THE SMURFS TO GET ALVIN’D
06.10.08
Sony obtained the rights to The Smurfs and are planning a live action/animated movie. That’s one of those movies where actors who need money stand around pretending to interact with creepy CGI characters. On the set, I imagine a naked PA painted green running around holding a stick with a picture of a smurf or a chipmunk or whatever on it, but I can neither confirm nor deny that that’s how they do it.
"Smurfs" marks SPA’s first hybrid film — a subgenre that proved popular given the success of 20th Century Fox’s "Alvin and the Chipmunks"…
"The Smurfs are one of the best-known franchises, and among the most beloved collection of characters in the world," Columbia co-president Doug Belgrad said. "We’re very excited to introduce a new generation to Papa Smurf, Smurfette and the other smurftastic Smurfs in all of their ‘three-apple-tall’ glory."
Well smurf me in the smurf, this sounds like a smurfing great idea. I just hope these mothersmurfers don’t make another piece of smurf like Alvin and the Chipmunks. That smurf was creepy. One of them ate smurf in the trailer!
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I see we went with the high res image.
I am so confused
If Bea Arthur isn’t Gargamel then I want no part of this.
Whoa big picture.
Dibs on brainy smurf
The Mighty Fek’lhr is sure this will just become a Smurfette Gangbang.
Forgive Him, He meant "Smurfette Gangsmurf".
man, the hooker i hire to go see this with me better smurf me right there in the smurfing theatre.
There was a live action Smurfette porn on YouPorn a while back. Ain’t nothing three apples high about it.
Let’s take a picture to remember the day Lance Smurfed-up his website!
Seen above – the ‘very special’ episode where Smurfette maces some dude in a parking garage.
I never understood the appeal of smurfette she didn’t even have any smurfing titz
I would have thought the dudes around hear would have been more into Sassette. Or Baby Smurf.
Dudes around here, says the professional editor.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
All I know is that it’s been way to long since Bee Movie came out as the last film that tried to teach children the value of socialism.
i can see this working as a 300 style movie. all the smurfs have abs, we see smurfettes super long nipples, and there’s blue-blood-stained-white-booties everywhere. and gerard butler voices all the characters. and of course, as with all my movie suggestions, ed furlong reprises his only role ever as ed furlong.
"I’m not bad, I’m just smurfed that way"
The Mighty Fek’lhr is sure that Trekkie Smurf will finally make his long-awaited debut!
Please please please let Gary Busey play Gargamel.
I’d like to find whatever smurfing studio hack that smurfed this would be a smurf idea and smurf him in the smurf ass.
SMURF.
I said this on the brokeback thread but I’m on the hell that is facebook again. PM if you want a new friend. I’m in England too, so now you can have the novelty of having an english facebook friend.
If they cast this right, they can avoid all that expensive CGI. I wonder if Tom Cruise would be interested in wearing blue paint. I mean, is there any more perfect role for him nowadays? He’s approximately seven inches tall and gayer than San Francisco nightlife. If that doesn’t scream Smurf, then I don’t know what does.
Stoney, I think Busey was born to play Asriel.
Pictured: Virgin Smurf
I still don’t know what the damn photo is, but there’s my Liz Phair Snorg girl so I’ll be posting my next few comments from my phone.
http://www.filmdrunk.com/ul/1928-gangsta_smurf.jpg
Because the banner pic is acting ghey today, here is the original.
New up! Rainbow Brite!
My eyes have returned to normal. I can’t see no new up. Fek’s playing evil games. or It’s broken.
BTK, do NOT do an image search for "smurf" on Yahoo! with SafeSearch turned off…
My childhood is really getting the smurf end of the stick here.
New up! Strawberry Shortcake!
Ah, I see it now. Let me guess, Cell Phone Kiosk Smurph? Suburban Chicago Smurf? Has One Black Friend Smurf?
Let’s take a picture to remember the day Lance Smurfed-up his website!
Oh my, look at all that blue paint! Get that shirt off and keep practicing that "shocker" while I get some warm water…
smurf it. I’m not falling for it again.
Can we get Christopher Walken to play Gargamel?
"These little… BLUE… CREATURES… are really starting to PISS me OFF!"
They should do a live action/animated Snorks. Because it’s so much easier to rail a line with a straw on top of your head.
I swear to Smurf, the more I look at this banner pic, the more I wanna Smurf this mothersmurfer right upside his smurfing head with a smurf-peen hammer.
Thanks to the Smurfs, it wasn’t until high school that I realized humans don’t actually fuck storks.
All I know is that mothersmurfer had better hope the southside smurfs don’t catch him smurfing around in their hood or he’s gonna be one smurfed-up smurf.
Thanks to the Smurfs, it wasn’t until high school that I realized humans don’t actually fuck storks.
Speak for yourself.
Alternate banner pic caption:
Papa Smurf must be soooo proud.
Fuck the Smurfs, the Underpants Gnomes are where it’s at.
Dylan Moran
NOTE TO ALL: If you’re still seeing the f-ed up version of this page, click this link:
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And then go back to the regular FD homepage.
So I clicked the link, but I still see a smurfed up
wiggersmurfer. Did I do something wrong?no the guy really does look like that. It’s unbelievable that some one would be willing photgraphed like that, but there you have it.
no the guy really does look like that. It’s unbelievable that some one would be willing photgraphed like that, but there you have it.
Oh my, look at all that blue paint!
Stinky, do you ever feel like Lance tries to find pictures with blue paint JUST for you and He?
damn double post.
New post, no Rainbow Brite :(
Fek: He has a whole bunch of them saved up in his
workshopbookmarks.It doesn’t hurt or feel bad…
can ryan seacrest play faggy smurf (i know its vaniety smurf but come on lets be serious everyone knows him and tailor smurf with the tattoo were a couple of butt pirate smurfs)
actually busey turned down the role he’s more of a fragel rock guy.
smurf the smurfing dummies. they want to smurf up every god smurfed piece of my smurfing childhood they can go right the smurf ahead. I’m happy they managed not to completely smurf the transformers. Stupid smurfing lazy hollywood writer smurf suckers. They should go play a nice game of hide-and-go-smurf-yourself.
So who’s cheapened more childhoods: Hollywood or the Catholic church?
At least the friggin Catholics didn’t have to pay for their abuse (just kidding! Believe in Jesus!)