After the jump I’ve got the trailer for Not Quite Hollywood, a documentary about the "Ozploitation" films of the 70s and early 80s featuring Quentin Tarantino, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Dennis Hopper.
NOT QUITE HOLLYWOOD is the first detailed examination and celebration of the Australian genre films of the 70’s and early 80’s and the undervalued auteurs and actors who brought them to life in such an explosive way. [Source]
I’ve featured clips from such movies on FilmDrunk before. Basically how it happened was the Australian government at the time was giving massive tax breaks to anyone who financed a film shot in Australia, and the result was a lot of awesomely shitty movies. The trailer is slightly NWS for violence, brief nudity, and AC/DC. No release date has been set in the U.S., but it opens in Australia in August. I tried to exploit an Australian girl once, but she outdrank me and called me a cunt.
[Thanks to Robo for the tip]
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And they all still have a better script and more entertainment value than Scorpion King 2.
I thought I was watching an ‘Ozploitation’ film once. Turned out it was just a porn with the Lion, the Scarecrow and the Tinman running a gang bang on Dorothy.
Fuck Veggimike!
This is for the drunkards (work safe):
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Did they get the part where he bites the head off of a bat????
This should’ve been Australia: The Movie.
Have you ever looked at an animal and thought, "That thing is so cute I would fuck it"? That’s how I feel about koala bears.
Wow Burnsy, that’s how I feel about Wallabees.
That is how The Mighty Fek’lhr feels about children.
Aimless- is your av Mandy Moore?
Uh…I mean that dude from Double Dragon?
A whole montage and no Mic Dundee? I think this Australia flick was shot in the U.S. I call shenanigans!
I don’t know about fuckin’ them, but I’d like to box a Kangaroo. Better yet, I’d like to see Couture go head to head with a ‘roo that was trained in MMA!
J-a retarded kangaroo?
Absolutely, my good
manKlingon.J, you realize that if we could actually get Randy Couture to fight a retarded kangaroo, it would still be better than like half of the movies coming out this summer.
Now, if we could get Ken Shamrock to
fuckfight one…That’s Adamari Lopez, Telenovela superstar. She looked like the girl at the beginning of The Happening which was the only good part. So I made her my Av to soothe the pain.
Give me some beers and tell me that a Kangaroo called me a fag and I’ll fuck one up, proper.
*Ken Shamrock busts through the wall at Chodin’s cubicle*
I UNDERSTAND YOU CAN GET ME KILMER? I NEED TO FUCK A RETARD! GET HIM A KANGAROO SUIT, TOO!
*Ken tosses a plate of english muffins across the room before he jumps out the window*
Shut yer fuckin face Shamrock!!
That’s funny Leon, cuz I would’ve figured the only good part of The Happening was when it was over. If you tell me Mark Wahlberg’s character dies in it, that’ll make three….
Did JWIADH give up the ghost or get a job?
The Mighty Fek’lhr isn’t certain Ken can "hear us"…
Doesn’t Shammyham usually mke cameos in his own films? The best part of The Happening
would be if he played the guy pushing a fallafel cart down 5th Avenue when a bunch of plummeting construction workers land on him and turn him into tahini.
Burnsy – koalas are fucking mean. Make sure you don’t look it in the eye or it might rip your dick off. True story.
I tried to exploit an Australian girl once, but she outdrank me and called me a cunt.
John McCain is an Australian chick? That would explain a few things, I guess…
The Mighty Fek’lhr wishes Smaylanyanmyan would make a cameo in His Rainbow Brite themed snuff film.
I’d love to be a
fluffergaffer on the set of your movie Fek’lhr.Did the AFI list the top ten Ozploitation films when they were busy patting themselves on the ass?
d(Al)Bu, you got it!
Dor sho gha! The Mighty Fek’lhr was skimming over that old Y U SO SEXY BRITNEY thread at Turden, and He came across this whopper the ol’ DH laid out on pg 5:
Britney’s ass kinda looks like that banjo goiter guy!
Guy’cha!
Murderface, I love how you combined two things into your post: (1) The fact that John McCain likes to call people, including his own wife, a cunt, (2) My love of Metalocalypse.
Win.
You’d think the best part of The Happening was when it was over, but I can’t say for sure becaue I just felt like shit afterwards. Also, Manoche does make an audio cameo as the “other man” constantly calling Zooey.
