I’ve known for a long time that Sienna Miller is at least an honorary member of the IBTC (Itty Bitty Titty Committee), but it’s something I’ve been willing to overlook on account of her getting naked all the time. Not so for G.I. Joe director Stephen Sommers, who made her use prosthetics in order to look more like those pictures I made in Photoshop.
Miller admits she was left slightly stunned when Sommers told her that her small chest had to be given an extra boost so she would look more curvaceous on screen.
"They gave me these things that looked like chicken fillets. The director said, ‘I’m gonna be honest, I like girls with big boobs,’ and I don’t have them so we made them bigger." [SFGate]
Damn, he got her to wear a raw chicken bra and all he had to do was ask? I’ve spent months begging, pleading, bribing my girl, with nothing to show for it. No cow blood enema, no giblet shower, no armadildo… God, high school chicks can be so immature.
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Sommers also asked Joseph Gordon-Leavitt to grow a penis.
Who cares? even with the chicken bra, she still doesn’t have the measurements of my perfect woman, Jessica Rabbit.
You are not alone in your attraction to Jessica Rabbit, Donkey.
I’m gonna be honest, I like girls with big boobs
The only people who don’t are pederasts, you dumb cunt.
Shouldn’t this have been something that was handled during the casting calls?
I stopped attending meetings of the Itty Bitty Titty Committe because "new business" was always just crying, gorging on ice cream and trading blow-job tips. Also, according to Robert’s Rules of Order, waving my penis around requires a "second."
Stunned? Really, Sienna? Did you think you got the role of playing a boys’ action figure for your acting skills? Were you under the impression they really liked your work in all those great movies you’ve done?
I’m gonna be honest, I like masturbation.
Speaking of rabbits (and when are we not), that Snorg girl in the "I’m kind of a big deal" T has some pretty damn funky teeth.
Oh, and seconded, Rot.
Damn, now I have to wait for that ad to show back up.
I’m gonna be honest, this movie is going to suck.
Thanks Steve. Now, I demand the Chair recognize my pecker. She’s seen it often enough.
The Itty Bitty Titty Committee is the white man’s version of the black man’s No-Ass Mass Class.
Chyna is NOT a member of the Itty Bitty Clitty Committee.
In a related story, I’ve just shoved two dozen buffalo wings down the front of my pants. I probably should have chosen the mild sauce.
I was once flashed by a bunch of A-cups in a flying car. One of them was holding a sign that said "Chitty Chitty Itty Bitty Titty Commitee."
Curtis Jackson was also in the car, but that’s not important to the story.
I’d love some Chicken Tits with my mashed potatoes.
The chicken cutlets thing is pretty standard — but it’s not real chicken. It’s a gel pack that conforms with the natural underlying breat to look like a seemless meat curtain. Women wear them to try to look like my wife.
I mean … GRRRR, THE CHICKEN FUCKER HAS BOUGHT ADVANCE TICKETS TO THIS MOVIE!!!!!
I bet Marlon Wayans was pretty distraught when he found out it wasn’t real chicken.
True Story: Jessica Rabbit lives in the apartment downstairs and anytime she walks around those bass drums make me
INSANE!!painfully hard.Honey your tits taste like salmonella, where you filming G.I. Joes again?
Bitch
New up, fuckers.
:::Marlon waynes reaches over and coats Sienna’s breasts with hit sauce:::
Marlon: yo where da wafflles at Quaid?
Dennis: fuck you darky, im a invade your inner space
Isn’t the fact that she’ll show her tits the only reason to hire her in the first place?
*Chodin walks into Stephen Sommers’ office, lifts up shit and drops his tits on desk*
I wanna’ work.