TWO TRAILERS FOR ‘HITLER KAPUT’
06.30.08
After the jump, I’ve got two trailers for the hilarious Russian spoof, Hitler Kaput. As you can see, Hitler is to Russian comedy as cross dressing is to British comedy. Both trailers are in Russian without subtitles, but I think you’ll enjoy them regardless of whether you speak the language. Plus, the part where the big-titted Eva Braun sings a Britney Spears song is still in English. It’s very historically accurate – scientists say that if Eva Braun were still alive today, that’s what she’d be doing.
[Thanks to Robo for the tip]
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Mike Meyers offered to make a cameo and the director said "Nyet, we have standards."
Hitlerious! – Vladimir Knowlekov, Ain’t It Cool Comrade News
Watching these clips without sound, the visuals look like this movie could approach Friedberg/Seltzer territory. I’m going to hold out hope that the foreignness keeps that from happening.
Somewhere, Bob Crane is jerking off to this movie.
Tom Cruise has photographic evidence that he should star in this movie.
Communism=Battleship Potemkin
Capitalism=HitlerKaput
Capitalism wins again! USA! USA!
Hitler is pretty funny, unless you are Jewish… and then he’s FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
See, movies like this are why every time someone mentions the Holocaust, I just start laughing hysterically. People can be soooo judgmental.
JK… Genocide is bad, Mmkay?
In response to this film, German filmmakers are working on a movie titled "Stalin Was a Queer."
Bryce, what if it’s Clown Genocide? Does it then qualify as hilarious?
erswi, it depends on whether balloon annimals were involved.
Of course there will be balloon animals involved. What kind of clown goes anywhere wiffout balloon animals?
Is this going to be shown as part of a double bill with Come and See?
British filmmakers are making ‘Churchill Liked to Dress Like a Lady’ but only so they can all dress up in women’s clothing.
So am I the only one impressed with how well DJ Qualls speaks Russian?
It certainly seems a lot funnier than Schindler’s List!
Great. First Munich, then Zohan, now this… the Jews are gonna get all uppity again and someone’s gonna have to catch a lot of flack in the history books for taking them down a peg. I just hope they get to Seltzer and Friedberg this time.
See Bill Hicks’ Hitler Had the Right Idea rant. Brilliance.
im gonna check that out erswi
Oh, Erswi, you rule
*Chodin Nazi marches into formation; looks around and peels off faux Hitler stache*
Pssst, hey you Jews, It’s me.
*wink-wink, nudge-nudge*
I just realized that I’ve seen lizards do Thriller, I’ve seen southeast asian prisoners do Thriller, I’ve even seen Darth Vader and stormtroopers do Thriller, but I have never, ever seen Nazis do Thriller.
This needs to change.
*Chodin realizes that everyone is very enthralled with the Nazi ceremony. Puts fake mustache back on and attempts to “blend”.*
Donkey, everyone knows that Nazis are terrible dancers. They did afterall “march” into every town then conquered…though the Harlem Shake into Poland would have been pretty fucking sweet to watch.
I’d like to see them C-Walking through Paris.
Hitler: “Von o’clock: kill jews. Tschoo o’clock: burn down zee town. Zee o’clock: das DANCE PARTY!!!! Do nut burn down zee disco!!!!”
You think anyone from the Hitler estate has ever tried to sue for defamation?
Raize ze roof! do nicht setz ze roof on fire!
What if it’s Clown Genocide? Does it then qualify as hilarious?
Only if they do the bit where they see how many of them fit inside the gas chamber. Or the part where somebody is walking behind somebody carrying a ladder who turns around and then they all die of starvation.
Somebody should have declared genocide on that terrible haircut Hitler had.
Look, I’m just saying…I know good hair.
Erswi http://www.wfmu.org/onthedownload.php/album/3157 That’s some rant. Why was someone shouting "Freebird"?
Nazi 1: Well shit. Who pissed off Hindu Hitler?
Nazi 2: Frank. Stupid fuck made a joke about him playing with his dolls again.
Nazi 1: Are you shitting me? What stupid puppet show do we have to endure this time?
Nazi 2: Looks like Fiddler on the Roof. God damned third time this week, too.
they should let this go world wide. It’ll make more money than Cruise’s Hitler film.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE WE HAVE A DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURST!!!
Oh nooo, now I kan’t stop doing mine German accent. I go to talk to zee dachsunds now…zey are eating mah fecal treeats
I am laafing so hard now..I don’t know what I say. Oh I have had ze schnaaps.
I was a little disappointed that Disney’s Camp Rock doesn’t involve mustard gas or firing squads.
Vaat is zis now? It is going to rain…ON MAH POOP
zee dachsunds zey eat zer own poop you see…don’t take ahway zeir fecal treats…zey will only make more.
michelle are you wearing a german beer maiden outfit?
I’m wearing my catholic school uniform just to see if it still fit.
What are we talking about?
Yah!
Dursty Mc Durst!
FEK!!!!! i missed you yintagh wassup?
Where the fuck has the Klingon been all day?
At your Mothers house Al, soiling her sheets
Wait, did I fart?
EIBZ! Got yerself out of the ditch, I see?
barely, that was a deep ditch
Hellooo Ladies!
What happened to NPA? And where’s our mooncup?
BK where are you?
No Cock Afternoon
NCA!!!!
Michelle, I love V. Diana rules. She eats mice
<Craptastic leans on wall next to ladies, holding beer, laughs loudly at awkward time, ladies all grab drinks and leave looking distainfully over shoulder, Craptastic punches self in balls>
Stupid! Stupid Craptastic! Fucking LOSER!!
V was awesome. Crap, I was giving you that "come hither" look, you misunderstood.
Crap, that avatar is ridonkulously adorable.
*clinks mooncup with al*
Salut, sistah. That’s some mighty fine mooncup.
WTF is a mooncup? Is it like a D cup?
Chino – it’s our "piss boot".
no no no, if you trust bex’s definition, it’s a plastic cupcake holder. *cackles*
Wait, are we drinking cupcake batter here?
Is it mice flavored cupcake batter? Narm narm narm
For those that do not recall, The Mighty Fek’lhr is on vacation and will be in very sporadically.
BTK, His father-inlaw brewed a beer called DIABLO. It’ssssh a realy good dhsdhawjda ask hjdfadjfla isdhshdalsj faifhaksn…………..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fek, I expect a case in the mail.
Al, the only case Fek has for you is a screaming case of gonorrhea, but he’d probably prefer to deliver that in person.
S’up all you sexy fuckers?
If any of you fuckers want to know what a mooncup is, PM me.
I won’t tell you, but I’m lonely.
Empty Jenkem Balloon :(
It’s OK donk. We’re here for you. Even though we don’t really exist and we’re all simply manifestations of your overly neurotic, self-inflicted hatred of self.
We’re still here for you.
Jews ruin everything!
Wait, you’re all products of my imagination?
Thank God, I don’t have to feel guilty about having you all in my spank bank anymore.
Choke on the new up, suckas!