B.K. if you were worry about us forgetting about you during NPA yesterday, your new av sure as hell isn’t helping.
Fuck John Woo, get off my computer.
*if you were worried.
Zooey is fine as hell but i just wanted to slap and hate fuck her in the happening
Donkey:
1) What is NPA.
2) My avatar is supposed to be showing solidarity with Bex, my brother from a Mexican mother.
NPA=No Poon Afternoon
So, what’d I miss boys? Huh! That much, eh?
just some good old fashioned dursting erswi
anyone know of this australian film from the 70s or early 80s about some aboriginal profecies about a huge tidal wave that was gonna destroy australia or the world? fuck im trying to search for it
No I don’t bexxy, but it sure sounds like it suxxxxxx.
If Disaster Movie features a spoof (Australian term, that’s how it’s thread related) of The Happening, the suckitude of both movies will fuck with the space-time continum[sic?]. And if Spike Lee is time traveling when it happens, well I guess that’s the end of the world.
That would suck. Then Spike might never get Black to the Future.
Bex, was it Fucking Big Wave?
*Aimless realizes he’s the only one here with a female Av, quickly changes it*
GRRRR, that’s not a knife, Krauser. THIS is a knife!
You could be talking about Gundam, bex but that was a space colony wiping out Australia.
i wonder if toby mahwire is still interested in doing a robotech movie? time to hit imdb!!
But what of Spike Lee’s black surgeon docudrama – Black to the Suture?
what bullshit is this i have to pay now to see stuff about future projects @ imdb?
“More information for this In Development project is only available on IMDbPro. To sign-up for a 14-day free trial”
Ozzy-ploitation documentary – Electric Kangaroogaloo
Don’t waste your money, bex. If you pay, another page pops up, saying "There’s no more information, sucka!"
Chino, that’s even funnier when you say it out loud, like I just did when my assistant asked me what I was laughing at. She didn’t get it.
Why are you bothering to go to IMDB to get info or news on an upcoming movie project? Surely there’s a site somewhere on the interwebs that could provide that along with meaningful commentary from educated pillars of society.
Oh, sorry. Got lost there for a sec. GRRR . . . BTK GANGBANG!!!!
If the whole country is anything like AC/DC then they just basically kept making the same song over and over again.
Al, if you get your assistant to create an account here (preferably under the name Al’s Personal Assistant) maybe she’ll get some of the jokes here.
Fuck that! If your PA is gonna get an account here, SHE HAS GOTS TO BE E.B. FARNUM!!
GRRR . . . DEADWOOD!!!!
Um, Leon? I appreciate your wanting to include her, but I kinda need her to do WORK for me, not fuck around online all day. That position has already been filled.
Yeah? Any other positions you need filled?
*note: i don’t type that well
Sorry, Al. Just trying to initiate a Javier Bardem-type threesome there. No, with ME, not with Javier!!
id fill your positions nahwahimsa’in?
Well Erswi, if you want to be that hot guy that constantly got under my skin but that I am forced to collaborate with, your av’s doing a fine job already. So are you.
Bex, you talking to Al or me? Cuz if you’re talking to Al, that’s kinda gross. If you’re talking to me, that’s equally gross but also intriguing. Call me.
erswi im also shooting for a javier bardem 3some
(previous comment contains both veiled compliments and insults for your confusion)
Oh God, I wish someone would fill me up!
Step up to the plate boys.
There sure hasn’t been a dinosaur moviei in a while…I’m really not going anywhere with that, just had to look away from work for a sec.
michelle theres gonna be JP4 with dinosaurs that can shoot guns!!!
Gimme a D!
What this site needs is more Robot Fucking.
Donkey, i sure hope you have lenght with that D.
Robot fucking dinosaurs. Why did Stan Winston have to die?!?
Um, D?
*wants to know where he’s going with this*
What this site needs is more real men!
Fuck this, too many letters
Gimme a U-R-S-T!
T-H-R-U-S-T
Who do I win?
U-R-S-T! But god help me if you ask me what that spells.
hey gayduardo do you like cucumbers?
/steps up to the plate
What’s going on here?
/pants fall down
They got rid of the dinosaurs-with-guns idea for Jurassic Park 4, Bexy. Unfortunate, because that would actually get me to pay money to see a fourth Jurassic Park movie on opening weekend.
