06.18.08 SIENNA MILLER IS MAID MARIAN
I’ve been a big fan of Sienna Miller ever since she called Pittsburgh "Shitsburgh". Nothing against the city, I just think hybrid words are fantasgreat. Anyway, she recently told the BBC that she has been cast as Maid Marian in Ridley Scott’s upcoming Nottingham, a twist on Robin Hood in which the Sheriff of Nottingham is a sympathetic figure. Brian Helgeland, who won an oscar for co-writing L.A. Confidential, is writing the script. Russell Crowe is set to play the sheriff.
Speaking to the BBC’s Colin Paterson, Miller said: "It’s happening. I just found out. It’s the most exciting news in the world." [BBC]
I don’t know about that. Call me old-fashioned, but I thought picures of Sienna Miller’s vagina on the internet was pretty exciting news. And while we’re on that, what the hell’s this guy’s problem? I don’t know what you’re trying to prove by averting your eyes from the full frontal going on right in front of you, pal, but it’s not working. I wouldn’t even have taken my binoculars off.
In other hard-hitting BBC News, Chinese South Africans are now black.
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SIENNA MILLER IS MAID MARIAN
you guys remember those rich dating sites? well looks like some fucker scammed some lonely broads wiff $100 K
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25208626/
She can twist on my Robin Hood any day, right fellas? Snort chortle chuckle.
she can fria my tuck any day of the week, youknowwhartimean?
Looks like the Predator’s about to blow Sienna’s shoulder off.
Sienna Miller makes His Little John, "Stiff Little John".
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Nevermind.
I would take out her heart with a spoon
A little less littler?
This is awesome news. Sienna Miller can’t go thirty seconds without showing off a part of her anatomy that sixth graders giggle at when you mention aloud.
Nottingham: Marian Gone Wild!
More like Naughtyham. In other news, she only took this role so that she could be the Maid just to piss off Jewd Law
I’m still waiting for them to do the American version of a hero that steals from the rich and gives to the poor: Robin HUD.
So, the Chinese are now "Brack"?
Is Orange Chicken going to turn into "Fried Orange Chicken"?
Yeah, sure, I made Marian. She was a lousy lay.
I sthat a ‘Mi Vida Loca’ tat on her shoulder?
Bah! She has been out in the sun so long, she is Burnt Sienna!
*a large comical hook yanks Fek’lhr off the stage*
Why couldn’t they do Robin Hood Vs. Aliens instead of Cowboys Vs. Aliens? That would make for a kick-ass Maid Martian joke.
GUY’CHA! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THAT EXTRA ARM IN THAT PIC????
thats a tres puntos tattoo Pauly
I feel like Madmaragen should marry her…where he at?
You call it an extra arm, she calls it an innocent skin tag.
Sienna Miller thinks the Bang Bus plays for the Shittsburg Steelers.
Shit, get fuckfaced drunk, sleep until eleven, call in drunk to work (no really, I call in drunk) and ViLance goes apeshit with the posts. I’m taking the kids out for sushi and to watch the new Indiana film, be back later.
That bitch is too skinny. She needs to eat a dick.
"It’s happening. I just found out. It’s the most exciting news in the world."
They freed Willy!!!
3P like Spider, Bex?
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