NEWEST DARK KNIGHT TV SPOT
06.24.08The latest TV spot for The Dark Knight focuses mainly on The Joker, who giggles a lot. From the Chris Nolan article:
The director wasn’t interested in plumbing the murky origins of the Joker himself – the Clown Prince is more a Loki-like force of chaos. "He’s like the shark in Jaws," Nolan explains. "The Joker cuts through the film, he’s incredibly important, but he’s not a guy with a backstory. He’s a wild card."
THE JOKER is a WILD CARD? Gosh, I’ve never heard it summed up so succinctly! Nolan went on to say that Duke from G.I. Joe "is a real aristocrat," before lighting up a cigar and adding, "ha ch-ch-cha cha cha."
After the jump I’ve also got a 9-minute "Gotham Tonight" Episode, "The Life and Career of Bruce Wayne". I’d only recommend watching it if you’re really, really bored. I watched it, but only because it was either that or listen to the rest of the voicemail my mom left me, the part in which she describes what her pets are doing at that precise moment. "Now Tom’s looking out the window. I think he sees a bird."
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Ok, these Dark Knight posts only lead to trouble and seat wetting
Hey, isn’t therer a new Batman coming out? I think I’ve been hearing
an incessant roara bit of buzz about it.It’s the kind of thing that might show up as a DVD extra that you’d only watch if you were "really, really bored".
Like a porno with Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Ok, is it remotely possible anyone is on the fence about seeing this? I’m considering leaving my 5 week old son home alone so I can get to the theater on opening night. What could go wrong?
One more promotion, and this movie gets a set of steak knives.
Geez, enough already.
Clown Prince?
Is Biz Markie is this movie too?
OH BABY YOUUUUUUU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEED.
WELL YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND
YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND……
More like CLOWN LINCE!
BONG!!!
BAT A RANG!
Damn you JHC! Can’t even let a Ni99a get logged in and shit first!
Ledger’s good, but is he John-Wayne-Gacy-good?
hmmmm, finckle and eindhorn, finckle and eindhorn. I got it! Ledger IS Erswi!
WTF does Gordon say in the middle? Fehkl’r, we need a translator!
My Oldman is a bit rusty, but I believe he said, "It ain’t white boy day, is it?"
Considering the joker has multiple, conflicting backstories and all of them are a let-down, it’s probably better that they don’t try to make up another backstory, especially one where the Joker kills Bruce’s parents (DURST times a million, Tim Burton).
Gotham Tonight fails to mention his three nephews and the giant pool of gold coins he swims in.
I think he says, "I can throw God away."
*guy sitting on park bench lowers his newspaper with eye holes cut out, to reveal chodin*
You lazy cunts didn’t even recognize me.
LET’S GO LOOK AT THE BODY!!!
Also included on the DVD is a list of medications for the Joker….errrr
I could tell by the boner it was you, chod.
You know who else is a wild card? Your Mom. in bed.
Holy shit, get this: to get ready for The Dark Knight, the studio filmed some “throw back” vintage Batman series that’s supposed to take place in the 60s. It looks kind of lame, but that’s advertising for you.
This post made me realize that there is only a one letter difference between self-abuse, and self-amuse.
"This can get ugly."
Maggs already has that angle covered fellas, move along.
Goddamnit Chodin, you cut out Marmaduke. This paper is worthless to me.
I heard chod, that was some serious dedication to the "pre-sell" concept.
I like to release mini webisodes of me jacking off, just to give my potential girlfriends an idea of what they’re in for. Sadly, I never live up to the hype.
“But I didn’t use any CGI, ya’ cunt!”
Donkey, Marmaduke walks through some mud, and then right through the kitchen! Oooh that Marmaduke. He’s so silly.
that "vintage" shit didn’t fool me for a second. I saw that it went straight to Blu-ray. Some fucker was trying to give it away the other day.
…..eat some hay, make things out of clay……..
I recall an article where Chris Bale lamented the difficulties of mask acting. Maggie seems to have the skills to pull it off though, she should…
…hmmm, wasat?…
…oh… Yeeeeaaaaawwwwwww!!!!!!
<auto-cock-punches self, jumps through window>
Lince-what kind of bird did Tom see?
Fuck Marmaduke…because he fucked my ex.
The Dark Knight and Darkman should get together and open a BBQ joint named Darkies.
