Lionsgate just released two new character posters for The Spirit, and in a shocking move, they both utilize the black-white-red color palette. Sarah Paulson and Jaime King join previous poster subjects Eva Mendes and Scarlett Johansson.
Now, “Come to me, lover” I can understand. But “Keep the mask on”? What am I, some kind of male butterface? Just because I have rippling pecs doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings. It’s like the ladies are always telling me, “Shh, don’t talk. When you talk it makes the pretty go away.”

The chick on the right got the "Iron Man facial".
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go give the toilet the "JHC bowlcial".
The poster on the left is actually for Mannequin 3: Kristy Swanson Will Work 4 Food.
You’ve got it all wrong, Vlance. She’s saying keep the mask on because she really loves Jim Carrey movies to be playing in the background while she’s making love.
Bah! Where is Kirstie Alley with "Insert Twinkie Here" written on her face?
It’s like I’m reading "I don’t like you like that" written all over girls’ faces when I approach them.
Along with "Just friends" and "You’re like a brother to me" and "I have mace!".
The Samuel L. Jackson version of this poster has the word "Motherfucker…" written on his face, but you can’t tell.
Hard to believe, but even the guys in Slipknot have groupies.
The ellipses that end each of the quotes are all borrowed from Morgan Freeman’s face.
I feel we’re all missing the bigger point . . . will we get to see what’s written on Jaime King’s tits?
That is all.
Seems like the Lionsgate stamp is on every other thing i’ve seen recently. There has to be an Aslan themed gag here somewhere.
I get the feeling that isn’t the first time "come" was on Jaime King’s face.
I warned her about my liquid diamonds…
My ex wife started this trend. Her face note read "If you can read this, you must be my husband."
Lince is posting COTW with astonishing speed!
He’s distraught over Carlin’s demise, Fek. I say we give him twelve more minutes.
New up, btk