WACKNESS GETS A RED BAND TRAILER
06.19.08
The Wackness hits theaters July 3rd, and just released a red-band trailer. If you grew up in the 90s, guess what, you’re now old enough to see period pieces about your childhood. The story is that 18-year-old pot dealer Luke Shapiro trades weed to his shrink (Ben Special K Kingsley) in exchange for sessions. The shrink tells him to get laid, so he tries to bang the shrink’s hot daughter (Olivia Thirlby).
It’s gotten pretty good reviews overall, but I don’t trust the instincts of filmmakers who cast Mary-Kate Olsen. She’s in the trailer for less than a second, more than enough time to annoy the shit out of me. What is she doing with her arms? Why is she doing real movies, isn’t she a billionaire? Why do my farts smell so good to me but so gross to everyone else? There are many mysteries to ponder, friends.
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/global/images/default-avatar.jpg){kind=avatar}
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/02/bourneleagcyteaserposter-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/02/Spider-Man-150x150.jpg)
God I hope this doesn’t feature Sir Kingsley whackin it. Somebody watch it and lemme know.
It’s gonna feature The Mighty Fek’lhr whackin’ it in a sec!
The Mighty Fek’lhr was not aware the Guardian Angels would figure so prominently in this movie!
If it features me wearing backwards overalls then it captured my horrible teen years perfectly.
I hate that fuckin’ tagger font.
You’re wiggity wiggity wiggity whack.
the Olsens are one of the biggest let downs in Earths history, even more than the ice age, or when that big comet killed all the dinosaurs.
I can’t believe you neglected to mention the fact that Method Man is speaking with a horrible Jamacian accent.
Since the wire, Method man can do no wrong in my book. even a horrilbe accent.
You guys are fuckin’ killin’ me!
No Fek, Mary Kate is the only killer around here.
You know what I remember most about the 90′s is Mtv playing November Rain on a continuous loop.
That being said, I suppose I should just be happy they were actually playing a music video.
Tical!
Damn, it’s redband because it shows Kingsley hitting a bong, not because it shows the Disney kid hitting Olivia Thirby.
In other news, today I brought my favorite Fathers Day present ever to work: a Louisville Slugger with the Met logo stamped on the barrel. I just need to find a prominent place to display it that’s still within arm’s reach in case someone needs a beat-down.
The thing I remember most about the 90s was weed making me think Belly was a good band.
J-It’s like we are the same person sometimes…fucked up.
Its been before he was Cheese for me, How High gave him a free pass to do whatever.
JHC reminisced: You know what I remember most about the 90′s is Mtv playing November Rain on a continuous loop.
Then have I got a treat for you: http://www.udargo.com/burton/MTV/
I spent ’90-’95 at college in Ohio. This, of course, means that I got to repeat ’85-’90.
’95-’97 included my first marriage. I have very little memory stored in the active part of my brain from that period.
Awesome. I was wrapping up seventh grade in ’95.
The thing I remember most about the 90′s is the teenage mutant ninja turtles.
When is this movie set? ’94? I don’t remember much about ’94 except for smoking lots of weed, drinking lots of alchol, and banging lots of luscious ladies. I didn’t actually do any of those things in ’94, but at least that’s the way I remember it.
Stinky, that was hilarious.
‘Amember Bell Biv Devoe? Never trust a big butt and a smile. Truer words were never spoken.
Axl Rose tarnishing Stephanie Seymour was on par with prohibition. What a waste….
Michelle – that girl is Poison.
Stinky thanks for the flashback from after my college years
"You can keep the Kincade"
Awesome. I was wrapping up seventh grade in ’95.
Yeah, but you were 22 at the time.
That’s not true. If that was the case, I would have already figured out that I all I had to do was blow and HJ my way through graduation.
Slow learner. I had that figured out at 14.
Obviously not if you spent five years in college.
Bachelor of Architecture = 5 year degree sweetie.
Oh snap!
I learned that in the 90′s.
Wurd.
::crosses arms, ala self hug, and leans on right leg::
A lot of people go to college for 8 years.
Yeah, they’re called Doctors!
I’m a Doctor….no i’m not. I didn’t even go to college.
I’m not a doctor, but I play one in my bedroom.
All I remember from the 90′s is talking about how much MTV sucked, only to go home and jerk off to
Carson DalyJesse CampTRL videos.My wife calls me Dr. Feelgood, cuz I pick up her Prozac from the pharmacy for her.
I’m kidding about the prozac, on the off chance my wife reads this……
She’s probably not reading this. Isn’t this about the time she goes to the pharmacy to pick up your ED meds?
I majored in Architecture…then Interior Design…then Political Science…then Sonic the Hedgehog and John Madden Footbal…I hate college. At least in culinary school you’re not yelled at for putting things in your moth.
Yes…moth
What’s with all the fuckin’ hostility in here today?
::throws mouse at wall cuz chino hit a nerve::
New up. Careful, don’t get any Abrams on you.
I did 4 years for putting something in a moth.
I’m bored waiting for a new post, but I took my hostility over there instead.
…and Michelle07, you obviously weren’t putting the right things in your mouth, maybe thercrap could give you a couple of tips.
I wonder if there will be a line where someone is talking about the Olsens, saying how they’re going to tap that ass in 10 years
Trying WAAAAY to hard to be all edgy and funny and cool. "Oh, look at me! I’m taking a hit off a bong, and I’m a DOCTOR!! I’m so kooky and quirky and OUT THERE!" Fucking GHEY!
I was wondering what that drip drip noise was…then I realized my ears were bleeding onto my dsek after hearing Method Man’s accent. sigh, where’s Brad Pitt circa Meet Joe Black when you need him.