Goddammit Gayduardo. Congratulations, you’ve fucking succeeded. You’ve managed to piss somebody off here. I hope that it gives you the satisfaction you were looking for you fucking tool.
BK – NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that was as close as i would ever come to a DinoRiders movie :(
cucumbers?
Too bad they don’t last for long. I wear them out!
hey pepper do you like bananas too?
Retuardo looks like a dinosaur.
Pissing people off is not my thing, having people piss on me, well , that’s another thing.
BK, just turn on the Sci-Fi Channel. You’ll see dinosaurs with guns in no time.
What this site needs is more Real Lemon.
I seriously almost had a heart attack on the Jurassic Park ride at Universal. I was all La di da booooring and then out of the blue there’s like a 30 foot free fall in pitch black and you aren’t strapped in. The little boy in front of my with the Spiderman face paint lost his shit…ifyouknowwhatimean.
If you ever see dinosaurs with guns, it means Spike Lee managed to go back in time and have that party.
What this site needs is more Real Liz Lemon.
Michelle07 was this last week when you turned 14?
It was last week that I picked up a 14 year old…why?
His Mom isn’t asking for him is she?
Love those young boys. No other reason. They do anything you ask.
It was last week that I turned down a 14 year old. I know, I know, but 15 is my minimum. New Year’s Resolution.
pssst….guys…..I bet if you ignore him he will go away.
You can change your resolution next year though right?
What? Are we having a lemon party up in here? I’ve got Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
*Pauly pops out of the Laugh-in door in the wall*
Hey! Who smells Turdenite?
*Pauly exits*
I agree with with Chino, let’s ignore him!
I like how the NPA turns into the PFC right about now. It’s like magic hour up in here.
Al 16 is the legal age of consent in canada no?
I’ll bring some KFC to the PFC
Okay, I know what NPA stands for, but what is the PFC?
The first rule is we don’t talk about it.
Ohh Leon…we could tell you but then…then you’d die.
I’d love to stick around for the festivities* but I have a very important appointment to go watch a hot young guy** install some flooring. That’s right people – I HAVE WOOD!
*someone go take care of Erswi, I can hear him crying under the bed again
**he’s not 15
*unless someone brings it up on Chodin’s facebook and then apparently it’s a fucking town hall meeting about rules and regulations.
I’m going to get us some sparkley capes from the
children‘s lingerie store down the street!Bex, age of consent in Canada is 17*.
*he’s also not 17
Heh. Footnotes.
where is chodin could he actually be *gasp* doing some work?
Bahahaha BK, that was funny. And since he’s not here. He’s out…until he comes back..and then we’ll have to sit him down for a stern talking to.
ERSWI stop that God awful crying!
Good luck Al!
I have a date for dinner. Bye boys!
Is it Norwegian Wood?!?
Apparently the PFC is the anti-NPA. So…I guess I can change my Av back.
Speaking of Norwegian wood, where’s Nom?
off starting fires somewhere?
*tumbleweed rolls by*
FUCK YEAH!
This is comment 6,500 for me!
Tumbleweeds are good to start fires with.
2313 for me
It’s cause I comment 3x more than you, Bex.
Probably 3x more than anybody.
If I keep pulling these overnight shifts here, I’ll catch up to Pauly real soon.
I’m always watching over Filmdrunk imLess….
Always.
I’m like the FD Gargoyle, but waaaaay sexier.
Yay! That means someones always here to read my boring, rambling, drunken, horseshit, thread-unrelated, desperate-for-attention, unfunny 3am comments!
Your 3 am comments are my drunk ass 10 pm comments. Honestly, I get black out drunk and post on here and completely forget what the fuck I said.
I just hope I didn’t offer anyway a beej.
woah ryan reynolds is gonna be deadpool in the wolverine movie, this is gonna kick ass!!
i dursted
I didn’t know deadpool waited tables at Shennaniganz
or that deadpool was fucking scarlet yohanson, but then again so has haff of hollywood
I make fun of Scarlet for being a little hollywood ho-ish, but if she pulled a "Cassie Wright", I wouldn’t complain if I was #256.
(durst)
Heh.
*looks around, takes off bra from underneath shirt without removing shirt first, finds pillow, settles in to wait*
*has rice krispie treat*
*walks over to BK* So, I heard you were looking for someone to share sugar skulls with. What? Now its rice krispie treats?!? GODAMMIT!!
