TARANTINO WANTS TO CAST TERA PATRICK
06.30.08
According to Page Six, Quentin Tarantino is remaking Russ Meyer’s Faster, Pussycat, Kill! Kill!, and he wants pornstar Tera Patrick for the lead.
"Quentin loves her, and she’s a dead ringer for original star Tura Satana," said our source. Patrick gushes [hehe –Ed.] over the Russ Meyer 1966 cult film about three women on a violent desert road trip. "It would be the hottest remake ever, and I’m honored to be considered," she told Page Six. "I was built for this part."
She means she has huge tits, in case you didn’t catch that. I know, she’s subtle. Anyway, I’m pretty excited about this. Every time I see Tera Patrick let guys come on her face for free on the internet, all I can think about is how much I’d like to pay 11 bucks to watch her pretend to be a Charlie’s Angel.
I think I’d like this movie better if the title referred to an actual pussycat.
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Is that Madame Cat’s brother Winthorp Boots III?
I’ve always thought those two exclamation marks are just too intense. I would prefer some contemplative ellipses; as if the person shouting the title is really thinking about whether Pussycat should, in fact, kill.
Tera Patrick looks like she’s been attending classes at the Jenna Jameson School for the Increasingly Worn Out lately.
Oh, and if Tera Patrick’s pussycat went any faster, I’m pretty sure it could time travel or open a portal to another dimension. Just sayin’.
Pictured: The Labradoodle chasing after a cat.
theres only one type of cool cat baby and thats the Top Cat
"Action! And Cut. Ok, Tera, honey that was great. Let’s try it again, but this time don’t try to suck his dick. Just stick to the lines."
True story…back when i was a jizzmopper about 3 years ago, i sold a latex mold of Tera Patrick’s ass for $400. I never let anyone know that i’d been fucking it for a year either. the next day, the guy tries to return it saying that it was defective and i accidentally blurted out "You’re full of shit because it felt fine a couple of hours before you bought it!". before he left he gave me his phone number in case i wanted a little Tera DP action.
Um, sorry Bex, but uh….. there’s an actual "Cool Cat"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Cat
Tarantino’s friend, Robert Rodriguez suggested that Tarantino cast Rose McGowan for the lead. The picture of him was taken midway through Tarantino’s answer.
Cast her? I’d cast her into my fuck dungeon, then ‘pop in" occasionaly to "see how she was doing". Kinda like Ruthless People but with much more unlubricated sodomy and BLOOD!!
Nice beret, Cool Cat. You must be good with colours.
Ever see a Smart Car driving through the Holland Tunnel?
Who is this Tera Patrick and why is she eye-fucking me so hard?
Whoa, I miss everything when I sleep til noon because I have a four-day weekend.
Is someone getting a vasectomy??
In related news, Brett Ratner wants to cast Meryl Streep in a remake of Ass Masters 3.
If they’re going to cast a movie about a female driver getting violent, they should cast Danica Patrick.
Oh, she tends to stay ahead of the cops? Nevermind.
Sure she has big boobs, but how’s her feet?
Re Tera Patrick: "Would you look at that? A woman like that could teach you a lot about yourself."
So does her audition for this role involve her walking around barefoot whilst QT affects an air of nonchalance with much anticipated self discipline later?
fuck cool cat hes a wannabe top cat
Bruce Willis has a bit part as a trucker with the CB handle Back Door Billy.
Harvey Kietel’s cameo is as Frank, a travelling bible salesman with a trunk full of rabbit shaped fuck toys.
I heard that Tura Satana will autograph your penis for $20.
Uma has a scene as Kickstand, a gas station attendant whoes exposure to Cromium 13 from the local PG&E plant has grown her a click as big as a… well, you get it.
Tera Patrick is just going to act as a Red Herring to keep Spike Lee away. Tarantino figures that when Spike asks if this movie has any black people in it, he’ll just say "It has Tera Patrick in it, what do you think?" and Spike will just assume that there will be black men there.
Quentin Tarantino wants to cast Tera Patrick the same way Roman Polanski wants to cast 13-year old girls.
I thought Tera was great as the pit in 300.
New post up (in smoke)
If Tera turns it down I understand Michael Parks will reprise the role.
Next on the stage is T-T-Tera. Watch out QT, she’s got bombs and guns, bombs and guns.
My nominee for this week’s honors:
I thought Tera was great as the pit in 300.-Rotwangchung
On one hand, 95% of movie remakes are
pieces of shitenormous pieces of shit. But on the other hand, Quentin’s movies are (usually) the shit. Tera does look a lot like the original chick from the original movie.