So the big news yesterday was that Peter Travers of Rolling Stone had reviewed The Dark Knight. I would’ve covered that if Travers hadn’t lost all credibility in the last year by giving Atonement and 4 Months, 3 Weeks, and 2 Days four stars each. I saw both of those and let me tell you, I’d rather get ass raped by a rhinoceros with my head in a clogged toilet than watch either of them again. Okay, that was a bit of an overstatement. But in all seriousness, I’d rather… eat… a strawberry… that wasn’t ripe yet! Ew, it’s tart! That’s the opposite of what I was expecting! The horror!
Anyway, today IESB has a big batch of new pictures from the movie (only 22 days away!!!11!), a few of which I’ve included here. They also have an entire page of "production notes" that include stuff like this:
THEN WHAT ABOUT THE BATCAVE?
Crowley notes that as long as his home was in the city, Batman needed a new headquarters. “He can’t go to his Batcave, so we came up with the idea of a bunker that ties back to the architectural theme of the penthouse in that it’s vast but very plain. It is essentially a large concrete box where everything comes out of the walls and then goes back. But it still had to be visually interesting. It was all about proportion and perspective, which was actually great fun to do.”
…Yeeeaaahh…. I think I’ll wait for the actual movie, thanks. Reading this shit’s like going to a strip club with a guy who spends the whole time yammering about what the stripper’s g-string’s are made out of and where they get the fabric. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I just want Christian Bale to show me his vagina already.
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The bottom picture looks like the line outside of BestBuy for the release of Mortal Kombat Vs. DC.
If you’re a psycho and you know it clap your hands!
<clap, clap>
Hmmmm, Batty Boy.
THEN WHAT ABOUT THE BATCAVE?
Will it be full of bats? Are those stalagmites or stalagtites? Will Robin escape from the sex swing? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK.
"…theme of the penthouse in that it’s vast but very plain"
I don’t know about this guy, but no penthouse I’ve ever been in has been architecturally "plain". Vast, yes, but plain… not so much. Erswi, Stoney, someone help me out with this.
I GET TO SEE WALL-E TONIGHT WOOOOOHOOOO
Al, I think he means penthouse as in a residence, not the magazine.
My penthouse is austere and spartan. Of course, my penthouse is my attic.
Listen, if I want to hear about things moving in and out of a bat cave, I’ll call my ex-wife’s new husband.
Last thumbnail pic: Everybody takes a break during filming of the latest parody of a Michael Jackson music video. Filming of "Bat" should wrap up soon.
If you’re wondering, I’ve kind of latched onto a theme here this afternoon…
My penthouse brings all the boys to the yard.
….yeah, I got nothin’. WALL-E, WOO!
Stoney, if you open the latch she might get out!
"… and these are your hands after half a bottle of oxycodone. Any questions?"
Fek, is that you in the fat bat-suit on the end?
na nana nanananana . . . . Fatman!
Stone, are you celebrating the anniversary of your divorce or something?
The Mighty Fek’lhr feels it would have behooved The Joker to use chopsticks to kill the fly.
Erswi, is that your baby’s head I splattered with semen? BOOSH!
Sorry to Fuck and Run but I’m off to see Liz Phair. YAY permiscuous soccer moms.
In all honesty, I’m not even sure when my divorce happened. It was sometime around this time of year, though. I’m not even bitter about it – she’s just really easy to make fun of. And to pick up at a bar. ZING!!!!!!!!
I need to get married, so I can have an ex-wife to bitch about. Somehow, my fucking lunatic whorex, doesn’t have the gravitas of, my fucking lunatic whorex wife!
Gothem recently retrofitted it’s prison with the clapper.
One inmate was quoted saying "now when ni**as get ass raped its like a disco in this bitch"
oopsie Gotham
Somehow, my fucking lunatic whorex, doesn’t have the gravitas of, my fucking lunatic whorex wife!
I love whorex. They always deliver before 10am.
Shouldn’t the title read;
YOU’LL SPOIL YOUR DARK KNIGHT BATETITE!
