Friday Free for All is a regular feature on FilmDrunk in which I post a video that I deem worthy of watching, regardless of whether it’s film related. Though in this case, it actually is film related. I’m the winner! Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com.
The fine folks at Cracked Black20 have done a great job creating Batman vs. Batman vs. Batman vs. Batman. At this stage in the game, I think Christian Bale is clearly the best Batman. Keaton was good, but a strange choice, physically. I love Clooney and his chin, but he’s totally wrong for Batman. Val Kilmer could’ve been great if they gave him a decent script, but these days, he mostly walks around the house wearing a utility belt filled with powdered donuts and ranch dressing. It’s sad, donuts look much better on a bandolero.
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What about the battle of the Hulks.
Clooney’s nipple Batman was the bomb diggity, fools.
What about the battle of the Hulks.
Whoa there, C-Dog. The gay jokes are back there
*points to Greek War movies post*
LOOK AT MY BONER LOOK AT IT!!!
okay, it’s just a curvy banana. shut up.
That.
Was.
Fucking.
Awesome.
Ummm, cause…remember Lord Humungous made us all look at his weenie…and um…hey…where did you guys all go?
Sorry keyHo, I just got to my desk.
<breathes on keybord, keys start to melt>
Whoa, thats some fucking hangover breath right there fagolies!!
The Batman franchise started shitting itself when Chris O’Donnell was brought on. Chris O’Donnell was in Scent of A Woman with Pacino, and Pacino was in The Godfather with Marlon Brando. Brando is, at present, dead. Therefore Joel Schumaker is a fucktard.
Michelle – I think I’m falling in love with you.
So eele07 should I bother going back to read the days posts?
<looks at clock>
Why not, got plenty of time. WhadamI gondoo? Work?
he hehe hehehehahahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GOOD MORNING, DICK TICKLERS!!!
This season on The Real World: Gotham.
"Dammit, who took my cowl?"
"It’s George’s turn to clean the cave and just look at all those dirty bat-dishes."
"*sob* I’d call my parents to tell them I want to come home, but they’re dead. Which explains a lot."
"Val’s naked in the hot tub again. The filter’s gonna get all clogged with Cheetos."
"Bale, the term "Dark Knight" is not racist."
I’m listening to Oingo Boingo right now.
In case anyone was wondering.
that was cuking awsome
Goerge: "some times letting someone else help is the only way to win, you remember that?
Val: "no"
I Love Little Girls is an awesome song.
Yes Vince. yes it it most certainly is.
WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE TODAY?
WHO DO YOU WANT TO BEEEEE?
WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE TODAY?
DO YOU WANNA BE JUST LIKE
SOMEONE ON TV?
YEAH DO YA? DO YA DO YA DO YA?
<jumps up stats thrashing office>
ah shit just had a power hit. UPS’s goin nuts
Damn these fat fingers!
I have a rare disorder. my fingers are made of spungie tissue, so when I finger bang my mom the become fat and erect like a penis
I Love Little Girls is an awesome song.
I’ve always wanted to slap a girl… RIGHT OUTTA MY HAND!
The only way Bale’s Batman could be any cooler is if he was sporting a red codpiece.
Word Up.
What? No Tom Jane vs. Dolph Lundgren???? DOR SHO GHA!
fek who do you think should play Thor & cap’n america?
Eddie Murphy AND Eddie Murphy AND Eddie Murphy AND Eddie Murphy as all four Batmans.
Thor-HHH (Paul Levesque)
Captain America-Randy Couture
I can’t see the vid, but I imagine they’re all wearing different color costumes, similar to Super Street Fighter II.
Val Kilmer could’ve been great if they gave him a decent
scriptDIET!!!Holy fixed, Batman!
Dor sho gha, indeed.
And I’ll add a BONG.
BTK, He has no idea why they are bothering with a Thor movie, it was like one of the all time shittiest comics in print.
Now, the Klingon Thunder God, Ghor was bad as forshak! He had a magical buttplug named "Prostate Tickler" that always found it’s way back in if it slid out.
…
GUY’CHA!
I can’t see the vid, but I imagine they’re all wearing different color costumes, similar to Super Street Fighter II.
Dor sho gha, indeed.
And I’ll add a BONG.
Qovlpath! Leave this forshak to the pros, ok?
I can’t see the vid, but I imagine they’re all wearing different color costumes, similar to Super Street Fighter II.
Here’s an interesting question (which means I’m probably repeating what other people have already asked):
Who would be your choice to play The Joker in the 3rd Bale/Batman movie?
(Bale, Caine, & Oldman are under contract for 3, from what I’ve read)
That…was…awesome.
My buddy that work for the ambulance service in LA and sends me the wierd fucking case of the week (guy castrating himself with pliers and hacksaw, finger bitten off in bar fight, ect.) didn’t have an interresting case, but did have the name of the week;
Hu Porntip
Life is good.
My excuse? My comments were in different colors. In my mind, maaaannn.
I would pay one million pesos to see this movie.
Uwe, Kieth Ledger.
Or, Kavin Bacon.
burnsy so you wanna pay around 5 dollars to see this movie?
True story:
I once had an epic battle between my penis and a shot of vodka. There were no winners that day my friend…
…..And I hate my cell phone.
You neglected to mention the sleeper sofa.
On a ‘popular free online networking site’, my activites include:
Being way too into GTA 4 to function, and having a boner for Batman since 1992.
So I’m done here, time to go kill Albanians :-)
This is exactly like my orgies. Batsuit and all.
new up
Kilmer > Bale > Keaton > Clooney
Mystery of the Universe solved. End yourselves, bitches!
"The fine folks at Cracked have done a great job creating Batman vs. Batman vs. Batman vs. Batman."
Really? Did you not see the big thing on the embedded video that says "BLACK20.com"?
Cracked had nothing to do with the making of this video.
Black20 = super underrated site
AlexR, it’s because it’s Black.
Most likely.