MORE HULK-ERY
06.02.08![Early renderings of the Hulk with gynecomastia were nixed after being deemed \](http://www.filmdrunk.com//ul/1868-Hulk.jpg "Early renderings of the Hulk with gynecomastia were nixed after being deemed \")
After the jump, I’ve got a new trailer for The Incredible Hulk, which, according to ComingSoon, can be found on Best Buy promo DVDs – free with select DVD purchases. Movie voice guy says:
Dr. Bruce Banner, genetic scientist, experimenting with the body’s ability to repair itself and fight disease, until an accidental overdose of gamma radiation unleashes something inside him. Something… incredible.
At this point in my recut of this trailer, the screen would fade to black and Bruce Banner would unleash a truly epic fart. The kind of fart that could end a marriage.
[Movie voice guy, cont’d] Pursued by the military, searching for a cure, until a new threat emerged, unlike anything we’ve seen before. [Bruce Banner] “There’s only one thing that can fight that, and it’s in me.”
*Tony Stark emerges from behind Banner, sweaty and naked from the waist up* [Stark] “You trying to tell me something? Should I throw the suit on or what?”
Source for video = ComingSoon
Source for fart-ending-marriage joke = George Carlin
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This one time after a car accident, I thought my left leg was Hulking out.
Gangrene is anything but “incredible”, kids.
When the Hulk and Jolly Green Giant piss in urinals next to each other, who peeks first?
The Incredible Bowl Cut.
The antagonist monster (which reminds me of the alien hybrid in Alien Resurrection for some reason) looks about 50 feet taller than the Hulk. That’s hardly fair for The Green One.
Gay Hulk fan fiction time.
Interior, public rest room.
The Hulk and Jolly Green Giant piss in urinals next to each other…
Jolly Green Giant looks down. Hulk is lapping at the stream of piss. Tony Stark puts penis through glory hole in the stall.
I wonder who hulks tailor is, those pants never rip!
At the end of the film, Hulk spends a weekend at Rehab and has to explain to She-Hulk her new burning sensation.
If i were Bruce Banner i’d wear nothing but spandex.
This one time, at a family reunion, I really thought that I was starting to “Hulk out”.
Turns out it was just my sick, green dick growing into an erection.
This one time, at a family reunion, I really thought that I was starting to “Hulk out”.
Turns out it was just my sick, green dick growing into an erection.
Yeah, double post…so what!? Fuck you, fag.
On the Best Buy promo DVD they make the Hulk wear pasties.
does anyone else keep reading that as: Best Buy porno DVDs?
I do and keep thinking I have a couple of those in my collection…
I’d fuck the Hulk…
…if he had a mustache.
She-Hulk thinks Chyna’s click is adorable.
WHy the CGI in this movie? Couldn’t they find any roided out deaf guys to
exploithire?When taking gamma radiation, always read the label.
This has nothing to do with nothing, but if i ever see that Stanley Fish guy, I am going to
go home and write a perverse blog about himfuck him up with a crowbar!True story: The Mighty Fek’lhr was given a radioactive pill to image His thyroid. However, the only "super-power" he got from it was the ability to see through men’s clothing.
:):(“Gamma” is street slang for “crack rock”, right?
I just think Hulk iis jealous of Tim Roth because he too wants to be in the arms of Harvey Keitel.
"HULK TOUGH GUY."
My gamma got radiation treatment. Now we call her Kojak.
8==>;P
Nic Cage’s forehead thinks Hulk’s upper lip is "fuckin’ huge".
The Hulk = get angry and then bulk up.
Steroid User = bulk up and then get angry.
Something tells me that, if my hypothesis is true, it’s a good thing for people everywhere that his pants don’t rip; his balls must be massive.
When asked "How do you feel about a "new" Hulk movie? Ang Lee generated confusion by answering that he was "angry". Reporters responded "Sir, we know who you are, but how do you feel?"
I thought I was having a Hulk transformation once; ended up being a cramp in my hamstring. So I ate a banana and drank a glass of water and it went away. Hydration is important.
When asked about not being included in the new Hulk movie, Nick Nolte responded in a slobbering half-human language, spun himself into a small tornado and passed right through trees and rocks, leaving the outline of a tornado in those objects.
Autistic drivers yell obscenities at red lights, trying to make them angry.
Pauly, you sir, have a beautiful, twisted mind, sir. Well fucking done.
JHC, that’s what my Kindergarten teacher said.
Christ – I’m sore for three days if I lift a heavy box – can you imagine how Bruce Banner feels after getting his "Hulk on"*?
*That’s right, I’m coining the phrase ‘Get Your Hulk On’.
She then said "I won’t keep you after class, I don’t want to make you late for work."
That’s not fair Bruce Banner "shoots up" to get the Bow-Felx body that I worked so hard to achieve.
they totally ripped off filmdrunk for hulk’s shade of green.
I thought a "Hulk-ery" was what they called the shower drain at Gold’s gym.
shite. there’s even some grey on here for Grey Hulk. i’m calling it hulkdrunk.com. i’m gonna go tell all my friends about it cuz i haven’t been told to shut the fuck up in a while.
They just opened up a new hulkery down the street from my office. You won’t believe the size of their marble rye loaves.
If I was a Hulk, my 6 foot bong would get more use.
Shut the fuck up.
I still have my "Hulk gloves" from the first Hulk movie. Only now they have dick-holes in them.
my dad told me they came with dick-holes and no packaging!
So is the opposite of “Hulking out”, “getting leukemia” ?
