australia, uncircumcised men are known as "squids" and circumcised men are "helmets". Don’t ask me how I know that. Or what the fuck this has to do with Batman.
Erswi, you are a beautiful soul.
Fek, I am a brit and it’s been mentioned before so you just don’t pay enough attention to me. sniff….
Did somebody hear something?
Whaddya think, girls and gays, Bale: cut or uncut?
Donk, ummmm . . . . thanks?
He’s uncut
Bale is British idn’t he? Could go either way. In
myEibmoz’s fantasies, he’s uncut and 13". No really! Eibz’s fantasies! Not mine!Yes, chelle – I’m am a baby. The majority of my coherent sentences are pure luck, similar to the Infinite Monkey Theorem.
I’m clipped, btw…
Or maybe they were Michelle’s fantasies. I am picking up some weird reception on my new HD antenna.
My husband who’s working from home today didn’t enjoy the beach ball to the back of the head though.
True story: at the theater last night, the audience was hitting a beach ball around before the show started and it landed in front of me. I picked it up, turned around and smashed is right into some girl’s face (accidentally). It was the highlight of my evening (other than the movie, of course).
I agree, Stoney. I’m not saying I think Maggie’s gorgeous by any means, but if she wanted to take a ride on my glass bottom boat, I wouldn’t have to pretend like she was anyone too much hotter.
I’m seeing it at 7:30 tonight at a super crowded theater across the street from a comic book store. It’s not the Zeigfield this time (Zeigfield = costumes) but I gotta say, I’m a little scared and not looking forward to having to get there at least an hour before.
It’s worth it right?
bale will be uncut, Brits RULE!!!!! and uncircumsied penis’ too.
Alls I’m saying is that I would not spank her and then jack off onto her ass. James Spader is a freak. That’s what I’m really saying. Spader weirds me out.
erswi, I had my son circumsized, mainly because his Dad is, and I didnt want him to look different.
That was the advise I got and what we ended up doing. If they end up with a little less sensation during intercourse later in life… well, if they’re anything like their old man, they can just empathize that much more with their partners.
I want to see this, but I have a superhero obsessed little boy who would be pissed if I saw it without him. But it would be too intense for him, so we may have to sneak out and say we are seeing something else.
It’s worth it right?
yes Michelle, it’s worth it (bring a tazer, just in case)
Sounds like an occasion for nap juice (wine). I don’t know why…it’s just my go-to plan.
Yeah Michelle, comic book nerds are dangerous if you have a vagina!
And, I dont care if Bale is uncut. Id still do him.
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I thought Maggie was cute in 40 Days and 40 Nights, but then again I once thought that movie was good. Then my girlfriend at the time bought me a poster of the movie and wrote "Always our movie… tryst" on it and I’ve sworn death to Josh Hartnett since then.
right on right on right on.
Comic book nerds are harmless, they talk a good game but you all know they clam up if a real woman who they can actually see comes into the room.
The best way to get rid of comic book nerds is to actually agree to sleep with them. they’ll run a mile.
Affleck-I will sleep with you.
i’m gone.
WOW one of the best movies ever, ever ever…
Ledger is going to be a legend
Definitely worth waiting in line for 2 hours with a thousand other people, not kidding.
Best movie I’ve ever seen. There was NOTHING bad about it, except that it didn’t keep going forever!
The only funny part was batman shotgunning a beer.
I had my son circumsized, mainly because his Dad is, and I didnt want him to look different.
This seems to be the common way of thinking in the States, but I don’t get it. Growing up, I saw my dad’s cock exactly once, in the changeroom at a pool, and it horrified the hell out of me. It will always look different…you’re a young boy and he has a hairy mammoth adult wang. The last thing you’re going to notice is the presence (or lack of) foreskin.
Mpphoo-mphoo…Chop chop Americans–you’re an odd lot. You know who else circumsizes their young? TERRORISTS. Yeah I went there. Hurka-murka boojah kah Muslims!