TITAN IS A MEAN GREEN QUEEN
06.09.08Hey, let’s invite Lou Ferrigno down to the set of American Gladiators! And then we’ll paint Titan green and make him act like the Hulk! And then we’ll use green filters on all the cameras! And then we’ll make them fight with big soft stand ins for penises! The loser gets all wet! And then everyone will flex at each other! And then… hey, why is my poop green! And how come there’s condoms in it! And why don’t I remember how I got home last night! Why’d Titan buy me all those Jägr shots!
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Thanks for that "The Happening" intro to the website. For a minute there I thought Morpheus was gonna start typing to me.
It was so quiet and awkward at the start of that clip I thought I was Lou Ferrigno for a second.
I hope they saved all that green paint. When it comes time to promote the Street Fighter movie they’re going to need it to make Wolf look like Blanca.
Why? I think Fek already showed that nobody ever played wiff Blanka anyway.
BTK, if you’re going to try to get deep and pose a conundrum to Lou Ferrigno, I’d stay away from the one about the tree in the forest and the one about one hand clapping. He’s sensitive about those kinds of things.
I’m not gonna lie, I watch Gladiators. Mosty because of Crush, Gina Curano, MMA hottie.
That little kid in the blue isn’t the only thing that’s all wet! Am I right? Right?
I just meant that I spilled some tea in my lap. *slinks off
I’m not gonna lie, I watch Gladiators. Mosty because of Crush, Gina Curano, MMA hottie.
Be careful, Crush got me into an argument with my girlfriend about why sometimes big thighs are okay.
Vance: If I have to see that Happening thing every time I come to FilmDrunk then we are going to have a problem.
Vance: If I have to see that Happening thing every time I come to FilmDrunk then we are going to have a problem.
Yeah be careful, Crush got me into an argument with a circuit court judge about the definition of 100 yards.
Vance, if Bryce has to see that Happening thing every time he comes to FilmDrunk we’re going to have a problem.
See? It’s started already. I’m so mad I could spit or shit or double Post…
That was fuckin’ creepy bryce. Did M. Nite Shinemydong do that?
Anybody see Crush’s MMA fight on CBS? Her opponent had corn rows, so I was pretending she was kicking the shit out of Mena Suvari.
I was still hard by the time the Kimbo Slice fight came on.
Crush makes me have rough sex. With myself.
I did Donk. If she had gotten beaten by that skank, I would have stopped jerking off, right then and there.
Me too, J. That probably would have at least made the bartenders happy.
Re: The Happening ad. It was supposed to play only once per user, but obviously that’s not the case. I’m talking with the tech people about it.
and you’re Mom. Dammit Burnsy, it was a special occasion. Now the delicious cheddar biscuits are ruined.
1. I now hate M Night Shaymalan more than ever.
2. Vance can end any argument with his girlfriend by implying that she fucked Steve Guttenberg.
3. Crush’s big thighs are only ok because she’s 8′-0" tall with a pretty face. Go snuggle up to Helga and tell me you’re still into it.
I just added some string cheese to the cheddar biscuits.
Titan looks like the kind of guy who owns ferrets.
You wouldn’t like Titan when he’s angry. He gets nervous gas 8:(
So I understand the need to pay the bills so I’m ok with the happening thing but I just want to say, the new UK tv spot for the Happening just features a few quick clips of the movie and then the rest is Mnight shabalaban saying how amazing he and the movie are. It’s awful. He’s like "it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever done. I’ll see if I can find it so we can ridicule it together.
I can’t find it but trust me, it sucks and reitterates the fact that M night is a complete and utter dick.
I read the spoilers for The Happening and I’m much more content just pretending it never… happened.
Unintentional 8==>:(
Fuck the Happening.
FilmDrunk = sellout
Oh, is that why my bookmark for FD was dursted today?
I hope ReRun has at least a cameo in The Happening.
Ummm, isn’t Rerun dead?
So I rented Across the Universe over the weekend, and while it got a little pretentious at times it actually didn’t suck. I don’t know how they managed to reanimate Kurt Cobain to play the brother who goes to Vietnam but the CGI was totally realistic. Also, you get a brief look at Evan Rachel Wood’s tits without having to deal with buckets of chicken blood or Marilyn Manson.
Peet, I am totally not a hater of A.T.U. I went into it expecting it to suck and was pleasantly disappointed. B/c it didn’t . You know what I mean. You don’t know what I mean? Fuck.
New post.
Well, maybe ReRun can wear the same thing for the whole movie and only one character can see him, and all he does is that ridiculously sexy dance. That would scare the shit out of me. Every window I look out I see a reflection of that magnificent bastard hoping around and nobody believes me or sees him.
I kinda liked it too Stinky. Was suprised. Eddie Izzard was brilliant as usual.
erswi: I expected an update of the Gibb brothers’ Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, those are not hard expectations to exceed.
Michelle, surprisingly Eddie’s part was the only segment I didn’t really care for. He was cool and all but the whole segment felt awkward and contrived. Like my explanation for the rash on my genitals.
What? I’m allergic to this laundry detergent! You don’t know me!
Hey kids… it’s Blanka from Street Fighter (applause)