Hulk has "It’s Not Easy Being Green" as his MySpace page song.
Pauly, I couldn’t find Hulk gloves after the first movie. I had to settle for Hulk Calves. I looked like Popeye from the waste down.
Soup, just be happy you weren’t the kid with Hulk Balls.
I wonder if Hulk gets all sleepy after one of his fits, like after you bust a nut?
I thought I saw the real-life Bruce Banner one time. His clothes were ripped and he was screaming and everything. But it was just some bum who wanted to wash my windshield, real bad.
"Hulk miss kleenex. Now wet spot on bed. Hulk get mad and smash bed. Then eat sandwich and take nap."
Hulk Fiction;
"Without a job, legal tender or place of residence that is exactly what you’ll be, a bum."
"Fuck motherfucker I’m the motherfucking Hulk."
I bet when Hulk busts a nut, it rips through the roof. Like a gooey geyser.
For once they should put CGI to good use and give Jennifer Connelly back the ample bosom she had in the early 90′s.
"Hulk miss kleenex. Now wet spot on side of neighbor’s house. Hulk get mad and smash bed. Then eat sandwich and take nap."
Fixed.
"Jules, haven’t you heard that when a man admits that he is wrong he is automatically forgiven for thoes wrongs."
"Motherfucker everytime I touch a little piece of nigga skull I’m superfly TNT, I’m the guns of the navarone if fact… rrrrrrawwwww!!"
They made an entire movie based on Hulk’s jiz. It’s called Ghostbusters 2.
I "Hulked out" this weekend and carried over Friday night’s party, into Saturday Morning’s drunk-ass golf tournament. I didn’t win the tourney, but I managed to kill a fifth of Seagram’s and roll a golf cart.
I’m a little surprised that Jack Link’s Beef Jerky isn’t in on the marketing for this movie. All they’d have to do is change their commercials from "Messin’ with Sasquatch" to "Messin’ with Bruce Banner"
What? all of a sudden beef jerky commercials have to be fucking high-brow or something?
Soup, just be happy you weren’t the kid with Hulk Balls.
My ex-wife gave me Hulk Balls once. She called me from work for phone sex. We’d got started, then she realized she dialed the wrong number.
Burnsy, you just gave me an idea!
*shoots jizz into toaster, plays Jackie Wilson music, nothing happens*
Fuck you, Hollywood.
*boing boing boing boing*
Nothing stops epic windmill!
Anyone know if Hulk is circumcised?
Chod, his dick WAS wearing a turtle neck, but the Hulk ripped that too.
Exactly my point Pauly, every time this mother fucker gets angry, he probably rips his dick scabs.
The Mighty Fek’lhr hopes that Hulk will be fighting the Soviets from the new Indiana Jones movie:
"GRRR…BACK TO VODKALAND WITH YA PINKO COMMIE REDS!!!!"
(the eerie thing is that I took that line essentially verbatim from a 60′s Hulk comic)
Hell no, Chodin. What keeps emo-Hulk’s rage fuel going is that his skin is too hard for him to cut himself.
When he calms down, his dick probably looks like a hot dog that was in the microwave for 6 minutes.
Dead Bo Diddley :(
You suppose She-Hulk menstruates green? Like ‘Secret of the Ooze’ kinda’ shit?
I want to live in a place called Vodkaland. That’s right next to Istanredbull.
If I were a superhero, my super power would be the ability to be found “not guilty” in statutory rape hearings.
Chod, it probably looks like her vagina said "I don’t know" on You Can’t Do That On Television.
R.L. Stine owes She-Hulk’s menstruation royalties
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles spawned from a She-Hulk menstruation.
She-Hulk cums chunky Mountain Dew.
During her cycle. Hulk calls She-Hulk’s nether-regions "The Grinch."
I see once again the usual suspects have scared off all of the women and most of the intelligent men…
A three-way durst still counts as a durst, fellas.
When She-Hulk is NOT on her cycle. Hulk calls her triangle "pistachio pudding pie".
When Hulk busts a nut, Slimer from Ghostbusters comes flying out.
Vince has the power to stop this, all he has to do is make a new post.
She-Hulk probably has a Click that even Jack from "Jack and the Beanstalk" wouldn’t climb.
*Hulk stands sheepishly in the corner, looking terribly embarrassed. In front of him is the obstacle course on Super-Sloppy Double Dare*
THIS LAST TIME, HULK SWEAR.
Seriously, how big do you think the Hulks turds are? I bet they’re pretty big and then Bruce is all hurty down there.
Hulk need tp with aloe : (
My gamma "Hulks Out" if she doesn’t take her Metamucil.
If I wasn’t scared away, but forced away by work constraints . . . do I still count among the intelligent men Al?
When the Hulk beats off, it sounds like Sasquatch trying to run in knee high mud.
There’s a special warm and fuzzy place in my heart reserved just for you, Erswi. Your Scrabbulous turn, BTK.
A picture of Hulk’s fifi:
http://alloveralbany.com/images/esperanto_doughboy.jpg
Don’t worry, it’s safe for work.
She-Hulks click probably looks like a Glow Worm.
NEW POST, SHE-HULKS.
You have to actually post it, Lance. Saying it’s up and putting it up are two different things, ya big tease.
Fek and Vince are the same person? No wonder he won CoTW!
You have to actually post it, Lance. Saying it’s up and putting it up are two different things, ya big tease.
Sometimes it’s live to me but lags for 10 minutes or so because you’re seeing a cached version of the main page. You can always just add a number to the URL for the new post at that point.