SPIDER-MAN 4 IS ON THE FAST TRACK
06.23.08
Producer Laura Ziskin said this weekend during a speech to California and Nevada theater owners that she was “hopeful” that Spider-Man 4 would be ready by 2011, a date later than the settings of many of the sci-fi films I grew up watching. You’ve failed me again, future.
Neither star Tobey Maguire nor director Sam Raimi is yet committed to work on the next installment. But Sony has paid Marvel to renew its rights. [LA Times]
Also, they don’t have a script yet. But fingers crossed, they’re working on it. In related news, I’m planning to pay off my student loans by 2017. Give or take.

Where the fuck did you get my wedding picture ViLance?
Yeah, like having no script stopped them from making Spiderman 3.
Spidey’s givin’ the upside down double rock sign!
DIO RULES!
Spider Man two and three were slightly less pleasent to sit through than a Mexican abortion.
That all depends on where you’re sittin’ SMB.
SMB, have you ever lived through one?
Good point Crap. It was not nearly as hard on me as it was my sister.
the upside down double rock sign!
Does that mean he doesn’t like rock? Maybe he likes hip-hop instead. I mean, he does have the black uni on…………I’ll let you guys make one up on that instead.
I knew this site would finally pay off. I just got three private messages from some broad who saw my profile on here and wants to talk more. I don’t even have a profile on here, that’s how good my game is!
Pauly- You mean have i paid the 4 hundo or do i have a wire hanger scar on my forehead?
"….and Black Spiderman shoots his web sideways, like this."
Say what you will, but emo Spider Man was the best thing ever.
The ability to hit your ex-girlfriend, without any charges!? Now that’s a superpower.
Aimless: it’s a double “i love you”, fag.
In Spiderman 3, Spike Lee wanted Venom to win.
Pretty sure they should write this script using those poetry magnets that show up on your refrigerator when you live with a gay roommate.
Aimless- did you know Spike Lee is kind of racist?
It’s only a matter of time before there are as many Spiderman movies as there are Police Academy movies. The question is, will they be as funny?
We’ve resorted to spamming via private message now?
Awesome. First Carlin dies, now this shit.
Black Spidey has fallen for that old junior high trick to get chicks to squeeze their pre-teen boobies together. Nice.
Chino, The Mighty Fek’lhr feels compelled to point out that Spidey’s hand signal is NOT the rock sign, but sign language for "I love you".
Pictured: Emo Spiderman shows his case worker that there are no fresh cut marks on his wrist before he’s allowed to go out and fight crime.
BTK, is anyone else getting PMs from "Grace00"?
Nope, but i’m a little jealous. She sounds hot.
Shut up, Fek! She said she loves only me and that I’m the only person she gives out her private webcam address to. Why must you spread lies to try to break us up?
This Spider-Emo would get beaten in Mexico. Well, if I was in Mexico when he was.
No "Grace00" but I do get disturbing PM’s from a "Fek’lhr"
Dor sho gha!
Also, they don’t have a script yet.
Umm… I’m pretty sure they still don’t have a script for Spider Man 3.
I’ve gotten three from her already Fek. She sounds like she wants my
cockmoney pretty bad.I admit I’m feeling a little left out.
New up.
I’m guessing in the fourth installment, Toby will weign 240 fat ass pounds, have taken up juggling and will have started stalking Mary Janes illegitimate kid.
Emo-Spiderman was not very impressive in Mexico. What with him scaling houses with only one level and all.
I will gladly adapt Quesada’s A New Day for Spiderman 4. Peter Parker chooses his
grandmaAunt over his wife, and then there’s time travel and Mary Jane is mystically aborted. I think I might add a little subplot in about a sassy calico that can read minds.They don’t have a script yet!? That didn’t stop them from making the last three movies.