Flux, I can’t jerk off to your description of what Marmaduke does, that would be gay.
The new Bat suit really boils my Cup O’ Noodles. Even without the nips.
I hope the originators of the batman comics are all playing Wii in heaven going, “Dude, what the fuck is with people…we were high as fuck when we came up with this shit”.
*swats controller*
Hey, I gots ta know!
If that happens, Craptastic, then the retarded janitor and the Joker are going to open a competing place across the street called Purple Stuff.
Marmaduke is silly? How about Family Circus down there in the corner, just waiting to suck?
(+1,000 points to whoever can nail that quote. Hint – in a former life, he hung out with my av)
Family Circus is, and always will be, the gayest part of Sunday.
I take it Clayface would open up the Play-Doh Cafe?
Nope, too silly.
Marmaduke will never be funny. Even if the artist learns how to draw characters that don’t look like they’re having seizures.
Al – I say Olyphant. but that might not be right.
Just to fuck with all the tards, The Dark Knight website should post “And…in anticipation for The Dark Knight…we’ve hidden something in your mailbox…that’s right…go look…put on some boots and walk your ass to the end of your driveway, you stupid bitch…do it…do it for The Dark Knight, opening soon in a theater near you”.
I thought the gayest part of Sunday School were the pederast priests?
(new character Pederast Priest! Aliteration rocks!)
I imagine the originators of Batman riding the motorizes Bat-Racscal scooters.
Chodin, people would email the webmaster bitching about "spoilers" if they did that…
The Mighty Fek’lhr will pretend it was a Goldfinch, since Lince will not answer Him. The Goldfinch is the state bird of Iowa. Apparently Foghorn Leghorn was already taken.
Leon – yes Olyphant, as the very hott shirtless drug dealer.
Al, how about W. Earl Brown…?
Goldfinch is also the NJ state bird. I’m guessing Iowa copied.
The vulture is China’s state bird…
…get it!? Because China’s a state you dumb fuck.
So…Batman, Marmaduke, Foghorn Leghorn, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Charlie Brown, DuckTales, etc. Looks like the kids in all of us have taken over today. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to eat some Twinkies and watch The Disney Channel. Just like everyday.
Seriuosly…how the fuck is this funny?
http://tinyurl.com/55pou3
I would falange Lydia Filangeri.
As for comedy gold, look no further than: http://garfieldminusgarfield.net
YES! "Go"! +1000 points for me! I win the internets!
*Twinkie fueled happy dance!!!*
Unfortunately, I have no authority to award points, but I’m happy you’re getting all fruity about it.
flux, it’s right there <== on my favorites bar. Best thing Times magazine has turned me onto.
I’m giving +6000 to the chick with the biggest dick.
Please illustrate via your “8″, “=” and “D” keys.
I’m okay now, Al. Turns out there’s no FilmDrunk catalog to redeem these points people award, anyway. Maybe somebody should make one.
8:D
I hope I win by default
shit, I think we missed a BOOSH! in there…
D=======8
I’m Dickslexic.
I’m drinking a Dr. Pepper from a Limited Edition Indiana Jones can.
I think I’ll make a pipe out of it.
Bruce Wayne is the COOLEST! He has a slave named Alfred and EVERYTHING!
Bruce Wayne and Emo Hulk should get stoned and listen to the cure in the bat cave.
“Shut the fucking secret passage, Alfred! I fucking hate you! Stay out of my life!”
I’d play along, but this isn’t a "dick with the biggest chick" contest.
Seriuosly…how the fuck is this funny?
http://tinyurl.com/55pou3
It’s because the dog just got done licking his own dick.
I have huge tits…
( @ )( @ )
…in my fridge.
I think Batman and Robin are in one of those "on again, off again" relationships.
Al, PM. Question of great gravity.
I think we already established I have the biggest dick, Chode, are you looking for the runner-up now?
8===
I have ADHD
Atrophied Dick Head Disorder
*Robin takes a deep breath, wipes his crying eyes and clicks the “delete” button, forever removing Bruce from his Top 8*
Bruce Wayne: “You know Alfred, if you ever like…you know, wanna bring a chick to the manor and fuck her, we’ve got like plenty of room.”
Alfred: “Why are you in the shower with me, sir?”
*Bruce Wayne enters Halloween party dressed as Benjamin Franklin, dragging a black kite*
Everyone: “Bruce…your costume is fucking stupid.”
