WALL E: STILL CUTE
06.20.08
After the jump, I’ve got a new trailer for Wall E. This one’s called “Cities”. Whoever is responsible for releasing this many trailers for one movie obviously didn’t have us poor movie bloggers in mind, who have to think of something new to say every time. I’m telling you, my job really sucks sometimes. I need a masturbation break. I think I’ll take one.
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You know what this movie needs? More robot fucking. Or even just some robot fucking. . . . Implied robot fucking?
I can’t wait for this movie to finally come out. Since school’s been out my sex life has been in a decline, and i haven’t picked up any kids from the theater since "Enchanted" last year. Thanks Pixar!
I have kids so I’m usually a Pixar whore, but man this looks stupid. Beautifully rendered, granted, but stupid.
Dor sho gha! They are on the hidden level of Doom II! The Mighty Fek’lhr knew He recognized those sex-slave droids from SOMEWHERE!
When Wall-E is scared shitless, he forshaks little nuts and bolts.
Whoa, for a second He thought the trailer was called "Clitties!" What a disappointment!
It’s a little known fact that Wall-E has spinning blade hands like Maximillian from The Black Hole. Consequently, he also fucks like a pro like the droid from Heavy Metal.
Or UnReal Tournament…I seem to remember playing that in space.
Did I mention I made this new coffee (it’s called like Kama Sutra or something…) at work today and made it WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too strong by accident?
Does WallE tell other characters to kiss his shiny, metal ass?
I want to see this but with some much stuff coming out from this It just makes me think they’re trying to hard and that makes me suspicious
He would but for 2 things, Stone.
1. He doesn’t speak.
2. His ass is rusty and dull.
3. I’ve put too much thought into this already.
4. Didn’t I say there were 2 things?
The Asian doctor at the VD clinic made an observation and said “You seem worried.”
I just thought he was asking me if I’ve seen Wall E.
More like Black to the Future!
More like Durst-E!
I think Wall E is “fuckable” than “cute”.
I think Wall E is more “fuckable” than “cute”.
Stupid fucking phone.
Welp, time to wipe my ass.
*Pauly gets up a waddles over to the mirror*
What a coinkydink, I’m heading to my phone booth as well.
I think Filmdrunkards wind up with coordinated Aslan-Movements like women’s cycles when they work together. SYNCHRONIZE FLUSHING!
New up, more cock!
Pulls out old joke bin, picks;
Wall-E is exactly how I see women, nothing more than a box with a head attatched.
I was totally indifferent to this movie until I inadvertently sat through their panel at the New York Comic Con. After a half hour of nothing but disjointed clips from the movie, I think I’m looking forward to this more than I have any other movie in a long time. True story.