WHO’S A GOOD BOY!
06.04.08Here I was all set to rip on Marley & Me (based on the book), starring Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston, but then I watch the teaser and it’s just 50 seconds of slow motion lab puppy running along the beach. If you can watch this and think anything other than Awwwww you’re probably dead on the inside. Seriously, does anyone else have the sudden urge to cuddle? And why do I smell fabric softener? God I’m lonely.
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cuddle cuddle cuddle
The judges told me I’m no longer allowed to cuddle.
My lab puppy is cuter.
I will cuddle with your avi, Michelle
And then, because Owen missed Kate Hudson so much, and it was such a cute little golden haired thing, he fucked it
I watch the teaser and it’s just 50 seconds of slow motion lab puppy running along the beach. If you can watch this and think anything other than Awwwww you’re probably dead on the inside.
From now on, Ang Lee will use the term "dead on the inside" instead of "hungry."
I bet he just liked it’s butt for an hour.
licked it! Gahhh
That clip reminds me, I need to buy toilet paper.
And punch Zac Braff
Come to Zog, coyote. Zog no eat you. Zog promise…
(of course Zog eat coyote)
I forgot about that part Michelle, I am too blinded by the Bale to think of him.
I don’t have speakers on my computer at work, so all I could do was watch the puppy without any idea of what sounds are on this video. In my head, I was thinking that the only way this video could have been cuter was if he had been running towards a kitten while Chariots of Fire played in the background.
That’s Bale in Michelle’s av? I just saw The Machinist. Now there’s some dedication to your art.
Since filming this trailer, the puppy has left Kate Hudson, started hanging out with Steve Coogan and Courtney Love, attempted suicide and has since gone back to Kate Hudson.
No shit Al.
i cant view the video whats it inbedded in? youtube or something else?
Donk- Chariots did play in the backround. Nice call.
Anyone know what this is about?
Shit, SMB. I guess that means I should be a Hollywood marketing exec.
If you need me, I’ll be at the bottom of a piss boot.
Did you see Rescue Dawn? I felt like Jeremey Davies had a little Machinist complex and was trying to out Bale Bale with his whole "my spleen is visible" schtick. I did really like that movie though.
The Mighty Fek’lhr would like it better if it was Manson and Me…but that is just the way He is.
On the "Most Perfect Things Ever" scale, C-Bale with no shirt is second only to me with no pants.
jeremey davies with his tiwtchy weird guy schtick is awesome, he really kicked ass on lost this season
Mpphoorrrrr …"Heel the love"? I’m going to be sick on somebody.
In that case, Donkey, I’ve got a gem for you: Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia star in Brian Levant’s The Lenny Bruce Story.
Oh God Bexy I couldn’t agree more.
Donk- I was finna say something to that effect but figured you all ready knew it wasn’t a compliment.
Just caught American Psyco again the other day. C-Bale and i aren’t even the same species. Fuck him and his perfect bone structure.
Ok SMB, I would if I could. Grrrrrr
Hey, did Zog Durst eat Glen?
I would wreck him.
Grrrr..I mean cuddle (no I don’t)
Mphh…rrooo! Here’s what really pisses me off…they take a decent book that tugs on the heartstrings because it’s so genuine, they slap this shit together and one appearance on Oprah later and it’ll make 80 million dollars.
Owen Wilson: "You got a dog? -wince squint smirk-"
Aniston: -strained overacting in an effort to show she’s moved on since Friends, in turn transforming the whole thing into an episode of Friends-
Owen Wilson: "Marley’s dying… -wince squint smirk-"
They might as well have left the book alone and just did That Episode Of Friends Where Ross Has To Give Away His Monkey Guest Starring Owen Wilson.
Listen ladies, I just checked my schedule for today’s radio show and I don’t see squat about the Christian Bale Suckfest. But maybe I’ll have time to squeeze it in between my hard-hitting expose on Middle Eastern bikini trimmage and my very special guest, an adorable lab puppy.
Bean- So the book is about a dog dying?
hhhmmmmrpp…I don’t know SuckMe, I don’t read.
*chodin enters thread carrying a pillowcase. turns pillowcase upside down and dumps a shit load of snakes all over the floor*
Look out! They’re lying cunt snakes!!! Look out!!!
*Pauly grabs a handful of lying cunt snakes, and stuffs them in pillow case. Lays back down on the floor, fluffs pillow, then goes back to sleep*
Pauly, if your avatar wasn’t so beautiful, I may ask for those lying cunt snakes back, you lying cunt snake.
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Life lesson books about dogs, cats, old teachers with Cancer never end with said dog, cat, cancer riddled teacher actually surviving.
Too bad this movie won’t deviate from the source material the way most movie adaptations do and end up with the dog surviving and Wilson and Aniston dying but in real life so the public is no longer inflicted with their milquetoast personalities disguised as performances.