UPDATE: Picture now with 100% more Schadenfreude Sloth 

Bestweekever recently did a feature called "50 Movies That Out-Grossed Meet Dave In Their Opening Weekends".  The top ten?

1. Soul Plane – $ 5,648,486
2. Good Burger – $7,058,333
3. Corky Romano – $9,023,173
4. Ballistic: Ecks VS Sever – $7,010,474
5. Son Of The Mask – $7,511,675
6. The Master of Disguise – $12,554,650
7. Juwanna Man – $5,474,270
8. Battlefield Earth – $11,548,898
9. Taxi – $12,029,832
10. Fear Dot Com – $5,710,128

Damn, that list is more embarrassing than getting pulled over with a trannie prostitute in your car.  (Sorry, Eddie, it was an easy joke).

[See the other 40 here]