WOMEN BE SHOPPIN’, WATCHIN’ MOVIES
06.02.08
Not surprisingly, Sex and the City took the top spot at the box office (insert double entendre here) this week, doubling many early predictions with a $55.7 million domestic gross. The fashion porn edged out Indiana Jones, which grossed $46 milion (even with a steep 54% Friday-Sunday drop), while the Strangers did better than expected at $20.7 million.
[Sex and the City's] performance sparked immediate talk of a new film franchise’s birth after the best-ever bow for a romantic comedy or an R-rated comedy of any sort.
Hey, uh, great job on the box office win and all? But I think I speak for everyone when I say that this franchise is well past child-bearing age. At this point, we don’t even want to think about what it had to do to conceive. Eww, icky!
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Is this like one of those "Who would you rather" games?
remainder of banner caption: and he is also housebroken, buries his kills, and doesn’t try to shamelessly hump people’s legs.
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
I wear acorn caps on my head :(
She looks like an Angler Fish with that hat.
And the combined age of the lead actress in the #1 film and the lead actor in the #2? 108 years….THE MORE YOU KNOW
Alt titles (too little too late):
How She Hump
Stuff I Put On My Head
My Friend Flicka
Carmen Miranda thinks SJP is retarded.
I wonder how many men got the "You’re a piece of shit. Why can’t you be more like Big?" talk when the wives got home?
Conversely, how many women got the "pimp hand" for their efforts?
Big left her at the altar. He’s my fucking role model.
I want to put this movie on menopause.
Hope that didn’t spoil it for anyone, and seriously if it did, well that’s sad.
Burnsy, you should whore out your review here. :D
ive been seeing surprisingly positive reviews for the strangers, maybe im gonna have to see it in 4 months once it gets to the movies here
Michelle 3 leches cake is the best cake ever
Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Looks good on her though *rolls eyes*
This franchise spent 12 million on fertility drugs and invitro fertilization then was limited to bed rest during the 1st trimester.
I’ll Kim Cattrall my review: http://tinyurl.com/63w2pw
Skanks be damned!
Normally, I would warn about spoilers, but if you can spoil this movie for anyone, I applaud you.
She looks like Dee Snider and what a fucking shiteous hat.
Also, nobody dies during this movie. Except the souls of men everywhere.
guy in banner pic: "I wish this was a bazooka and not a camera…"
This movie is like margarine to me.
Luch, you’d stick your dick in this movie?
I don’t get it.
*chodin bursts into kitchen carrying a flaming potato*
That Rocky Dennis is full of shit, man! This definitely feels more like “orange” to me.
The best ever bow for a romantic comedy.
Do we HAVE to keep using the "fastest retard in the special olympics" analogy?
My good friend just admitted to seeing this movie this weekend. Last I checked he is single. I have an opening for a new friend.
This movie is like margarine to me.
No real nutritional value and one molecule away from being useless altogether.
Are we going to have pit-fights to see who gets to fill your friend spot, Burnsy? The Mighty Fek’lhr would be glad to fight one of the girls or one of the weak guys here.
Pretty sure if I had a wife and I confronted her about sneaking out to go see this movie, for her better health, she had better lie to my face and claim that she’s having an affair.
I would so defeat you, Fek. Bring it on, girl!
Wait! I get to use a bat, right? RIGHT???
Fek, I’ve been meaning to ask you- What do you think about the TNG movies?
worst twist in history? Or worst attempt to be topical and preachy?
http://www.filmbuffonline.com/ReadingRoom/TheHappening.htm
http://dirtyhairy.blogspot.com/2008/06/beating-dead-horse-i-hate-satc.html
More blogwhoring!
That Glen guy seems pretty kickass.
You cant use a bat Fek. Unless I can use my Hatori Hanzo sword.
When reached for comment, the Human Papilloma Virus wanted to be sure and congratulate the cast for all their hard work.
Good, if we’re all suddenly going OT – If anyone here has used "Flypaper", PM me.
Girlfriend: Pauly, I think you need to sit down. I have something to tell you.
Pauly: [very concerned] What is it? are you OK?
Girlfriend: Pauly, I have AIDS and may have contracted it to you through unprotected sex.
Pauly: Pfeew! I thought you were going to tell me to take you to see Sex and The City!
What do you think about the TNG movies?
Well, I think a lot of things, but to make a long story short, I generally like all of them. ANything specific you want to ask?
Alternate title suggestion: Whores of a Different Color
When told about the opening day numbers, SJP said "is $55.7 million good? what does that number mean?"
She only got excited when it was explained as 70,000 pairs of shoes.
New post, get ready to see Klingon Angriness.
Boy, that SJP is a clothes horse.
Goddamn, she DOES look like Dee Snider.
Having not actually seen it, this may come across as unaccurate, but I’m going to give ‘Sex And The City’ eight (8) “dicks on top of a sad, winking, frowny face”.
8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D;(
So now that every vapid, vacuous, vile, VD vessel that was going to see this film has, can it go away now?