WATCH THE TRAILER FOR THE WACKNESS AFTER THE JUMP
The Wackness stars newcomer Josh Peck, Olivia Thirlby (the hot chick from Juno… oh crap, the FBI! *jumps out window*), Special K, and GODDAMMIT WHO PUT AN OLSEN TWIN IN THIS MOVIE?
The theatrical run starts July 3rd in limited release – it premiered at Sundance in January to pretty good buzz, and all the hipsters are saying it’s the must-see movie of the year. That means I’ll probably like it but pretend I don’t.
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Yeah! That’s right! The Whackness b/c that’s what I’ll be doing while Mary Ka . . . Ashl . . . which Olsen is in this? Fuck that! The hot chick from Juno, you say?
The Mighty Fek’lhr smells a hamburger phone…
The Mighty Fek’lhr was sure it was Jimmy Olsen.
Are you Jimmy Ray?
Now that I’m married, I enjoy the benefits of Special K for breakfast. It really is much better for me than a sausage and egg mcmuffin. Right guys? Right?
sob
Nope Ray-J. Don’t you smell the pee?
Congrat-U-fuckin-lations Bikini Steve!
Dumbass.
Nobody listens to the warnings of the married guys before they run off and
end their livestie the knot.What fools we are.
Wow, it makes me feel really old when they start doing period pieces about my High School years. If anyone needs me, I’m going to go bang an 18 year-old just to feel young again.
I can’t wait for all of the little shits to come up to me and say "you were HOW old when that happened?"
I was 12 fucking years old!
Whatever, gramps.
GET OFF MY LAWN!
Hey, where’s Jacktion? Does he hang out here anymore, or are there better places to pick up high school girls now?
I’m going to go bang an 18 year-old just to feel young again.
Funny, The Mighty Fek’lhr was going to go shoot an 18 year old to feel awesome again!
BS-Jack! has limited access to interwebs. He moved to Ohio to pursue his musical vocation dream.
Danke, erswi. VH, I feel like I’ve joined a very large, very sad club. Proud to be one of the suckers.
Danke? My name is DONKEY, asshole.
/German jokes.
there’s a great article in New York magazine about how married men and women are wired to cheat if that helps.
BTK, yer all a bunch o peegs.
Didn’t Uma Thurman and Meryl Streep make this movie like a year ago?
Good for him. Someday Ohio will emerge from the dark ages. For now, they’re stuck worshipping black obelisks and hitting each other with bones.
Sounds like one of Fek’s weekends.
Sounds like one of Fek’s weekends.
More than you may realize.
I can’t wait to go into my neighborhood Starbucks and discuss The Wackness with all of my trendy friends, then judge other people for not having the same underground bands on their iPods as I do.
Man, how much
morewould I suck if I were like that?Hey Burnsy, thanks for keeping all the Puerto Ricans here while I was gone. I’d hate to come back to Orlando and actually be able to do 70 on the Interstate.
This looks all too familiar. it might be ok but so might getting my ass waxed. Quite frankly i’m happy with the hairy ass, which coincidently is on the t-shirt i wear whenever i’m out on a date with your mom. What were we talking about again? Of today’s movie posts, Wanted is about the only one i’ll probably make an effort to watch.
The Mighty Fek’lhr has this strange urge to take all the FD Gentlemen to Candyland, get wasted on Bud Light and Jack Daniels, bang some fatties, start a fight, go to jail, and become someone’s girlfriend.
Who’s in?
True story: Two nights ago I was talking to my mom on the phone and complained that my AC was shot. She says to me, "Well, at least you aren’t in jail for domestic violence!"
And I said, "Yeah, Elizabeth just falls down the stairs a lot!"I’m with ya, Fek. I’ll even let you become my girlfriend in the klink. That way it won’t be awkward.
Hey Fek, I’m in. A raging testosterone fest is just what I need after 3 straight weeks of coming home to HGTV.
Marriage isn’t too bad… anyway it could always get worse, you could have a kid, right Stoney?
To drag this back on topic, to anyone who has kids and the Disney Channel, Josh Peck isn’t a "newcomer". I’d desribe him more as an "irritating Bud Costello wanna be plague on humanity".
I would not have envisioned Fek as a catcher.
I’m with you Stinky. Just don’t let my kids hear me say that. But, Drake Bell? Come on! That kid is so hot right now!
Ugh, he was on Drake & Josh too. He’s heinous.
And I call bullshit on the hot chick and ugly guy bullshit. If he was smart, maybe, funny sure, but he’s a zombie douche bag. Kinda harsh since he’s a kid but it turns out I’m not very nice today.
