This is the newest trailer for Hellboy 2: The Golden Army. I know it’s in Russian again, but I still think it’s better that way. After all, this is a movie about a guy with red skin and horns that he’s sawed off to look more normal. I don’t think you’re going to be sitting there going, "Gee, all this action just doesn’t make sense without expository dialogue!" It’s more fun when they take the Iron Man route. "You want exposition? F you, rocket arms. And have you met my glib robot? He’s glib and he’s a robot, what more do you need to know?"
Got a couple new TV spots (in English) after the jump.
You can watch the TV spots here and here. I would’ve embedded them but I couldn’t figure out how to keep their stupid widget from autoplaying and I don’t have all day to dick around with HTML codes.



I don’t have all day to dick around with HTML codes. (Like a professional blogger would.)
Fixed! QAPLAH!
Blow me, you want me to put up posts, or spend all day trying to figure this shit out?
*standing behind Fek, yelling*
YEAH!!
Blow me
Sure!
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DOR SHO GHA!
GRRR…HTML FOR DUMMIES!!!
it’s getting vicious in here.
Spike Lee thinks Guillermo Del Toro can Del suck his big black balls.
Thank God your job doesn’t have anything to do with the interwebs… Or reporting movie news!
ZING!!!
Sorry Vance, I’m kind of a bitch today…
Commenter mutiny! Secure the thumb then take the vessel!
(nothing about that sounded gay)
*In David Attenbourough voice*
Watch as the pack turns viciously on it’s leader and BTK him…
The Mighty Fek’lhr is sure Lance is pumping his Oozinator up to spray us all down.
8==D~~~;(
…somone ask for a beej? yaaawn…*wanders back off
Suave Orangutan thinks we’re behaving like children.
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So I just peeked at the startlingly similar headline Over There and I noticed something peculiar. The Popular Topics threads are for Angelina Jolie, Nick Hogan, Brad Pitt, Tatum Oneal, and Daisy Fuentes. B-rod seems to be missing something essential that is almost never found lacking Over There, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Anyone?
You’re not a girl, Erswi. But not yet a woman, either.
This movie looks more like a video game than Tron did.
I’m pretty psyched for this movie…it kinda smells like asparagus though.
My only complaint about this movie is that it just seems very unrealistic. Take a science class, Mr. Del Toro. Please.
Jesus, I haven’t been to a movie since before my son was born. I can barely remember what we saw… Something about a man with an iron suit…
Ironsuit man? Ironguy? Irondude? Ironchap?
Stoney-that sounds like that Woody Allen movie I will never go see!
Stoney – The Man in the Iron Lung? I heard that movie sucks . . . and blows . . . and sucks . . . and blows . . .
Ironsuit man? Ironguy? Irondude? Ironchap?
No… though I have seen Ironchaps. Not for the kids, that one.
Iron Rod Man (on Man)
Iron Eagle 6? Perhaps it starred Michael Ironside.
Michael Ironside drinks Ironman’s milkshake… (and you know there is a 5th of bourbon in it too)
It wasn’t a suit, Stoney. It was a mask. And Leonardo DiCaprio was in it.
….ummm… oh yeah!
GRRR…. GIANT RED GUY KILLING DEMONS!
Hello Bitches!!
Perhaps it was a Flock of Seagulls video?
And Iron, Iron so far awayaay…..
I remember now – it was Tootsie.
Stone I fucking love you avatar.
Thanks. The full size photo is pretty fucking impressive.
So I took this quiz that’s supposed to tell me what 80′s movie defines my life. So I take the test, and I’m defined by Say Anything.
I don’t know what to do.
Go find the girl that you’re really in love with and hold a boombox over your head playing Peter Gabriel’s In Your Eyes. It’s what I’ve always done.
Go rent Say Anything and see if it defines you?
I try to live by the ideals set forth in Ghostbusters.
Well, not so much the movie, but the theme song.
Well, not so much then entire theme song as just one line in the theme song.
Bustin’ makes me feel good!
But play Shock the Monkey!
I think Goonies is the 80′s film that defines me. I like to go on adventures and bully fat kids.
If I was to choose a movie that sums me up best, I guess I would go with ‘V.I. Warshowski’. But only to fuck with anybody who might try to read into it.
I’d have to go with Tokyo Drift. KAPOW!!
I guess I should see it to see if that’s really true. Nawww
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I’m gonna have to go with Ironchaps.