Eh? EEEEHHHH?
Fuck you too.
Whorex gets out those tough stains
Don’t bother fixing it, Johny, "Gothem" was the best part of that post.
Stoney, even though you said you weren’t bitter about the divorce, can I go on imagining you stalking your wife, spying on her from treetops, cutting yourself with an army knife, and crying yourself to sleep?
i thought it was ni**as
As a Batman fangirl, I don’t understand that whole quotation about the penthouse/batcave. Bruce Wayne doesn’t live in the city at all. That’s the whole reason he can have a secret hideout under his mansion.
Also he owns quite a few abandoned warehouses on the other side of the river.
….uh, Wall-E, yay!
So, show of hands, who here is planning on seeing the new Batman movie?
my hands are busy prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I almost shudder to say this but if I had a batcave it would be
In a van . . . down by the river!
I have an ass cave
*a rusty ship full of Klingon hands salute!*
Donkey, please refer to my "orgy of arms" FB picture.
Is anyone else getting annoyed yet?
Where’s Burnsy at? I just found this for him.
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/images/2007/10/04/burns_and_carlin.jpg
al-about what?
Al, nice.
And also, yes.
Donkey, I will not fall for your trick to get me to stop masturbating again. I’ll finish when I’m good and rea….
/raises hand
*Donkey sprays flux with mace*
Now it’s my turn to masturbate!
/high fives the other motherfuckers with their hands raised.
Share the love!
Thanks, Donkey. Tears and snot are the best lube.
Sorry there, bit of a mixup at the avatar procurement counter.
Is that dude firing the rifle an injun’?
I’d pay $1 to see Christian Bale’s vagina.
How the hell is it that the PFC let that line get this far without being challenged?
Is that dude firing the rifle an injun’?
HOW did you know?
<raises hand, smells pit, wipes it on dog’s asshole, smells again, licks it, cums>
Is JHC still here? Check out the apparatus on Batboy’s right arm in pic 2! Clearly some sort of therapeutic device designed to repair the damage he’s done by punching with his thumbs in.
I will not say it.
Chicken shit.
<raises hand, smells pit, wipes it on dog’s asshole, smells again, licks it, cums>
Crap, that’s just fucking wrong, dude. You have to cum, then you lick it.
Thumbpunchin pussy.
"I hab to wear thish shpesholl thumb bwace cuzsh I hit wike a gurhl."
The reason Batman has to live in the city is because who the fuck can respond to a problem in the city in a prompt manner if you live in the ‘burbs? It takes me 30 minutes to go 10 miles here in Atlanta. "Sorry, cops. (shrugs) Traffic."
There’s also the matter of giving away your location:
"Oh, look, here comes the Tumbler again, down Route 9 once again. Anybody rich enough to do this shit live in that direction?"
Erswi, J, that brace is for guys that can’t do the Vulcan sign!
Erswi, J, that brace is for guys that can’t do the Vulcan sign!
Or the shocker.
I had to wear a brace because I got carpal tunnel from masturbating.
If you’re wondering, I’ve kind of latched onto a theme here this afternoon…
That theme is: "unfunny posts"
This afternoon flux??
<snickers, thinks about own COTW dry spell, hangs head>
Lester, he doesn’t live in the ‘burbs. The ‘burbs are on the other side of the island. (Dick Grayson lives in the ‘burbs.)
How the hell is it that the PFC let that line get this far without being challenged?
I personally do not care about Christian Bale’s vagina.
WHOA! It’s a shit storm here at work.
I have pissed off customers left and right. Where’s Michael Buffer when you need him?
Hayes, the only thing that could have made that more awesome was if you’d said the Tumbler was crossing Robert Kane Memorial Bridge once again.
Very trick, Vlance, changing up the wording to make your metaphor more clear to me and my fellow idiots…
Touche’
Crap, we have got to be blowing the wrong guys around here.
J . . . Fek . . . what about the peace sig . . . nah, fuck that. Vulcan shocker it is.
If we can’t go back and clean up some horrible grammatical error or clarify something that was really funny in our heads before we typed it, I can’t see why Vance is allowed.