Or fresh feeling. Heat wave sucks :(
The Mighty Fek’lhr has this strange urge to take all the FD Gentlemen to Candyland, get wasted on Bud Light and Jack Daniels, bang some fatties, start a fight, go to jail, and become someone’s girlfriend.
Who’s in?
Dude, that happens to me every Saturday.
I’m still waiting for Devon Werkheiser to get his big break.
Hello Homos!!! What did I miss?
Hi Eib. You look nice today.
This chick is hot???
Later, Drunkards! See ya on the flip-flop!
Should I be concerned that all the ladies here know what I’m talking about, while all the guys are drawing straws for designated driver and designated bail bondsman?
Not at all Peet, somebody has to keep the ladies busy while we get the NPA started.
So Michelle, are you "Crazy from the heat"?
Diamond Dave baby
Hello Chino!
I’ll watch this because i love movies where nothing happens. Dan in Real Life was amazing!
I would just as soon watch New Yankee Workshop than anything with an Olsen twin in it. Except for a snuff film, then I would only watch with one eye because scary movies are, well, scary.
Peet, I’m my own designated driver.
Fuck! The Mighty Fek’lhr is short on money, we will have to settle for huffing jenkem and killing privileged children with His dad’s circular saw!
If my wife ever asks, I will flat out deny it and even say Lance hijacked my account, but if you can fucking sit up, you can drive. Period.
I’m waiting for the "period piece" about the big power outage in 2003: The Blackness
Guys, check it out. Fat Camp Counsellor Gary Busey.
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Every time I hear "Special K" it reminds me of some meth-head that was on Jerry Springer back in tha day.
I’m waiting for the period piece about Detroit winning the Stanley Cup called The Red Wings.
Or the movie about the Liberty Bell called The Crackness.
You can get that on CNNSI.com Fek. I’ve all ready ordered mine.
El Topo…yes
B.K…that was 5 years ago?!? Holy crap. The parks were lousy with people hooking up.
Me too Fek, me too…
im waiting for a Spike Lee biopic called "his Blackness"
The inevitable biopic Killing Me Softly: Roberta Flackness
The beautiful sotry of an aspiring musician in Ohio: His Jack!ness
I’m recasting this entire movie with duck marionettes: The Quackness
Or Rick James in The Freakness
sotry and story are both real words. True.
Shia LeBouef in: The Smackness
Oh no, Busey is going to be on the new Celebrity Rehab. As the not drugged up one!
when? I love that show.
Pringles preys on the obese with a new marketing campaign: Double Stackness
I think I might be done now.
Wait. A tense thriller about not taking out the papers and the trash: Yakety-yakness
kim kardashian in The Backness
Yet another movie about 9/11: The Hijackness
I dont know when the new season starts, but it is fun to watch that trainwreck.
The story of Fek’s dealer- The Slackness
The story of Amy Winehouse’s arms- The Trackness
I don’t want to play anymore.
Word.
A tribute to Eibs: Her Rackness
The tale of an overnight mountain climb: The Bivouac-ness
A lot of things rhyme with "-ack", as it turns out. Playing the part of Jacktion! today will be BK.
Beer and broads-My Weakness
Slang Terms for anti-aircraft artillery: Ack-ack-ness.
If the good ones are taken, play in the mud.
A duck that sells disability insurance; Aflac-ness.
Walmart exposé: The Rollbackness
A president for change: His Barackness
Nice, BK. I just ROFLKOTAL’d.
A film about Jack!’s abillity to pun- The Knackness
Breaking news: Christopher Nolan has fired Aaron Bigchin from the third Batman movie. He has instead decided to hire Milton Berle to reprise the role he originated in the newly titled Batman 3: Louie the Lilac-ness
Shitty metal song=The sickness
A documentary that studies why black people like big butts: Baby Got Back-ness
you take that back, El Topo. TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!
A movie based on an opera based on a short story that had a movie based on it: Brokeback-ness.
Correction: Milton Berle appears to be dead. Nolan will beg Aaron Eckhart to rejoin the cast: The Comebackness
shit, donkey, i thought it was ‘BrokeBLACK-ness’. musta read that wrong…
@Chino…..NO!!! ;-P
What the fuck right does Milton Berle have to be dead when I’m trying to make jokes?
Carlos Mencia stars in The Wetbackness
Breaking news the reanimated corpse of Milton Berle just murdered Carlos Mencia for being The Hackness
the documentary of filmdrunkards pretending to work while posting: the SLACK-ness
a movie in which gary coleman plays a diner waitress in drag, the ShortBlack-Stackness
It’s technically my lunch break. The Snackness.
