PINK EYE LOOKS DELIGHTFUL
06.26.08This is the trailer for Pink Eye, which was recently picked up by Halo-8 Entertainment for a limited theatrical run before it hits DVD on September 30.
Pink Eye is set in a small town in upstate New York, at a prison-like, dilapidated insane asylum where secret drug testing has gone inexplicably wrong. Patients are dying in sick and twisted ways and those who survive are becoming raging, homicidal lunatics. It’s only a matter of time before all hell breaks loose and the patients begin to crave freedom to take their vengeance out on the world outside. When one patient does escape deformed, angry and far beyond insane, he brings death and terror to an unsuspecting town and everyone in it.
I’m thinking it could be the feel good hit of the summer. Also, be on the lookout for the Perez Hilton cameo at about the 53-second mark.
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I’ve secretly filled all of the inexplicably low air vents in my basement with folgers crystals. Let’s see if anyone notices.
How appropriate following a post about Brown Eye.
That’s not pink-eye. I’ve seen this before. Them’s zumbies!
I could have sworn I was about to watch a bukkake film.
a prison-like, dilapidated insane asylum where secret drug testing has gone inexplicably wrong.
I didn’t think Oliver Stone’s George W. Biopic wasn’t coming out until the end of the year?
I’m writing a movie called Stink Eye. It’s two hours of girls in bars telling me to fuck off.
where secret drug testing has gone inexplicably wrong.
Damn you, Huey Lewis! Can’t you see what your demanding ways are doing to this country?!
Looks like most of the corporate environments I’ve spent my adult life in.
I have a feeling Halo-7 Entertainment and its six predecessors all went out of business for selling shitty movies like this one.
Was this movie made by Chainsaw and Dave?
the powerful Fek’ lhr feels Perez Hilton is scummy the homosexual climbing foot cancer on the Testikel of the life.
It looks like they spliced the first 20 seconds of the trailer from The Fall with 60 seconds of film scavenged from Rob Zombie’s dumpster.
When one patient does escape deformed, angry and far beyond insane, he brings death and terror to an unsuspecting town and everyone in it.
Strunk & White called; they want their language back.
that looks delightful….I’m sorry I can’t lie to you guys. That looks like shit. I could do better….and I totally would if I didn’t have comments to make on filmdrunk, it’s just taking up so much of my time these days, and I don’t want to let any one down.
How many beautiful corn syrups had to die for this dumb ass movie?!?
WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CORN SYRUPS???
"…at a prison-like, dilapidated insane asylum where secret drug testing has gone inexplicably wrong."
Really? What about the outcome of this situation was inexplicable? Was it the part where doing unregulated drug trials turned out badly or the fact that it was done in a "dilapidated" facility or was it the fact that the control group for these tests was made up of insane mental patients? I would say that far from inexplicable, this wholel deal is quite explicable. Who the fuck wrote this press blurb, the kid that I flunked last semester for writing his final research paper on why pot should be legal and his ex-girlfriend is a whore?
Rot-you had Chod in your class?
BTK, I am warning you guys now, I am HEAVILY medicated due to allergies.
Chod passed because he "blew the grade-curve" if you know what I mean.
Dilapidated
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You know what this reminds me of… there was a show not long ago where they tricked a bunch of actors into thinking they were making a horror movie. They kept putting them more and more ridiculous scenes, covering them in fake blood, and giving them awful dialog, but all of them kept playing it straight until the climactic final scene, when the joke was revealed.
If they actually made that movie, this would be it.
Wow, somebody watched Event Horizon, now didn’t they?
New up, birdrapists.
Isn’t sanity cyclical? So if you go beyond insane, you’re back at sane? This movie looks stupid.
Pink Eye???? what? South Park? What???
I already saw this movie. It was called 28 weeks later, and before that Resident Evil
Coming from a small town in upstate NY, I can say this is 100% documentary.
Sounds like an allegory for my last long term relationship.