
Amy Poehler, whom I’ve always been strangely attracted to in a semi-nonsexual way, is currently in negotiations to star in a spinoff of The Office. Currently, all that is known is that it will debut Super Bowl Sunday in February 2009 and will co-star Aziz Ansari from Human Giant.
If you like The Office, you’ll love this new show with none of the same actors and a different premise!
Now, perhaps I’m missing something, but last I checked, a spinoff was where they took a popular character from one show and made a separate show out of it. I.e., Frasier from Cheers – Frasier, Joey from Friends – Joey, etc. Since Amy Poehler isn’t a character on The Office, it’s hard to say what her show would be about. She’s currently pregnant, so maybe she’ll play a chick with a fat gut, or a huge vagina. Though I got my fingers crossed for C-section.



"And this is the face I make right before I eat the baby."
Shit. I was hoping HBO would make an Office spin-off where Jenna Fischer’s character Pam decided that being a goody too(two?) shoes sucked and decided to become a crack addict stripper that gets buttfucked once an episode for some rock.
Shucks and darn.
I hope her office sells ass pennies.
I’m still pissed that FOX never picked up my spinoff idea for That 70′s Show, "That Suicide Pact Show"."
Minority opinion or not, I don’t like ‘The Office’ so I’m holding out that this new show may be enjoyable if it’s not really anything like it.
Robo, i love you. Just thought I would let you know
I have looked into the bucket of truth
Also, FilmDrunk through a hole in the sheet is not a sin.
I’m still waiting for another Different Strokes spin off starring Dudley called "Don’t touch me there, Mister".
She’s trying to cack that seed out from between two back molars.
She’s gotta make that noise, though…
Spinoff? Sure! They make paper and she’s used it.
"What would Jesus say?"
"Jesus said, ‘Take it to the hole!’"
vince, i get it dude…i thought amy pohler was hot in ‘deuce bigelow, male giggolo’ but that was before i entered recovery for my drug/sex/alcohol/obsessive-compulsive/BTK additctio(s). been re-evaluating a lot of things lately, to say the least.
Jesus would ask "whole yard, or just the front today?"
that’s ‘addiction(s)’ BTK…
Tina Fey > Amy Poehler > Horatio Sans > Maya Rudolph
tengo, whenever Jesus does my yard, he just sits and speaks in some unintelligible language i’ve never heard (i think he’s an alien…like from outter space) on the cell phone and makes ‘manuel’ do all the work…lazy bastard.
Sooo, she’s leaving SNL too? It’s officially the Kristin Wiig show I guess.
maya rudolph is hot. let the schadenfreude begin.
If you want to get with Amy Poehler, you have to suffer from Little Donny Disease.
Or perform magic.
Shit. I forgot about her Michelle.
Tina Fey > Kristen Wiig > Amy Poehler > Horatio Sans > Maya Rudolph
baedo, I sorta agree. She looked pretty good in Idiocracy. Plus, if you’ve hit all the integers on your race banging scorecard, she helps with the fractions.
Arameic?
J, I’m not sure if your rating them by funny or by looks
*looks again*
Nevermind, I agree either way.
I love Rachel Dratch, but I’m afraid she doesn’t hold a place in any of the above flow charts…
i still have ‘half-asian/half-italian’ to check off of the list along with a few others, lester, but at least i got ‘half-mexican/half-liberian/half-scot’ marked off the list, whew! [wipes brow]
i’m all over the maya rudolph is hot bandwagon. she’s got a nice rack.
baedo, with all those rehabs your life sounds like the Choke premise.
that last one i mentioned could drink you under the table while engaged in a bar fight with world leaders who opress 3rd world countries all in one stroke…that’s talent, baby…
actually, KMA, i have found a fantastic rehab for all of my ‘conditions’ (save BTK, that’s my one healthy hobby) that involves nothing more than smoking copius amounts of weed…all day…every day.
ok, maybe not ALL day.
EVERY day. that might break into what i call ‘my time’ or BTK, whichever you prefer.
Maybe this will be a show about my office, called "The faster I eat, the less I have to listen to you babble at the lunch table."
The title might need some work.
Kristen Wiig is the classic example of how a woman can be cute but being hilarious can make that woman hot.
Maya Rudolph reminds me of Dennis Johnson from the Celtics too much.
So Tengo, you would only consider her as a rebound girl?
/shame
KW likes the buttplay. Not too rough, mind you.
Tina, Amy, Maya and Kristen are the strongest feminine presences SNL has had since Anthony Michael Hall.
You guys wouldn’t fuck Gilda Radner?
Feed me a stray cat.
THAT’S my boy…you betcher ASS i’d ream out radner like a bottle brush in a graduated cyllinder. and who couldn’t resist lorraine newman?
Which one of them was the church lady?
different generation, stone…come on, man. and i wouldn’t fuck julia sweeny anyway.
wait. what?
The one with the penis, SS
I would have fucked Chevy Chase. Or Bill Murray. I am a comedy slut.
I don’t know about you guys, but I still got a boner for "Pat".
She wears androgyny well.
Pauly, I would think you were Charlie Rocket, but he is dead
Whatever happened to that Cleghorn dude?
Is androgyny the fragrance that smells like ball sweat and Summer’s Eve?
That shit makes me weak in the knees.
/SWV fan 4 life.
Woo up.
So a woman I don’t like is in a show I don’t care about.
Nice work Hollywood. Next time you can tell me how awesome cancer is by infecting Paris Hilton with it.