Bne and Bex I allready used both the "Back" and "Slack". Since both of mine sucked you are forgiven.
everybody leave? guess so.
‘take me out to the baaal gaame!
take me out to the paaaaaark!!’
this thing on?
yeah, i was too lazy to rake through all of this post…ralphie.
I’m still here. I have another biopic – Jackson Pollock’s The Abstractness
im still here but all out of funny
A movie about my favorite cereal: The Applejackness
donkey, if you’re still here: re: BTK sandwich order- humor is lost on the repulsive and retarded…
Snorgtees girls give me….Thickness
humor is lost on the repulsive and retarded
Aww. You mean, the wisecrack-less?
YES! see!? THAT’S what i’m talkin’ about! NObody pulls it
offout in the clutch like a filmdrunkard. very nice, beek.Bne- I don’t blame you. I think puns are one step below a pie in the face on the funny scale.
I gotta go guys, I’m re-varnishing some furniture tonight: the shellac-ness
Also BNE needs to get the thwackness. In the testicular region.
A Mexploitation film about my sexual conquests: The Mackness
Not being able to make a movie in my Nana’s house withour breaking something: The Nick-Nackness
By BNE I mean SMB. Too many fucking initials. Uhm. Take-it-backness? Okay, I’m really leaving now.
Retractness. That’s what it is.
gentlemen upon BKs departure it is time to commence once again the No Poon Afternoon, Pauly pass the piss boots
My plumber is a fat jerk – the Crackness
michelle, whatcha cookin’ on?
It smells like someone was sipping on a shit shake. Maybe they need to see The TicTacness.
It sounded funny in my head, but I’m drunk already.
I have minty fresh breath. TicTacness
Bne, I’m glad she didn’t get it. I didn’t want her to think I was hitting on her…
The B52′s Loveshackness
that’s das boot for you, son. that shit will FUCK you up!
Fuckin’ Pauly
or do you mean about to be hitting on her? after the binding phase, of course…
Street market trask: BricABracness
*Pauly kicks off his boot and catches it in the air, pulls out cock and fills boot*
Alright! Who ordered extra froth with Bud Light?
trash…shit
i still think that calling eib Her Rack-ness is the best one of all. fortunately she’s too busy bitch-slapping me on facebook to rap me in the mouth about that opinion…ooooh, fitty just queued up on the play list, speaking of the Next Trackness.
I just made a new dress: ricracness
I’m up, Pauly. Pass that boot my way.
ok i take it back, BricABrackness is now the funniest. think i may have ruined my monitor, chino…tanks a bunch.
I hate when people don’t brush often enough. The Plaque=ness.
Aww,that was such a nice thing to say Chino and bne. And now, I must return to the bitch slapping. You love it
i still think that calling eib Her Rack-ness is the best one of all
*bows*
Thanks Pal. Now make a run to Mickey D’s for me. I’m having a BigMacAttackness!
Me and Chino had a "moment"?
*shudders*
‘i’ve been patiently waiting for das boot to explode on
you can get stunt if you wanna but yo ass will get rolled on…’
eib is that the guy from double dragon?
The tail of the "Pink Sock": The Prolapse-ness
::give son a hug:: it’ll be ok. it’ll be ok.
now gimme that BOOT and go getcha SHINE BOX!
Pauly, is that a good shudder? Like a piss shiver?
remember, eib, you may have started the smack talk, but the b-dogg started the ass slappin’.
read ‘b-dogg’: bne_pro’s other nickname…
in fact, i may need to switch up since…wait for it…wait for it!
there’s no longer any ‘e’ in the ‘bne’ equation…sad but true.
although i guess i’m single again…
Paul Bunyan rocks out with his cock out: The Axe-ness.
Donkey, that’s true ‘chili-pepper’ style, yo. let the sock hang and windmill that sucker!
It sounds like Bill the Cat around here.
*Pauly walks up to a waitress and pulls out a butterfly knife and puts it to her throat*
[whispers] Listen, I’ve been coming here a long, long time and your service is for shit. Now, I got a table full of thirst Filmdrunkards that need a piss boot like you need a cunt punch. Now, you walk your tuna taco back there and fill up 2 dozen boots. QUICK! Before they get cold and I get upset.
No socks on the Ballsackness!
This bulletproof vest I’m sportin’ is The Flak-ness!
chino. damn, baby you are on a roll…damn.
We FilmDrunkards are like a bunch of wolves: The Pack-ness.
Chino, a shudder is a good, but an anal clinch…….
when erin leaves the house she’s going to need to be Her Pack-ness.