Al, did you know you can tell the size of mans dick by the size of his thumb?
And, why is no one PMing me some questions? I suck
empty message box :(
And Al, did you know that you can tell how deep a chick’s cervix is by the size of her shoe?
Ew, Cho, all I could think of was Paris Hiltons damn big feet
Based on thumb size, if my wife had a dick I would not let her put it in my ass.
Eibz, suddenly Lance got a whole lot more interesting. Also, check your PMs.
So if I always lose at “thumb wars”, I’ve got a huge gacock, right? RITE!? WRIGHT!?!?!?!?
That’s funny because, when I’m hitchhiking, I just whip my dick out for passing cars.
This is why I don’t date chicks with thumbs.
A game of chess between Bruce and Alfred…..
Bruce: Alright, I’m the black pieces.
Alfred: [leers at Bruce]
Bruce: What? I’m fuckin’ Batman.
Alfred: Yeah, but I’m a Black man….
but chicks with thumbs give great handskis, chod.
I heard you can tell how big a chick’s fallopian tubes are by their should span.
Was anyone dumb enough to respond to that Grace00 twat? I never got a pm spam from her myself, but my daytime alter ego did.
Your "daytime alter ego"?
I did, Chuck.
SUBJECT:
HELLZ YEAH!
MESSAGE:
Damn baby, I knew you rang me just to bang me. You sound like the type of girl that will clean the chocolate pudding off my dick after anal. I wanna take you home and dick-ram you until I bring down your menstration, you little cunt snake.
Charlie, you’re not actually Batman, are you?
CB please explain
Pauly D, before you copyright that message i’d like permission to use it the next time i
speak to my mom on the phoneget a reply to my personal ads.Charlie, you’re not actually
Batmanthe Hulk, are you?Charlie, you’re not actually
Batmanthe Hulkmy ex, are you?Anytime Chuck. Just tell’em "Large Marge" sent ya.
When we had the server shenanigans i could no longer log on as Charlie Bronze at work – but can at home for some reason? – and as i can never remember the passwords for these things i just played with another name. So alter ego no.1 takes care of my worktime input on this here site, which, considering things don’t start up here until !5:00 GMT, are limited.
I can’t help but read your comment in a british accent.
True story: The Mighty Fek’lhr had a promiscuous roommate in college. Let’s call him Wad. Wad showed up at 3am every Saturday night to our dormroom with a different drunken booty call. I found this out the hard way the first few times (I was awaken by their fucking on the top bunk above me).
One day I asked Wad if he wanted more privacy with these girls (I was a sexually repressed 19 year old {essentially} virgin, and felt a little intimidated/embarassed). However, Wad knocked down all my walls of conformity by saying, "Hell no! You can watch, if you want!"
The Mighty Fek’lhr has much to thank Wad for. So do all the women getting dressed at His trailer park.
Guy’cha!
so there are reallly only three people on this site but everyone has alter egos?
I feel so
alonedirty.awww fek that is such a hearwarming story
The Mighty Fek’lhr can only verify 20 distinct lifeforms here, SMB. And many do have alters. The Mighty Fek’lhr has two.
Well, Fek? Did he cum or what?*decides not to use this Mallrats reference. This time.*
The scary thing was how much louder Wad was when he was up there by himself.
I am a distinct and individual life form. The same cannot be said however for Nominus. Sometimes I think he’s a clone of me.
erswi maybe you’re nom’s tyler durden
I have three here, but one is Crapbasket and he’s still here, just lurking in the 8th dimension kicking the balls off of some Red Lectroids. The other is topical and used rarely.
I had 3-4 over there Diremutt and a few others but now that place is blocked here at work :)
I’m just me. Bex, are you someone else?
yeah i got another one but my cover was blown i still use him sometimes
Holy hell in a fuckin handbasket! Crappy is Diremutt? How did I miss that?
What are you trying to say? That Nom looks like I wanna look, fucks like I wanna fuck?
Wait?
What?
I saved all the A material for this joint once it took off, and it’s to hard to get a good set up with all the dry humping and 14 year old dropout that populat that place.
New up Hulkamaniacs.
new post
Bruce Wyne is a wigger….but then again so am I
AL! It’s Olyphant in GO!!!
Gooood I missed the whole day.
8——D its’ real skinny : (