Live long and orgasm.
Flux, did you ever email that Aslan pic to Vince? You probably could have gotten a free DVD out of it, or at least an STD.
Truth be told, I love Vance on The Office.
No, I didn’t. I’ll go do that right now. Maybe get some recognition for my efforts.
That banner pic just reminds me of how much I hate goth students.
"No, for the tenth time, a line-by-line analysis of Bauhaus’s In The Flat Field does not qualify as a research paper."
However, it is kind of fun to make them cry, because their mascara runs. Oh, and they’re prone to suicide.
That’s why Vlance is the boss and we’re the commenters (except Robo).
Should I stop providing detailed analysis of Gotham City now because no one cares?
…WALL-E! WOO!
Also, you can’t get analysis with anal first.
Bored at work? Put tape over the tip of each finger and then try to type. Wheeee!
*without.
Joke, take two:
Batman likes teh butt secks.
The penthouse in the city might be as a result of Wayne Manor going up in flames at the end of the first one. Although an on site portacabin would be enough for some.
From the banner pic I would have to guess that the Joker is Italian. "No no, after you! I insist!"
After his cave collapsed after the fire, Batman called P.O.D.S. "Do you have a pod shaped like a cave…. No, not a box you twat, a cave!"
I could only see Batman Begins once. I’m allergic to Katie Holmes’ acting.
The Joker is outlining my curvaceous body with his hands.
The joker is an asshole and he’s making fun of Michael J. Fox.
the Joker’s gearing up to fix Harley Quin, after batman "swept the leg."
The Joker wants me to play catch but I’m afraid he might eat me after I throw him the ball.
The Joker says, "Suck it, Gordon!" as he hits his thighs with his hands while thrusting.
The Joker wants a hug but I’m worried about getting lipstick on my collar. What would my husband think?
My Batcave would be at least 2 stories underground. That way, my Mom won’t make me flip the couches back over and yell at me for using the “good” sheets.
so Mr. joker, how big was the dick you sucked?
oh i see.
The Joker is telling me about the fish he caught that got away.
Guess who has a shitload of work to do but no inclination to do it?
Joker finishes a classic Little Johnny Joke;
..a rat, a rat. A big fucking rat with a dick this long.
Imagine your laying on your back naked, and this is what you see beetween your knees
Al; Me?
Guess who just had a power outage at work?
Joker finishes another classic joke;
… no kidding. Both hands in her, with room to clap!
Joker: I love temazepam thiiiiiiissss much.
The Joker knows he’s hideous, but in his defence, says: "Here, I give you the Snorg girl with the gigantic buck teeth. Who’s hideous now?"
love all the George Carlin’s Avatrs
The Joker complements his face and hair with a kicky, flambouyant wardrobe.
where do I get one?
cterB Google image search…
I sent you one. Go check your mailbox.
Craptastic, you are fantastic!
GO GET YA FUCKIN’ SHINE BOX!
reluctantflux you are fantastic!
"cum on me my son and all your sins shall be absolved"
said the Joker during prison mass
Pauly Dangerously, you talking to me?
and your sack of nickles!!!!!
I just found out that "smart cars" cost over fifteen grand. What the fuck is so smart about that? I could "buy" a golf cart "for free" from the local golf course.
Geez you got a big Batcave. Geez you got a big Batcave.
Why’d ya say it twice?
I didn’t.
Pauly Dangerously I will fuck you in ass! ( the jesus )
It tickles, to see you try to be like Mr. Pickles.
Daddy Fatsacks, B I G B O I.
Pass the piss boot!
8 yr olds pauly 8yr olds
its that same mutha fucka put those nuckles to ya eye
And what is wrng with Pickles? I have one up my ass right now! Pauly Dangerously, you want to eat it?
can you fuckers believe it i actually had to work today, i need some good old fashioned piss boot
What the fuck is going on?
i dont know crap im just getting here
Craptastic you really are fantastic!
just a little
raperap seshw00t! I ROXRZ!!!1!11!!!
my .swf is not uploading!
