This weekend’s numbers confirm that the two safest bets in Hollywood are kids movies and Adam Sandler (even when he’s mailing it in).  Panda‘s reviews were largely positive, while Zohan got reactions like:

"Judd Apatow continues his quest to kill comedy with coarse, low class, low-intellect rubbish like this, which can turn your mind to porridge if you sit through it." -Tony Medley, Tolucan Times

More timid reviewers might not have used both "rubbish" and "porridge" in the same sentence, but after all, this is Tony Medley, the brash young firebrand who once wowed the literary community with The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Bridge, an instant classic.  

(see the full Box Office breakdown after the jump)

1. Kung Fu Panda, $60 million
2. No Se Puede Molestar El "Zohan", $40 million
3. Indiana Jones and the Army of Monkeys, $22.8 million
4. Sex and the City, $21.3 million (down 62% from last weekend)
5. The Strangers, $9.3 million
6. Iron Man, $7.5 million
7. Fruity British Guy and the Talking Lions, $5.5 million
8. What Happens in Vegas, $3.4 million
9. Baby Mama, $779,000
10. McShitty, $775,000

Meanwhile, Mongol, at number 17, grossed $133,000 on five screens for a per-screen average of $26,000.  That’s 52,000 lapdances when you make it rain JFK’s like I do.  Don’t look at me like that, bitch, you want paper, do a magic trick or something.   

[Source - numbers based on studio estimates]