Megan Fox, who has that combination of fantastic tits and a pulse that I just love in a woman, recently discussed her "role" in Transformers 2 to MTV.
“As big as the first movie was, this is 10 times as big, 10 times as many set pieces, explosions, and acrobatic stunts. …Shia and I make out a little bit; I don’t know if anyone wants to see that.”
You’re right, honey, our love for you is such that it pains us to see you consort with other men. But I’m sure we’d be willing to overlook our jealousy for, say, the chance to see you get plowed from behind, or perhaps have your face urinated on by a team of dwarves. Hehe, but don’t let me put ideas into your head…
As for Michael Bay’s main directorial input to his lead actress, Megan had this to say: “His main note to me is just to look hot; so I try my best.”
Bay added, "Hey hold on, I’ve got some more directorial input. Let me check… yep, it’s in my pants."
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Fist?
More like Megan FOXY! Wocka wocka wocka!
She was great in Lars and the Real Girl
Having a sex change and changing his name to Megan Fox was the greatest trick Jonathan Rhys Meyers ever played.
Gimli is a girl, Robo??????
Why can’t we have an NC-17 Transformers movie? I wanna see Arcee get gang banged on top of Jazz’s junk heap.
*Megan Fox leans in to kiss Shia*
Shia: No no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO!
You’re right, I didn’t want to see that.
You were named after the doooog?
If Michael Bay’s campaign of disinformation continues then i have to believe this film will be 10 times as small, 10 times fewer set pieces, explosions, and acrobatic stunts.
In related news Bay and i have the same dirctorial style.
And i believe i have no concept of how fonts or spelling work.
GRRRRR Public School!
Michael Bay’s directorial input to Shia is "Get out there and fag it up, kid."
Megan Fox is one of those women that, as a poet might say, you just wanna have sex with over and over again. And then give her A2M. High class poetry.
As big as the first movie was, this is 10 times as big, 10 times as many set pieces, explosions, and acrobatic stunts
There will also be 10 Autobots that are a robot urban dance team that combine into a rec center and are destroyed.
She has eyes that men adore so and a torso even more so
from Lydia the Tattooed Lady. Rather apt considering Ms. Fox’s penchant for ink.
Is it me, or do the Snorg chicks look like pigs today?
*incoming transmission*
The Mighty Fek’lhr sees it this way: No Unicron, no Transformers movie. Period.
*end transmission*
AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! RED ALERT!!!!!!! A large, robotic planet is eating Grethor…dor sho gha!
sexual chocolate
She would probably be the one holding Shia in a standing 69.
Breaking News: Transformers 2 has just beaten out Disaster Movie for the 2009 MTV Award for Best Movie Not Out Yet. Award given in an earlier broadcast, Justice League wins Best Movie That Will Never Be Even Made, But Would’ve Pretty Cool.
::claps hands and stands::
Dat boy good!
Megan looks like the kind of girl whose daddy was very hands on.
I only date chicks who aren’t in summer blockbuster movies. It mainly helps overcompensate for not having millions of dollars, or a giant pile of cocaine.Â
Fuck, Would’ve BEEN Pretty Cool. Jesus, all these posts bad movies making forget words.
Don’t worry, Imle, MTV wouldn’t have noticed. If they did, they just would have figured it was hip slang.
I think the snorg tees girl is hot. Wait, that’s the banner pic. Great, now I’m disoriented. Third stage is fatal.
She’s totally going to cheat on Shia with Optimus. After an Autoboterotic love scene Bay is going to cut to a shot of her heaving breasts as she rolls over and whispers "Domo arigato Mr. Autoboto"
I wouldn’t recommend doing a GIS for sexual chocolate with the safe search off, unless of course Chinese South African goodness is your thang. There’s a great ass shot which i may have to use one day though.
HOW I IMAGINE MICHAEL BAY:
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if his downs were more severe that is
Dub-that is intense.
Why do you guys always have to be so mean about rec centers? They’re a crucial part of communities. I mean, can you imagine what the streets would be like if we didn’t have those tard jails?
Egon, I’d rather just have her jiggling breasts as she’s thrusted while Mr. Roboto plays. That shit just seems funny.
As for Michael Bay’s main directorial input to his lead actress, Megan had this to say: “His main note to me is just to look hot….while I make a deposit my Spank Bank.”
Call me queer, but she doesn’t quite do it for me. She looks like God’s first draft of Angelina Jolie.
Spike Lee thought the death of Jazz was racist.
I don’t think either Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox are all that hot. They’re alright, but they’re both too plastic looking for my tastes. I mean, if I want a plastic look, I’ll just go with plastic.
