NIC CAGE HAS A QUESTION…
06.10.08
USA Today has your first look at Nic Cage in (Dark City director) Alex Proyas’ Knowing. He’s clearly thinking, “How’d it get burned? HOW’D IT GET BURNED, HOW’D IT GET BURNED!!!”
NOTE: For optimum effect, look at the picture above while listening to the audio on the YouTube clip after the jump.
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Ironically, the plane wreckage spells out what Cage’s shiny forehead is missing!
Do raincoats really help you to not get hit by fire?
He doesn’t understand how that picture is a metaphor of his career.
Is that guy in the background taking a leak on a pile of dead, charred bodies? (Kahless knows He would be!)
Mary Poppins?
The Dept. of Homeland Security and the FAA have listed one Mr. Cameron Poe as a person of interest in this latest plane crash.
I’ve had a beef with this guy ever since "Valley Girl".
What is it about plane crashes that kills people? Whatever it is, please apply that phenomenom to fuckers on the ground too next time. K thanx.
"Shit, not one single surviving copy of Skymall!"
I don’t know what "Knowing" is about, but if it’s about knowing about shit that’s gonna happen before it actually happens, why would he knowingly get on the fucking plane, knowing that it’s going down?
I bet I know why that plane crashed. Passengers bravely took it down because it was screening matchstick men. There heroism won’t soon be forgotten.
Ironically, the plane wreckage spells out what my armpits are not severely lacking!
oh shit looks like the smoke monster is eating some survivers
BTK, I totally gayed up my Facebook profile pic!
Unlike my english teachers lessons.
his left foot looks super squished
i’ve wanted to give some beef to elizabeth daily ever since ‘valley girl’ and ‘better off dead’
Seriously though, who told him he could be in another movie? Was it you? You fucker.
Alex Proyas was a huge fan of G.I. Joe growing up, so I have it on good authority that there is definitely going to be a sequel to this. After all, knowing is half the battle.
*goes and sits in corner*
Fek, I don’t mean to alarm you, but I think you have one incredibly blue and one purple eye. I don’t know what this is a medical symptom of, but prognosis can’t be good.
This isn’t a movie. It’s a reminder there is no God.
Unless he starts running around right now yelling that he’s a vampire I won’t go see this.
Nic Cages forehead secretes oil and uses sonar
This is from the set of National Treasure 3: Let’s Just Throw a Bunch of Shit In a Pile.
Al-No, no…I just have that thing like David Bowie does.
Coloured contacts?
Looks like I’m late to the party and Donkay has already stolen my GI thunder and drank my "knowing is half the" milkshake.
You will not fuckin believe how terrible today has been for me. My boss has got me working! Can you fuckin believe it?
At first I thought you were going for the Vulcan look Fek, then I noticed the cloak.
Speaking of that, anybody else contemplate poking out their own eye after seeing the bad guy’s glass eyes in Last Action Hero?
I was going to steal a bit of Fek’s thunder too and say something about how, in Klingon, they say "Knowing is half the Bat’Leth"
Nice! I fuckin love that!
If a plane was on fire, Nic Cage’s forehead wouldn’t piss on it to save it’s life.
Judging by Michelle’s new facebood pic, anyone in the greater NYC area best step correct, ‘for you get a cap busted in yo ass.
Maybe if Cage took his hood off the pilot would’ve seen the runway.
Nic Cage’s barber probably has to ride on escalator from his chin up to his hair.
This shit is NOT the pilot’s fault. You’d try to land on it if you saw Nic Cage’s forehead out of your windshield. It’s twice the size of the runway, for Christ’s sake.
Nom, I took a dude’s eye out in a bar fight, along with gashing up his face. I seen him like a year ago, and he looks like he would make a fuckin’ SWEET bad guy in a movie.
Knowing, which gets its first look here, stars Nicolas Cage as a man who discovers a series of numbers that foretell catastrophes, including the 9/11 attacks.
I wonder if that list of catastrophes included Speed Racer‘s opening weekend gross.
I think that dude should name himself "Land Shark".
I would.
… because his forehead is large enough to land the plane on.
Big-headed-azz-Muh’fugga
Shit yeah!
*scoots around the room on a rolly chair making ptoo ptoo noises at her artfully arranged stuffed animal collection.
If you stand on a ladder, you can actually see the curvature in Nick Cage’s forehead.
A 4 mile high ladder.
Thank you for the props on the AV Michelle07…
"Yankee Rose" was on the XM cock-rock station the other day.
I’ve heard (on this site, sorry for rehashing an old joke) that if you boot up Google Earff and back up instead of zooming in, you eventually can see Nic Cage’s forehead. I forget who said that shit, but it’s still true.
*Pauly looks down at his cock to check a "burning sensation"*
How did it get burned? HOW’D IT GET BURNED? HOWDEEGEBURND!?!?
How would Nic Cage look as a Simpsons character?
Nic Cages Nic-name is Nick-head
How would Nic Cage look as a Simpsons character?
Same as he looks now, retarded.
If Nic Cage was all one word, his name would be Niccage.
Okay, I’m off to take as basic math test and an autocad test for this job I’m gonna have after I take these tests. Gee, I hope I can figure out how to use autocad. Wish me bad luck.
New.
Niccage is axin’ a question
Nommy, don’t forget to Purge. Oh, also PSLTSCALE is a command from GOD!
I think that video turned me into Busey.
I saw the movie poster for that Bang the Cock Dangerously movie and had to side-step away with my fists up cause I was like "who are you brah? whatchu want brah?"