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I don’t know what’s going on, but I love that we have new pivot men for the circle jerk
Hi Boyz!
*Chodin leaps out from men’s locker room*
DUB!!! We didn’t get your back washed, hombre!
What the fuck is going on?
We have trolls, Crap. Or just idiots.
Hey Pepper, go fuck the Dogtress.
Al, relax, no need to get a hard on!
where are you trying to upload the swf dub?
you keep calling me Pepper, WRONG!
pepper, how is it that you can type whilst sucking your own dick?
dont worry guys gaydauardo leaves at 4
It doesn’t matter who you are, your foreplay is terrible. Even my mom thought it was sub-par.
look at all you girls, going nutz .
pepper, grow a dick broom. Then we’ll talk.
Hey Pepper, you and that level-9 dick enchanter, SlackJawed “Craig” should really think about releasing that sex tape you two let me film.
last time you wrote 7. chodin show me how?
Pepper, if you’re gonna ride my dick like a bike, at least peddle my balls, Baby.
S’up bitches? Work sucks and now I gotta come back and deal wiff these two asshats?
My trick is knowing I’m smarter than he is.
for the last time, NOT Pepper
Pepper, baby, cum on…it’s okay…take off the gimp mask and LIVE LIFE!
I’ll leave you fags alone, I have work to do.
Pepper, you’re A2M is for shit. My dick still looks like a fuckin’ pudding pop.
GET YA FUCKIN’ SHINE BOX!
*Chodin pulls his dick out, waves it in the air and blowjobs a kiss to Pepper*
Adieu !!!
Did Lince ever announce the Batman Bluray weiner?
Fuck the joker, I’m wondering what’s the story with that blurry ass dude in the background?
Donkey – That guy is a new character. He’s what you would call ‘the guy behind the guy’. He is known only as "Ow Da Fauxcus"
that BlurryMan donk, motherfucker is outta focus so security cameras dont recognize him, very clever
He sounds more scary than the joker.
I guess Captain Blurriness drew the short straw when they were handing out superpowers.
Oh, donk, he is. He is.
is in there on 12 counts of sodamy, and possesion of meth.
My nickname on the weekends is Captain Bluriness. But if I close one of my eyes I only see one of all the blurry things around me.
Johny Flavor sounds like an incontinence problem.
I’ll blame my previous meandering half-assed post on last night’s prepuel to this weekend’s episode of Captain Bluriness. Brought to you by the fine men and women of Seagram’s Intl.
wow you guys ran pepper out of here faster then a gay black man at a texas rodeo
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographer’s fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that’s extra scary to me, because there’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He’s fuzzy. Get outta here.
Mitch, we miss ya buddy.
I’m pretty sure he’s the lead singer of Creed.
prepuel is an ointment for the black syph.
That blurry dude got popped for "driving while hispanic". Pauly knows.
<Throws arm over erswi, bows head, raises pissboot high>
Mitch!
I used to do drugs… I still do them, but I used to do them also. -M.H.
Eddie Vedder was busted going through the dumpster out side an abortion clinic
All too well, Panda.
Hedberg, Hicks, Carlin…
…but we still have Dane Cook!
<runs away dodging furious gunfire>
I was drawing parallels with BK’s assessment of Dooter a while back, Donk.
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. -M.H.
Crap, I like the order you put them in Mitch is a God
He can’t be all bad team, he does have a totally boss H.S.T. avi.
It makes sense, Al.
"we do not need to bring paper into this transaction."
M.H. refering to getting a recipt for a doughnut
Sometimes I put a potato in the oven, even if I don’t want one because by the time it’s ready… who knows?
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
H.S.T.
I with Crap. J Flavor Flav is OK with me. The motherfucker did quote Outkast
I’d rather watch the mini me sex tape in HD then sit through a fucking Dane Cook show/movie
ATaliens is one of the greatest hip hop albums of all time
that is of course untill my shit drops……and im not refuring to my incontinence issues Al
I’m dropping shit as we speak.
Remember Pauly: wipe “up the river”, not “across the street”.