An ode to the Beat Generation: The Jack Kerouacness
i hope she takes her toothbrush, too. otherwise she might be sportin’ The Plaque-ness.
When erin leaves the house, you can celebrate with a SixPackness
maybe she wanted the divorce ’cause she doesn’t really appreciate how much i listen to the Gangsta Rap-ness?
Send erin to Iraqness
I can dunk, but I suck at free throws: His Shaq-ness.
<<<spock monkey
Eib, can we call it Spack Monkey? You know, so we can say MonkeySpackness??
i once had a cop try to sell me weed…typical case of Entrap-ness.
fuck the po-po.
of course whe i realized the gig was up with officer dickhead i definitely had some Panic Attack-ness.
Okay, I’ve patiently waited here for four pages for Fek to show up with the forshak-ness.
but i really shouldn’t be all mean because i’m getting a divorce, maybe i should send erin some flowers…maybe smooth things over with The Lilac-ness?
Hey, our next president my be the Barackness
may. my is the future may where a’s are obsolete
Eib, we could technically (maybe) call that avatar a Spock-Maquac-ness.
make that ‘Macaque-Ness’
Is he anything like a spank monkey? what? no reason…just curious.
he’s truly His Gimcrack-ness, if you ask me…
Oh fine, I will change it again. Any suggestions?
I like the lady with the hangy down boobies
ok, i’m officially getting into off-track-ness. sorry
I sure miss the old MTV and all its Ricky Rackness
Childrens song: MissMaryMackness
Chino is so flirting with me. Jeez
actually, i’m-a get up on outta here. gots to hit the AA @ 1900 hrs. just shut down my computer, turn off my tunes, and put my shit in my knapsack-ness. laters drunkards!
What can I say? I like the way you’re put together.
i;ve got nothing funny to sy i guess you can call it a comedy lack-ness
At least you’re not repeating jokes other people made on the past three pages, Bex.
By the way, I’m really looking to that new Battlestar Galactica movie, The Frakness.
Who started this pun war anway? How’d I get here? Where’d my pants go?
I invite everyone to participate in my new movie, The Tactless.
That dress makes you look fat.
Ok, does it make me a total nerd, BK, that I would watch that movie?
It sounds like it could be a Jim Carrey movie. The hit sequel to Liar Liar: Really Not Lying This Time, You Look Like A Cow In Those Pants.
Oh, you meant The Frakness.
That’s the story about the one civilian ship we don’t see in the series, the one with all the black people who aren’t magical.
Shit, I wouldnt watch that. You just take it away: The retractess
Al fucking owned my ass in scrabulous.
A ship about two ironclad Civil War gunships going head to head: The Monitor and Merrimack-ness.
Who you calling a homophone? Your mom’s a homophone.
And my NPA’s have been reduced to rubble.
On the bright side, I saw a ladybug earlier. One that didn’t hang himself.
No, Eib, you WILL watch. Because the point of The Frakness is to have a Pyramid Tournament, in which the winner saves the rec center on the Astral Queen.
That damn Facebook drinks application doesn’t have a piss boot. What kind of cheap-ass cut-rate website are they running there?
That’s just the rarity of the boot my good friend.
Al is the scrabulous goddess i dont know how she fucking makes 40 points off of every word
She gets extra points for adding all those extra U’s in her words.
Although, the last time I picked on her for that, she cleared her rack on me and scored 86.
She smeared her rack on you? I guess you were the winner then, eh?
WTF Al never responds to any of my Scrabulous requests. That is the forshakness. That’s right, I am now claiming forshakness as my new "thing" because Fek is not here to object.
Hey! I just said "eh" like a silly Canadian!
Not to take naything away from Al, but it was my very first time playing srabble EVER in my life. I don’t think I did too bad niether.
Chino, I don’t often say this, but I think you’ve been listening to too much Pantera.
Play me, Beek. I am terrible. You’ll win fo sho.
Donk, there is NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH PANTERA!!!!
Sorry. I feel strongly about these things.
damn chino kicked my ass i guess i must really suck at scrabulous then.
or scrabulous is fucking racist
You’re right, I don’t know what I was thinking. All I know is that the though of Al clearing her rack on me sounds a lot better than what actually happened.
I didn’t kick you ass, Bex! I think it is still your turn!
damn i cant play at work ill do it once i gets home
B.K. the game is acting weird. I tried challenging Al and it gave me an error and started seven games.
Also, You and Chino are up.
get ready for major suckage. And i don’t mean that in a good way
Also, Donk, I don’t appreciate what you did in Word Challenge. I worked my butt off to get the 3rd place ranking and you come waltzing in and go straight to first place. Boo on you, sir.
