THAT ONE WITH PENELOPE CRUZ’S BOOBS
06.11.08
WATCH THE TRAILER FOR ELEGY AFTER THE JUMP
In case you hadn’t noticed, Special K’s in like every movie this year. In Elegy he stars opposite Penélope Cruz as a guy who gets to bone Penélope Cruz. She even takes her clothes off because she’s not a prude like that.
Cultural critic David Kepesh finds his life — which he indicates is a state of "emancipated manhood" [aka rocking out with your cock out -Ed.] — thrown into tragic disarray by Consuela Castillo, a well-mannered student who awakens a sense of sexual possessiveness in her teacher. (opens August 8th)
I don’t know what any of that meant, but I think she’s gonna have to work pretty hard if she wants to join his hip hop dance crew.
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Dor sho gha, this movie is like the average Republican Senator’s visit to the school playground at a Catholic All Boys School!
This reminds me of the time I taught the class at the adult daycare center…
*singing* Mr. F
I’m disappointed the Smurf movie people haven’t tried a viral campaign on the heels of Manny’s movie. I’d much prefer to have this site taken over by ‘The Smurfing’ previews…
Cultural Critic? So he gets paid to make fun of people’s cultures?
And we’ve been sitting here doing it for free all this time?! AWW HELL NAW!
I’m going to suggest naming a whole new genre to include this movie, and Alfie (the old one). I would call it an "old dick flick"
Hmmm, there aren’t any guns or aliens in it but it looks rentable. I kind of love her after Volver. And him after the Wackness…no, that last part’s not right at all.
You gotta love the special K, no one says cunt quite like him.
Ben Kingsley is
the whiteMorgan Freeman.old dick flick
This is what the teachers at my elementary school called the janitor. He was a kid toucher. "Dammit, this kid threw up on the floor – tell old dick flick to bring me a mop."
What’s the deal with the Special K thing? Did I miss a meeting?
CUNT! CUNT! CUNT! CUNT! CUNT! CUNT! YES! YES! CUNT! YES! CUNT!
You got it Bryce. I’m trying to find the clip but I can’t find it.
True story – ‘Special K’ is a nickname of mine…
It’s because you have to wear a bicycle helmet and floaties everywhere you go, isn’t it Stoney?
That’s why my nickname in school was "that fucking retard"
If Penelope Cruz had a sex scene with Paz Vega, it would cause a rip in the space time continuum.
OMG, Donkey, did we go to Prom together?
It’s because you have to wear a bicycle helmet and floaties everywhere you go, isn’t it Stoney?
They’re called water wings, dammit.
It’s possible, I’ve been in so many proms. Of course, most of them I wasn’t so much "there with a date" as I was "hiding in the ac vents with my pants down"
Do you not think putting a kid in a helmet encourages them to run at walls. it would me.
lol that’s funny Donkey, I was just thinking that me and my drunk buddies don’t crash enough high school parties…
I see you guys crashing a summer camp. Lots of hiding in the bush..ifyouknowwhatimean.
No seriously. I can see you assholes, get out of here.
New up.
Do you not think putting a kid in a helmet encourages them to run at walls.
You realize this is the Catholic’s assertion about condom education…
I hope we get to see Special K’s tits too.
You realize this is the Catholic’s assertion about condom education…
Stoney, that is epic!
Yeah, i’ve just realised you mean Sir Ben when you say Special K. I thought you meant some rap dude and was wondering where the black fella was. So it goes.
Special K is gonna put Penelope Cruz on his dance crew? Man, the rec center is doomed.