STEVE MARTIN ACTING WEIRD AND FRENCH
06.09.08
WATCH THE TRAILER FOR PINK PANTHER 2 AFTER THE JUMP
Steve Martin is back as Inspector Cloiseau in the Pink Panther 2, opening in February. The director on the project is Harald Zwart, and you’d think with a name like Harold’s Wart he’d have gotten teased a lot growing up, but he’s Dutch, and in that language even the words for "inoperable penis cancer" sound so silly you can’t help but giggle.
In related news, "The Pink Panther" is my UFC nickname. Rawr, don’t cross my path!
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Actually, it is pronounced more like "Harold’s Fart".
Steve Marin is like the white Eddie Murphy of nuclear fridge movie careers. At least he hasn’t (been arrested for) banged a tranny.
Did the first one make enough money to warrant another one?
You just made my happy feet sad
I don’t understand why Steve Martin Chevy Chased. He’s still pretty damn funny.
1. Slam my junk in a car door
2. Talk to my mom about blow jobs
3. Be the guy that has to go around informing families that their loved ones were killed in Iraq
This is a list of things i’d rather do than see this film.
Banner pic: Steve Martin ponders to himself: "Vagina Dentata…it means no worries, for the rest of your days…"
GRRR…FREEDOM FRIES!!!
Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy, and Chevy Chase should all get together to do a movie (it will make it easy to finish them all off before they destroy all traces of funny they may still have left).
The Two Amigos and a Negro?
I would accept a Three Amigos sequel if the plot revolved around Lucky Day and Ned Nederlander avenging the murder of Dusty Bottoms, who was so brutally slaughtered that they can’t even bring themselves to have flashbacks of his life.
This fills me with despair. The original Peter Sellers/Inspector Clouseau movies are sacred to me. Hardly a day goes by without me saying "Swine maid" or "Not anymore." usually inappropriately. If anyone was going to resurrect Clouseau then it should have been Sacha Baron Cohen, maybe ten years from now.
Remember when Steve Martin was funny? Now, he is just old and sad.
Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy, and Chevy Chase should all get together to do a movie (it will make it easy to finish them all off before they destroy all traces of funny they may still have left).
I actually liked most of Bowfinger, but that was only two out of three, which may be the equivalent of three of the four horsemen of the apocalypse going out on a fox hunt.
Yeah, I’m wiff Donkey on this. Did anyone see the first one? Can we now expect a Sargent Bilko sequel?
*crosses fingers*
Now if Steve Martin would do a movie about someone with pica… That could be huge.
The next time I get caught with a Tranny’s dick in my mouth I will claim to have pica…
last time i checked, Tranny cock was high in nutrients and therefore, non-pica-applicable.
New post.
Right, now that i’m back from uploading shit onto fucking facebook i can get back to business. Eesh, from The Jerk and The Man with Two Brains to this? Although i’m quite fond of pulling that expression in the banner pic. Usually after somebody enquires "Who’s farted?"
Steve Martin playing Patrick Stewart’s irritating, gayer cousin
Just to let you know, "inoperable penis cancer" translates to "on-opereerbare peniskanker" in Dutch, according to one of my friends from there :)
This one will be a piece of crepe just like the first one, only this one doesn’t have the element of surprise on its side.
I wonder how many times "tranny cock" has appeared in the posts on this site? I bet it’s as many, if not more than CNN.com – but it’s close.