*Aimless runs away, throwing sugar skulls on the floor*
Did I miss anything good? What’s BK waiting for? Take it off, lady!
I was waiting for this! *smacks Al in the head* *feathers fly* *gratuitous giggling* *etc*
GODDAMMIT! Walked RIGHT into that, too. That’ll learn me. It’s been so long I’d forgotten how crafty the PFC members are.
I’ve just been hanging out under the bed holding Erswi’s hand. At least I think it was his hand.
I vote that "removes bra from under shirt without removing shirt first" be our equivalent of *unzips pants*.
Except when we say that, we’re actually doing it.
(shudders at the thought that the Drunkards might actually be unzipping their pants in real life)
I haven’t removed my bra yet. I don’t think my co-workers would really appreciate it. I mean, I’m already not wearing shoes. They’d draw the line somewhere, I bet.
I’m still waiting for my flooring guy to get here. I cranked up the heat to like 80° in here. Think that’s too obvious?
*kneeling in front of window with video camera*
I don’t think we’re gonna get anymore footage tonight, bex.
Al, thanks for holding my
cockhandcock.Hand.
Erswi – chatzy! And I thought your hand was awfully
hotbigawesome.I think I love the Not Quite Hollywood poster because it is everything that the Disaster Movie posters are not. Mainly: original.
*Pauly flies in on F-16 Tumbleweed, does not have permission to ‘Buzz the Tower’, but does anyway*
“HIIIGH WAAAY TOOO THE DANGA ZOONE!”
Damnit Pauly, now I’m covered in hot coffee and I already took my bra off from under my shirt and it’s real burny!
Hi Pauly. The nightwatchman is apparently here by himself again. I guess that’s what happens when you videotape pillow fights. *sad face?*
I’m still working. What’s the status, fuckfaces?
/sticks a twix up his ass
Hmm…. Peanut butter next time.
Fuck, how do you people keep sneaking up on me?
I wear slippers made from baby skin.
I just bought myself the brand stankin’ new Imac (fresh out the box) for….
wait for it…
$700
You got jipped.
Er, I mean jizzed on. Sorry.
Think so flux? I’m not really keen on intraweb items, but I feel like that’s a Gonga. No?
I think it’s a Gonga. High-speed beat off sessions at my finger tips….
That, along with my fiddy deuce inch plasma…
It pays shopping with the Homeboy Shopping Network.
Mo’ Money, Mo’ Money, Mo’ Money!
Wow, Apple, huh? Well, um, whatever floats your boat, I guess.
GRRR, Don’t you fucking tell ME to right-click!
I prefer my projector, thank you. 73" beautiful screen.
FUCK ! Woot off! Now i’ll never be able to go home.
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
Fuck sympathy! I don’t need your fuckin’ sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
Anal itch makes for dirty keyboards.
Seriously, who want to be an Aussie? They’re like the British but without the manners.
Aussies are to the British, what Mexicans are to the US.
The diff is that the British picked a further land. But the US has Mexico right under thier noses.
[whispers]
I’m really drunk
Oooooh….it’s pronounced cheeno! Dor sho gha!
"Damnit Pauly, now I’m covered in hot coffee and I already took my bra off from under my shirt and it’s real burny!"
More like real Burnsy… under your shirt… because I have an armpit fetish.
I take my underwear off without taking my pants off first.
I wear my underwear on the outside of my pants so I only have to change them once a week.
Pauly, fuck alla these non-believers. Congrats on your assimilation into the Mac world. Resistance is futile. They’re only jealous b/c they do not understand the greatness of OSX.
*incoming transmission*
The Mighty Fek’lhr regrets to inform you all that only fags and retards use Macs.
*end transmission*
Dor sho gha! There’s going to be women’s boxing at the fair grounds in a couple of weeks! BOI-OI-OI-OING!!!
Pauly, did you get a laptop or desktop. You’ll love it. Sooooo much better than PCs.
Pauly gots himself an Imac. I fuckin love mine and got it two years ago. The new ones are worlds better.
Anyone buying a puter for home use would be completely returded to buy a PC nowadays. Buy a Mac, run Windows, and get two puters for the price of one.
I will not sit here and tolerate this garbage chatter. Mac users support Justin Long.
Dude, Burnsy! PC users support Bill Gates. Who are you to hate?
New up, suckas!
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