Jack Black has dropped out of Todd "I’m here for the gangbang" Phillips‘ comedy Man-Witch.
The studio confirmed that Black will not star in the film, which centers on a man who discovers he’s got witchlike abilities and ends up teaching little girl witches-in-training.
An insider said conflict arose between the studio and Black’s Endeavor agent, Sharon Sheinwold. Other sources attributed the parting of ways to bad blood between Phillips and Endeavor. [Variety]
Either way, the move has historical significance for being the first time Jack Black has ever turned down a Manwich. Ha ch-cha-cha-cha!
*soft shoes offstage doing circular jazz hands*
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Still waiting on someone to develop that rimjob button.
Burnsy, I think you meant rimsh . . . . oooooh . . . nevermind.
I can’t believe some one is actually going to call their film Man-witch….
Didn’t Jack Black already do this movie anyway? Substitute "witchcraft" for "music" and you’ve got the exact same thing as School of Rock.
Yawn, wake me when Jack Black goes the Robin Williams route and dursts his career by trying to be in a few terrible serious movies.
R. Kelly has shown interest in the lead role.
The studio confirmed that Black will not star in the film…
Upon hearing this, Spike Lee expressed his outrage by promoting his new film "I’m Done Screwing Around – RACE WAR!"
"Hey little girl, you want to see my wand?".
Fuck R. Kelly, I want the lead role.
::faceplants on to stage, making circle jerk jizz hands::
Give that man a fifi.
GRRR….TATERMITTS!!!!!!!!
Why do witches float on water?
Because…because their made of fluffernutters?
Good!
If this movie really is going to be called Man-Witch then doesn’t the Hollywood law of stupidity mandate that Adam Sandler have a cameo in this singing ‘Sloppy Joe’ ?
Man-witch sounds like Just One of the Guys meets Charmed.
"Where do you get off having witch tits?"
According to IMDB, he’s directing "Old School Dos".
::shoves head in desk drawer, and repeatedly slams it shut::
I have a feeling that Todd Phillips’ follow-up to Man-Witch is going to be Auschwitz.
Man Hollywood is really running out of game to movie material if they’re making a MS Dos movie.
Did one of you fuckers BTK all the ladies last night after the gang bang on the Cheadle thread, or what?
The Mighty Fek’lhr wonders just what in Kahless’ Targ Furry Suit "witch-like abilities" is supposed to mean? Unless he starts putting eyeliner on real thick, cutting his arms, and blogging shitty goth poetry it will just not be convincing.
J-No, but He did leave an SBD in the room.
Sounds like Rob Schneider could be next in line for this piece of garbage.
Sorry I’m late, JHC.
Will that red button make the Happening ads disappear?
Shit, and I even used two rubbers Al. Fuck.
Oh, you mean late getting here! Ha ha. I was just kidding about the other thing. Really. I don’t even like girls. They’re yucky.
Ha Ha! I have chewed through my restraints, Fek! You cant stop me!
Too bad when I asked where the women were in high school, it didn’t work this well…..
full jerkin’ sock :-(
I’m so pissed that I missed the videogame discussion in the last post! What the fuck are you guys talking about here, again?
DOOTER DOOTER DOOTER
Eib-you apparently got the ballgag out, too…
Yes, but Im keeping the anal eggs
Is that red button related to a pink button? Because I’ve heard of it but can’t ever find it.
Can I join the Star Wars-ish avatar party?
That red button is only slightly smaller around than Chyna’s pink button.
My penis is only slightly smaller around than Chyna’s pink button
Donkey, we no longer speak of the click.. Now the nightmares will be back. Thanks!
Apparently OSHA was involved in this, as they had exceeded maximum douchebag per acre limits.
New up.
New post
China’s pink button can launch a nuclear assault.