
For the latest issue of EW, Rainn Wilson dressed up as Paulie Walnuts and Xena (and MacGuyver and Capt. Picard), because it’s funny when guys who are lumpy and weird looking do that. You can see video of the “event” over at EW. Presumably the photo shoots were to help promote Wilson’s new movie The Rocker, but really, theater kids putting on costumes and doing silly accents isn’t exactly news. Me not looking fabulous? That’s news.
[via /Film]



His new avatar could not have cum at a better time.
This pile of placenta better not become the next comedy craze.
I’d say, "like Will Farrel", but I won’t give that cunt any credit.
There’s no way in hell this dude can carry a feature. He is and always will be funnier playing off someone else.
For Christ’s sake, John Krasinski makes him funny.
Why don’t they show him dressed up as Fishboy??? QOVLPATH!
Move over Nic Cage/Quentin Tarantino, there’s a new forehead in town.
*door swings open and Rotwangchung slides across the floor dressed like Tom Cruise in Risky Bidness*
‘Sup bitches. My computer went tits up (Blue Screen of Death: ERROR CODE 0x0000001E, KMODE_BUSEY BANNER PIC_NOT_HANDLED – thanks a shit load Lance) so I spent time in the real world. I got a tan and had sex…two things I’d grown accustomed to paying for.
Anyhoo, what did I miss? Somebody fill me in. Get back Burnsey, I didn’t mean it that way.
Or did I?
By the way, will Mike Meyers’ blood wash out of my Izod? If I can’t pop my collar, how will the ladies know I’m available?
man this really is the day the funny died
Looks like we just found half of our starring cast for the new live action Beavis & Butthead movie.
Welcome back, Rotty. I thought you had fell victim to another school campus shooting. Either that, or you were the shooter.
By the way, that Xena pic reminds me of the last sci-fi convention
Imytotally non-existantfriend went to. After three days, the four chicks in attendance wound up with monumentally over-inflated egos.I never thought to dress up as characters from tv shows or movies before. i just stick to the basics, like a naughty nurse or a squaw.
Photoshoot? Seriously? I figured the horrible facial and body proportions were just due to a bad photoshop job.
I can be anyone, see? PLEASE DON’T TYPE CAST ME!!!!!!!!!
Rotty’s back! Happy day!
Carlin’s dead. Sad day.
I’m confused.
ROT!!!!!!!!
*swoon*
Yes. Making your star actor look like a pedophile is wonderful promotion for your new movie.
Nah Pauly, those little fuckers have terrible aim. They always shoot the innocent bystander so my strategy is to be the one that finally drives them over the edge. That’s why when I return their papers, I always include comments like "These comma splices indicate that you’re the reason your parents got a divorce" or "Your constant shifting between verb tenses is an obvious sign that you’re too fat to find love. Only skinny girls can write a proper thesis or give the blow-jobs required for popularity and acceptance."
fluxxy, if your intent is to appeal to the kurgan’s demographic then that is indeed one helluvan idea!
Welcome back Rotter, up ya nose with a rubbah hose.
Welcome Back Rotter!
Rainn Wilson is not funny, and he has a stupid, soft name.
Rainn Wilson is for people that don’t get comedy.
For an analogy,I’ll turn to a story I read. This kid is going off to college and tells his parents he wants a Macbook. They buy him Macs for Dummies and send him on his way.
That is the kind of person Rainn Wilson makes laugh.
Anyone else lose a pants size looking at that Xena picture?
Welcome back to the campfire, Rotty. Good timing, too, what with this tent I’ve just pitched.
Thanks everyone. Now that I’m back crawling through the inter-tubes, I’ve got a ton of porn and back posts to catch up on. I was going to use the campus computer labs, but that just seemed too much like the time I took a hooker to prom.
Fuckin’ Donk. I had something to the effect of him following Burnsy’s show, but decided against it, then you swoop in.
He who hesitates is lost, J.
Wait, that quote sucks… how about "he who hesitates gives the stripper the chance to escape she’s been waiting for and she takes it, gets away, and calls the cops who search in the guy’s basement and find the cache of body parts and half-starved Filipino boys"
Brevity is not among my strong suits.
One thing Rainn Wilson has, is that "next to be on To Catch a Predator" look down. And we all know how funny kid-fucking is.
For some reason the Xena picture reminds me of Helen Bonham Carter in Planet Of The Apes.
This post is giving Him syphillis.
Kid fucking like this, Pauly?
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(It’s a repost but you sick fuckers need to see it.)
Hey! That guy is in The Office! Everyone at my University loves that show! His movie has to be awesome! *high five*
-Annoying Frat Kid
i think rainn wilson is funny on the office but he hasnt been in any good movies
yeah just like sadpanda says :P
NBC played the Tina Fey SNL from earlier this year this past Saturday night, and the Digital Short is a somewhat funny clip about an old guy whose wife edits DVDs to include his grandkids so he knows what’s going on. They make fun of a clip of Rainn from Juno, as if he’s the worst part of the movie. Obviously the whole movie is the worst part of the movie, but I’m just glad the better majority sees through this guy.
Whenever I dress up in costumes I get molested by my Uncle…….wait…. How is that funny? *sniff* Oh GOD,,,,,, OH GOD! I can’t do this anymore.
Bex-How is being Fishboy in House of 1000 Corpses "hasnt been in any good movies"???
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GRRR…ROB ZOMBIE!!!
Yo Joe! New up!