That actually would have been funny if you could spell, Johny.
one of my week points….it’s the
massagemessage that countsan extra "L" is allways better then a missing colon
My grandmother sewed that very same motto into my underwear.
HOLY FUCK! Al, busted a new Al avi.
<== This is the Al I was rockin before Al came and took the Al option away. I respectfully acquiesced my Al option to Al.
<stares at acquiesced for 30 secs, yup, that’s rigtht>
That reminds me of dwight schrute’s speech he gave when he one top salesman
off topic I know but fuckin great scene
The powerful Fek’ lhr would like to be versed in the cursed bluray disk of the Batmans!
what a bunch of shit with the shit fuck, mayne.
Johny, why did you spell "Johnny" wrong? Is it because you were arrested for trying to fuck yourself in the ass with a plunger, or because you are a completely useless twit with no dick?
Favorite Hedberg joke:
I opened up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again," because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. "Come on Mitchell, don’t give up! – An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."
I, too, enjoy baked potatoes.
actually both spellings are suitable (it’s a name fuck face)
and I really dont see how fucking myself with a plunger would affect my spelling when Im so damn use to it
Joany, I read online that you are a boring fuckwit.
well quit reading Liesforfoolishboylovers.com
Joany, it has been said that stuffing your urethra with a pencil does not help it "look bigger". Take the hint.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, come on now- there’s only one way to settle this like adults: the “double-headed dildo-sink” challenge.
*The lights dim, loud organ music starts. The doors slam wide open and smoke pours through them. Donkey walks in with a long, brown robe and a hood covering his face; he is carrying a suitcase laid across his outstretched arms*
WHO THE FUCK CALLED FOR THE DOUBLE DRAGON DOUBLE HEADER?!
the powerful blah, blah blah
ah fuck it im so lonley :::Fek cries himself to sleep whilst coddling his plush Cpt. Picard doll:::
:::Johny rejoices as he thrusts his double-headed dildo into the air and yells freeeeeedom:::
*Chodin and Donkey approach altar with goat and red headed baby*
LET THE BLOOD OF THESE TWO CLEANSE THE DOUBLE-HEADED DRAGON OF PLEASURE!!!!
:::Johny bends over and lets Chodin enter him with the massive dragon of plessure:::
So this one time, I was fucking my grandmother, and I thought "Jeez, she smells like donkey cum!" …and then I remembered: Oh yeah, that’s how she died.
Woah…um…I think you’ve got the wrong idea here pal. I’m just a fan of ancient rituals; the double dragon is for you and Fek’ to settle your argument. Kapeesh?
*Chodin sticks out open hand, Johny goes to shake, but Chodin pulls back into a hair swipe*
Beek, that’s…
That’s…
That’s…
EEEEEVILLLL!
*Donkey passes Chodin a piss boot*
My bro, first one’s for you tonight.
Sorry, I got bored so I decided to use some old Vaudeville jokes to get this party started.
*Chodin takes a royal chug from the boot. Wipes froth from mouth*
Goddamn…that’s some mighty fine piss there, Donk.
Impolite and evil, Hecubus
Beek…just wow.
Fek, Chatzy
Yo! I have a sorta disturbing pic of Carlin for those of you who know where to find it.
Oh stop it. It’s not THERE.
Wassup fuckers? What’d I miss?
*scrolls down*
Page five?!? What the FUCK?!?
Fuck this "reading" bullshit.
*crawls back under rock, goes back to sleep*
Is it wrong to use an aborted fetus replica as a dildo? I guess it’s only wrong half of the time.
No, that’s always a good decision.
‘sup hombres. What I miss?
*scrolls through 5 pages…a lone tear rolls down her cheek.
Wait until you guys see what I have in store for you…
Fek, is it a puppy?
Chocolate Babies?
Thank JHC you’re here Stoney. I thought I had durst this fucker and could not for the life of me figure out how.
BTK, how’s the progeny?
new up
He’s great, erswi. Thanks.
I’m just going to pretend that you guys don’t understand my joke.