A lot of people confuse me for Meghan Fox but mostly because I introduce myself as "Meghan Fox"
-Third stage is fatal.-
You know, after reading the plot (complete with spoilers), I have to say….
What a dumb fucking movie.
Queer.
To answer my own rhretorical question: There’d be poo everywhere!
*goes for the running gag*
Burnsy, how’s your Genital Jazz? Ha! Now it’s thread-related!
thanks fek.
alright gheys, off to class.
When I look into Megan’s eyes, I hear “Comfortbly Numb” playing. Then when I look at her tits, I hear “Me So Horny”.
Burnsy, how’s your Genital Jazz?
Is that what you get if you jerk off with jazz hands?
If my genitalia were a Transformer it would be called Blister.
Funny you mention that, Pauly. When Megan looks in my eyes she hears Me So Horny, but then she looks at my man-tits and becomes UnComfortably Numb.
I understand it was part of the movie plot, but Megan wouldn’t know a double pump carburetor from a two pump chump.
I’d suck oil from Megan Fox’s ass. Hell, I’d even let Michael Bay light off firecrackers next to my ears while it was happening.
I FUCK DEAD PEOPLE….
We knew that Fek. Also, you are too quick to fuck things that lay there too long. I was sleeping dammit!!
If my genitalia were a Transformer it would be called Passenger Door Mirror, because it’s closer than it appears.
:-(
How does one get ass oil…just out of curiosity. Too much fish? Mercury?
Olean
Michelle-if I took the time to find it, there is actually one of those weight loss pills that lists a side effect of "secretion from anus resembling pizza grease". I swear to fucking Kahless.
mmmm right. WOW (I crapped my pants) Chips.
Also, you are too quick to fuck things that lay there too long.
Your fault for wearing the Herky the Hawkeye mascot suit!
I’d treat Megan Fox like a Ouija board: drag my hands all over her, claim I wasn’t doing anything and then stuff her in a box under my bed.
Jack-in-the-Box tacos
As I was walk sitting in my Geo in the parking lot one time, I noticed a hot girl looking at it. I told her it was a Transformer and she told me it was a piece of shit. I said "Exactly! This is the part where it updates into a kickass Chevy SUV! Wait for it….wait for iiiittttt……"
Then I blew weed smoke in her face.
My car runs on 100% pure ass oil.
walkLeon-You should have told her it transforms into a hearse for dead whores that don’t obey The Master.
Y’know what? I’m through typing. I’m just gonna yell my comments at the monitor and hope you all hear ‘em.
Fek’lhr, pretty sure you’re talking about Alli (orlistat). Another thing about that drug, not only can you leak grease from the ass, but it also costs (on average, according to the stats I read) about $80 to lose each extra pound over diet and excercise alone. So, yeah, if you want to lose an extra twenty pounds from the pills, it’ll probably cost ya $1,600 and you’ll leak from da ass. And you’ll probably gain it back later. Plus dry cleaning bills. And plastic covers for the furniture. And the shame.
The shame of having Chod follow you around trying to lick yer heinie. My Mom says the neighbors will see : (
I fucked a Transformer once. I swear she went to bed a Bentley, but woke up a goddamn Chrysler Lebaron.Â
I fucked a Transformer once. Maybe it was a Transexual?
Did you get rust?
And the shame.
What’s that?
I went to bed with a Transformer who looked like a Ford Focus and when I woke up she was a F-250.
I went to bed with a Transformer who wore Corinthian Leather. C O R D O V A A A A!
Go away Pepper, ya fucking retard.
I will offer my expert services as the son of an office manager at a dermatologists office to thoroughly inspect Megans moles and freckles for possible mylenomas. My penile speculum will be handy in checking for cervical moles.
gayduardo, you’re even MORE NOT FUNNY over here.
It seems gayduardo isn’t very well liked over here. (Yes, gayduardo, well licked. I caught the joke already)
Who the fuck is this guy?
I love myself. With both hands, one to stroke, one to poke.
Perforated roid :(
I fucked a Transformer once, it was Pepper’s mother. She went to bed alive, but woke up dead as fuck.
And the shame.
What’s that?
See gayduardo.
Crap, I feel your pain.
/continues to poke at Crap’s roid to watch it squirt.
See gayduardo.
Dor sho gha! HIS EYES!!!!!!!!!!
And now you know shame.
You guys all know there is a new post, right?
I will not fall for your antics this time! Just your good looks.
/follows
Girl got tooth pussy!
She needs to spend the whole movie in a thong!….she better have that sexy tan back
Chodin that Ouija board line almost got me fired I was laughing so hard when i read it that semen shot out of my nose…then again it is tough to get fired from my gig giving head in stall 6 at port authority….