Normally I wouldn’t use "totally awesome" in a headline without at least a hint of sarcasm, but I feel this ad for a TV showing of Kill Bill in Auckland, New Zealand warrants it. I just feel bad for the guy whose totally sweet Ford Escort got doused. But as the French say, "Tough shit, fuckface."
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In Soviet Russia, Boris kills you!
I told you to get the ones with wings……
That’s Mena Suvari’s car.
Is there a law in New Zealand that your car has to be either white or silver?
If only hardcore porn could be advertised in a similar fashion.
This poster is just covering up a previously-posted advertisement for rugby
I would actually leave my car like that, at least for the subtle lesson it’ll teach my girlfriend.
If only Ex-Lax could be advertised in such a fashion.
I just can’t fucking wait to see the anti-bulimia campaigns in Auckland.
They should advertise Desperado’s Tarantino joke thusly.
I can see the light bulb flickering above the heads of the advertising execs at Tampax here in the states.
Wow, there’s like 20 odd foot of blood spray on the street!
What’s worse really, the fact that the poster got fake blood all over everything? Or that it got fake Japanese blood all over everything? (the scene that cap is taken from is where she kill all the Japs right?) That’s just nasty.
Do we know if this spray phenomenon is a one time thing, or a recurring theme? I would hate to be walking by wiff a meatball sub when that thing goes off. You wouldn’t know if your sandwich got hit or not.
I’m excited to see Detrol’s similar campaign.
Jap blood makes for some good soy sauce.
I would hate to be walking by with a 10-year old girl because then it’d be like the fun was ruined.
It’s like a vampire water fountain….
The sign goes off 5 days out of the month.
And there’s my period-blood joke hat trick.
Uwe Boll used similar ads for Bloodrayne, but instead it sprayed Ben Kingsley’s credibility.
Didn’t Hertz Rent-A-Car have a similar campaign?
Did we just durst or is everyone trying to figure out why my last post was funny?
i think all the bodily fluids to be sprayed out have been covered
I’m stealing this idea to market my brand of piss boots here in the US.
Yeah, bodies need more funny fluids.
we havent done boogers, anyone want to try it cause i cant think of anything
new post
This was actually on loan from the marketing execs of The Itchy and Scratchy Movie.
SIMPSONS DID IT!!!!!
GOD DAMMIT! I WAS SO PROUD OF MY LAST POST!!!!
luch elaborate on the hertz rent a car thing please
Liek when OJ ws the face of Hertz, Luch?
My guess is that it’s in reference to OJ being their spokesperson…. fuck I hate explaining jokes.
ooooooooooooooooh i see lmao, what a country, what a country!!
new post for reals!!
I hope the marketing squad for Twilight is paying attention to this.
Why? Because when the Mormon heroine loses her battle with abstinance at the end of the second act the vampire cock makes her freshly burst hyman spray blood?