06.11.08 THIS AIN’T YOUR GRANDMA’S ACTION MOVIE

lance, you missed a ‘moy noym is chev chelios’ moment on this post…what’s up man?

"Requiem for a Dream" as the trailer music?  they may as well have chosen "It’s Rainin’ Men"

Side note, I suddenly have a taste for Mountain Dew.

Is this a story about lurve or how when you’re running from the man you’re likely to hit it with your bodyguard/transporter no mater how featureless his face or indiscernible his words? I think we all know how that goes…am I right ladies?…ladies?

It’s not much of code if he’s willing to go against it so easily. That’s the problem with this world no one has the courage to stand by their convictions. That’s why the pacifier sucked so much, if Vin had stood by his convictions, done some Extreme sports and punched some babies then that movie would of rocked.

Vin Diesel’s real name is Chesterfield Taintsore.

Vin Diesel has that stoic, devil-may-care attitude and coolness that just makes me want to hit him in the face with a hatchet.

My Grandma’s action movie is one three-minute clip that plays in a loop for two hours.

My Grandma’s action clip (it’s just a clip) involves putting out a lot of hard candy in a dish and feeding the dog baby carrots. Seriously that dog is going to turn orange.

maybe in real life (like a spielberg movie) something similar to this story could happen to Vin Deisel with the usually anticipated result…

http://tinyurl.com/6mhqsh

we can always hope 

I love that requiem music but you can’t just pike another flicks soundtrack. it’s just lazy.

On another note this looks pretty good. For a stupid action movie.

My Grandma’s action movie involves feeding the cat sixty eight times a day while ignoring the smoke detector that has been activated because she’s been heating up a sandwich in the microwave for twelve hours. 

Vin Diesel is another one of those actors who i would let suck me off and not even attempt to hide the fact that he did, unlike my freshman English teacher that sucked me off who looked like Rodney Dangerfield on a 6 month meth binge…that shit was embarassing and i’ve keep it a secret ever since.

My grandma’s action movie involves her sitting in a lounger, taping nickels to a birthday card.

i’m reminded of the doctor in ‘eternal sunshine of the spotless mind’:

‘well, technically what we’re doing is brain damage.  but it’s not serious, on-par with a night of drinking…’

since i’m not drinking anymore, i’m going straight for nail-in-the-head to avail my social anxiety from now on…that, or maybe i’ll watch this vin deisel movie… 

My Grandma’s action movie includes turning off her oxygen tank and seeing how long she can go before she passes out.

I don’t like watching my grandmother’s action movie. It feels wrong to watch her go airtight with 3 dudes…

The Mighty Fek’lhr would say that this looks better than a virgin that sells Icees to Mary Kate Olsen in NYC, but His mother taught Him not to lie.

NEW UP! 

Vin Diesel’s career is the answer to a question that nobody asked.

WHA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

My wife likes vin diesel’s body because it reminds her of my own.

Bryce, they are your brothers and you should be proud.

In the screencap, Vin looks like an MMA practice bag sparring partner.

The Mighty Fek’lhr has been seeing some headlines that Kate Hudson is dating LANCE! Could this be true???

My Granmas action movie is her sat playing solitare and smoking for 8 hours a day. maybe stopping to do a puzzle for a bit, but smoking, always smoking. She’s like 82 and smokes and 200 a week.

JHC: Are you saying you’d be happier watching if Vin got a facial? I think so…