Those fun-hating shrivs at the MPA-gAy are once again proving that there’s nothing they hate more than bare titties. Specifically, Kevin Smith’s been having trouble getting an R rating for Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Seth Rogen (one of the film’s stars) tells MTV:
"A guy f—ing a donkey, they ain’t got no problem with. But a man and a woman having sex they seem to have real issues with, for some weird reason. It’s insane. It’s completely insane. …They [fight against] sex stuff. Isn’t that weird? It’s really crazy to me that ‘Hostel’ is fine, with people gouging their eyes out and sh– like that," Rogen shrugged. "But you can’t show two people having sex — that’s too much."
It’s pretty common for people in trouble for graphic sex to cite the MPAA’s tolerance for graphic violence. But no matter how often it gets said, it’s true, violence is way worse than sex. Like the time Suzie Masterson kicked me in the shins in third grade. I would’ve much preferred a blow job. Hell, a hand job, even.
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If Elizabeth Banks is naked, I’d buy it if it went straight to DVD from NC-17.
Mmmm..Elizabeth Banks..
Really? That’s your first comment?
Lince-that is messed up. In 5th grade this bitch called Liza Jacobsen kicked me in the nuts from behind when I was bending over to pick up a book I dropped.
However, the only way I would ever want to fuck her is if she was dead and her head on a pike.
You are on notice, bitch!
I may be spitballing here, but perhaps if our Jewish friend, Mr. Rogen, would stop bogarting some of the letters in his words, his point would be better taken by the MPAA. I mean, "a guy f—ing a donkey" doesn’t carry near the weight that "a guy fucking a donkey" does. Christ, he may as well tell them to kiss his –s….
Unlike the majority of the fags here, I don’t get off by getting "firsts" and making a big hooplah about it.
Whoa whoa whoa…where’s this "donkey video"?
I get off with child sex, but that’s just me.
It’s in my personal collection. Be nice and I’ll let you see it.
Michelle-ask sephticle, The Mighty Fek’lhr is sure s/he has lots of copies.
I do post "FIRST" and then lick balls daily, so I guess he’s got me there.
My question is: What if your’re gouging out eyes during sex?
Hmmm Donk…does it star Elizabeth Banks? I’ve heard good things about her.
Are the two people having sex in this movie ugly? If so, then I fully back the MPAA’s decision to try to get them to remove it from the film. If I wanted to see ugly people having sex, I’d start "accidentally" walkin in on my parents again.
Unlike the MPAA, Seth Rogen doesn’t see the problem with him being involved in sex scenes.
"Unlike the majority of the fags here…"
Well at least we’re all gay enough to not use the word "hooplah". You fat bitch.
Sephicle, nobody here posts "FIRST" comments, we’re fucking classy like that.
Want a piss boot?
n00b question time: What’s the big deal about getting an NC-17 rating? Why do they make such a stink about getting it down to R? Is there a major hitch involved here I am not aware of?
Are you kidding me? Everyone got to at least third base with Suzie Masterson when she was in the third grade…but that cold bitch just wouldn’t let me and two other College Freshmen make her a pincushion. Lesbo.
Or is it because if I see Seth Rogen nude I’ll gouge my own eyes out?
This movie would get an easy R rating if Kevin Smith didn’t keep walking on camera with his dick in his own ass.
They have no problem giving a PG rating to the portrayal of the violent death thousands of innocent sub-contractors that were just doing their jobs on the Death Star…
Yes, chode, yes..
I mean..chodin.
See yPlua, consentual sex is wrong, but violent sex, or gang rape… that shits cool, thus The Accused getting an R rating.
Those sub-contractors had all been taking a break for the last 3 hours. They had it coming…
/puts a slice of pineapple and a little umbrella in his piss boot
Looks like a storm’s a-brewin’.
See, you put some robot fucking in a trailer, and you’ll only get a PG rating at best. The kids love robot fucking according to Pixar.
sephticle, if this your idea of foreplay, I’m giiving you two thumbs down and a PG rating.
Hell, a hand job, even.
I read that as is Snagglepuss said it.
A spokesman for the MPAA responded to Rogen’s rant by saying "Listen, it’s all about the messages we’re sending to kids. We want our sixteen year olds to know that it’s ok to watch people fuck donkeys and that it’s ok to kill foreigners, as long as they’re not having sex."
I don’t get it either fek. So my older sibling can’t get me into a NC-17 movie but can get me into an R? So the fuck what. Like theater hopping isn’t a valid option to bypass the NC rating. Lame. I blame the fundies.
Probably right, ‘chelle. Not to mention the fact that none of them were legal. Vader had Lando Calrisian pick them up every morning from the deep space bus stop.
sephticle’s mother’s face got a NC-17 rating.
And this was before I cut her fucking tongue out.Â
Pauly, are you referring to the pink cartoon cat or Sexman?
Sex scenes in Lust Caution…not soo sessy
Not sexy like all of the pent up man hostility here today.
*Michelle bursts through old timey saloon doors is immediately laid out by a 2×4 to the back of the head.
Snagglepuss and a Snaggletooth are two different things, Boinsy
Try it with either Burns, both work.
I think approaching the MPAA with a film that has ‘porno’ right in the title is akin to getting too close to Gary Busey’s mouth while he’s eating.
Heavens to murgatroid!!!
I, personally am all for sixteen year-olds knowing that it’s ok to fuck Donkeys. It might save me some cash on ruphies if they’re willing. Of course, it won’t be nearly as much fun that way, but I can make sacrifices..
What these fuckers need to address is the fact when I’m flipping through channels, and I come across MTV, they got that fucking show Next on and just as I get to it, they have dudes making out. That shit aint kosher.
Hostel should have been rated "TI-FR" for This Is Fucking Retarded.
But when lesbian Next comes on, watch out for the baby batter!
True Story:
I took MTv and MTv2 off of my directv channel guide, yet I left cspan and telemundo on there and can’t speak a lick of politic-ese or spanish.
True dat, Burnsy. But the Bull Dykes, not so sexy
FIRST!
The real reason they want to give this an NC-17 rating is because the MPAA doesn’t want R. Kelly to watch it. They figure if he knows there’s nobody under 17 getting fucked in this movie, he won’t be interested.
I yanked it to Suicide Girls in Europe on Showtime.
Getting serious for a minute:
Most movie theatre chains won’t carry NC-17 titles, kinda like how those fags at Wal-Mart won’t carry unedited music if it has explicit lyrics.
Also, the production studios don’t accept it because it puts a serious cap on moviegoers, as people under 17 can’t get in, no matter how many people in the group are over 21.
R. Kelly’s favorite movie rating: PeeG-13
Was Brown Bunny NC-17?
I dunno, but In The Brown Eye Bunnys was XXX Michelle.
The problem was Showgirls. People think Showgirls flopped because it was NC-17. The reality is that Showgirls flopped because it was a sack of shit movie.
I think sephticle had to go back to summer school.
Uwe- I was going to say the same thing. It’s more fun though to lynch the MPAA. Who’s with me!?!
*Lights tourch and picks up pitchfork*
My favorite rating is third degree sexual misconduct.
<grabs garden hoe, bitchslaps her>
You missed a dandylion ya twat!
<grabs hoolahoe>
I’m down SMB!!
SuckMe –
Of course it’s more fun to lynch those mofos.
*Mossberg 500 suddenly appears in hand*
You’ve got the torch. Lead the way.
*chodin walks in and throws sephticle down on bed. flips camera to "record" *
Alright ho, now get G-rated on this knob, dummy.
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