JAY AND SETH VS. THE APOCALYPSE
06.11.08
So Seth Rogen and Jay Baruchel made an internet trailer last year called Jay and Seth vs. the Apocalypse (watch it after the jump), which was basically Shaun of the Dead with more yelling. Hollywood execs saw some Judd Apatow guys swearing and smelled the cash, so they all tripped over their dicks trying to make a feature out of it. Mandate pictures, who did Juno, eventually won.
The deal… gives Rogen and [writing partner Evan] Goldberg full creative authorship of the movie and significantly — allowing for a few financial parameters that both sides have agreed to — final cut.
"You don’t do it for everybody," said [Mandate Exec] Kahane [he apparently only has one name -Ed.] on the subject of final cut. "You do it for people who you get to know over a period of time and you get a sense of whether they are your kind of people or they aren’t. … Sometimes you want to get into bed with talent you want to trust and are willing to show them that trust contractually." [THR]
Mmm, yeah, baby, ever been in bed with talent? Now turn over and show me your trust. Come on, we had a contract. Anyway, I hope they use all this creative control to, you know, actually come up with an idea for a movie.

You bastards.
Some caring Drunkard should really kill Seth Rogen and save the rest of us the waste of time.
I’m looking at you Chodey.
I’m looking at chodey too. He’s just so damn cute.
is it just me or is an apocolypse not an apocolypse if some one survives.
It should be call Seth and Jay vrs the almost apocolypse
I think Kahane got his name from ODing on coke and being too wacked to tell the EMT what drug he did.
EMT: Sir, have you taken any drugs today?
Kahane: Co-co-ca-ca-haaane!
The Mighty Fek’lhr feels like the banner picture is two mugshots from "America’s LEAST Wanted
, Funny, Talented, Interesting, Aryan, Marketable…".Jay and Seth vs. the Apocalypse WHO YA GOT?!
My heart says to go with the Apocalypse, but that sharp pain in my ass says to take the two annoying Hebes FTW.
This movie would be better if it was rosie o’donnell locked in a house with Bob Barker and 4 cans of spaghetti-o’s w/ meatballs.
Hold on a sec, let me check something here……yup, I’m ready for Judd Apatow, and his Hairy Jew Orchestra to go the fuck away.
These guys tossed Jonah Hill.
the only funny thing in this movie will be seth rogan’s voice, which sounds uncannily like fozie the bear…hey…he kinda looks like fozie the bear too…
I hope Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptists protest this movie for suggsting that these two asshats survive the Rapture.
If the apocalypse was afoot, and zombies were running amok, sorry guys but I’d rather be on the team that tears out your ribcage and feasts on your family. It’s survival of the fittest at that point, have fun with your wet rotting plywood.
I swear to Jeso Christo, they had FilmDrunkards in mind whilst marketing the new Iphone 3G.
Safe for work, but not funny w/o sound.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2b6dc10edf
I meant to do that. ^
I’d rather see Jay and Silent Bob vs the Apocalypse.
These guys tossed Jonah Hill.
I think they ate him, which would explain how they were able to survive that long. Maybe in the expanded film version they’ll show the scene where they find a rabbi to make sure he’s Kosher.
whoa! there’s someone making money off of the ‘sausage pizza’ trick online? damn, i pulled that off (pu definitely intended) years ago and got a punch in the pizza for it. maybe it’s time to move on my ‘popcorn surprize’ website…
‘pu’ read as ‘pun’
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080611/ap_on_re_us/severe_weather;_ylt=AvjkA79ZlfVTNzcdIrjnbcKs0NUE
Hey fek, be a dear and drill some holes in some of those sandbags for me, would ya?
Led Zeppelin says when the levee breaks, go to Chicago
AROOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BTK, what do you have against Cedar Falls?
Hairy Jew Orchestra is my new band’s name.
fek, the whores in cedar falls are all uppity every time i’m there, man…it’s always some shit like, ‘no, i won’t let you give me a cleavland steamer.’ or ‘no i will not dress up like little bo peep and spank you while fellating a sheep.’ or ‘i already told you, i’m a bank teller, and what’s a BTK anyway?’
Led Zeppelin is my new band’s name.
Looks like my initiation as the FNG involves my FUCKING INTERNET EXPLORER ALWAYS SHUTTING DOWN!!!
There’s your problem right there leon. Fek: I just find it tragic that the river isn’t going to win that fight, and think someone should help.
Jonah Hill will be in this as the leader of the mutants who are looking for these two. i can see them working up a Grendel type story for him too where all he was trying to do was scavenge the carcasses of the dead for sustenance but couldn’t do it in peace because of the constant bickering he heard from these two…comedy gold!
Fuck this shit.
sounds like the ‘
glassjew is half empty’ to me…turn thatjewfrown upsidejewdown, buddy!Nom, next time you play texas hold-em, you’ll hate the river. (I think that’s funny. I don’t really play texas hold-em)
tha- that’s just a little joke…
Nope my comment wasn’t funny. Internet Explorer told me so and shut down again. but coming back I found a new up
I guess "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Jewish" was taken.
Fozzie Bear and Beaker vs The Apocalypse
I’ve met Jay like 10 times and he looks exactly like my old roommate. Good kid. I really wish that show "Undeclared" would’ve taken off because that was great.
No smart ass comment here, just filmdrunk hugs and handjobs.