I’m challenging ALL Y’ALL!
Sorry Chino… Well, actually, I’m not sorry. But you know what I mean.
I’d also like to give a big fuck you to Donkey. That was two weeks of not paying attention of work to get to first place. There is no fucking way I’m going to beat 30,000 points. Fuck.
What the hell? I get stuck in meetings all GD afternoon and now I have to read five stinkin’ pages to make sure I don’t repeat anyone’s "ackness" and I can’t tell if I’m being bad-mouthed or congratulated for my Scrabulous prowess.
Also, for the gentlemen (and I use the term extremely loosely) in the room, this was one piss-poor attempt at a NPA.
I think we sufficiently beat the "ack" puns to death.
It helps only having about 30 friends in the bonus round. I had a good run, I don’t expect I’ll be able to repeat that performance.
Al, you’re being congratulated for your Scrabulous prowess, and your rack.
I’ll throw everyone back on topic: Method Man speaks in a Jamaican accent instead of exploiting his ’94 Wu-Tang roots in this movie. Discuss.
yeah, Donkey. Jeez.
Aimless Leon best be working on his credentials before trying to force everyone back on trackness.
ps My rackness doesn’t compare to that of Eib’s but I’ll take the compliment. And any money you care to send my way.
Al- is it wrong to wish for both?
BTK Al, remember yesterday’s porn convention thread… have I been "good" enough?
n00b credentials AND back on trackness
Method Man’s best performance to date was in The Wire, when he was killed for being fucking obnoxious. (SPOILER! :D)
who is Aimless Leon? I miss so much while working.
I’m like the new transfer student. Haze me as you wish.
*offers Leon a cowboy boot full of piss, waits to gauge his reaction*
I was all about Tical back in ’94
"Is it real son, is it really real son. Let me know it’s real son, if it’s really real"
Well Donk, you did win our inaugural Scrabulous game which puts you miles ahead of all others who came before you, however you’ll have to wait til I get another day on the boat for some FB bikini shots. I can’t play favourites, you know.
mmmm, smells like Heineken. (has yet to learn the ways of the Piss Boot)
where have you tranferred from? and, can you pillow fight?
Eibz, Yes i can and my uni is a Hannah Montana tank and granny panties
M.E.T.H.O.D Man
As for the school, "The School of Hard Knockers!" *Simpsons reference*
Who says you can’t play favorites, Al?
Leon, you drink that piss boot or so help me God you’re next in the van…
Hey, new guy. Ya gonna sniff piss all day or are ya gonna chug?
Drank yo shit nigga
Oh god, not the van! NOT THE VAN! NOT THE VAN! -sorry-ass wicker man reference- *chugs piss boot* hold on, hold on, I can keep it down….
YES! I am one of you now! AHAHAHAHA!
Ah ta ta ta!
*Pauly looks into empty boot, hands it back to the FNG (fuckin’ new guy)*
Learn rule 1: You kill it. You fill it.
OK, just give me some privacy. I get stage fright real easy…
Sorry y’alls, only halfway. looks like it’s a piss-midtop now
I appreciate the peer pressure, Donk. BTK, everytime I say your screen name, I think: Honkey Dodey.
Waitress! Get yer ass over here and fill this piss boot the rest of the way up, stick a pregnancy test in there too so I can stir it to mix up the different pisses too!
G’head, say "Honkey Dodey" out loud and try not to laugh
Thanks to all your kudos, I am now sucking at every single game I’m playing. Fuckers.
Where the hell did all the chicks go?
There over there making-out Al
It keeps coming out as "Hunky Doodie" when I say it.
I read at as "Hunky Dory". Mostly because I think you’re hunky. And dory.
True story: I can’t play scrabulous because I can’t enable the right TCP port on my wireless network. I haven’t been this bummed since they ungreenlit the Saved by the Bell movie: The Zack Attackness.
Hey don’t groan, it was either that or a reference to The Brak Show.
*Pauly puts two boots next to each other, pulls out cock and shows the new guy his "split stream" technique*
See that, 1 for me and 1 for me.
Good god, I’m in the bar in Total Recall!!!
*El Topo dips used tampon in his piss boot*
I like the red Chelada
I always thought they should have been playing a song by Meco in the bar in Total Recall. Not the same song as in the cantina in Star Wars, but another song by Meco. Did Meco have more than one song?
I really think we need to dispose of this "piss boot" and replace it with something more befitting of our classy male bretheren here.
Perhaps a moonshine spittoon.
*LOL* GorillaMask has a link to the Nic Cage page
Okay, I just looked it up. Meco only recorded the one song before their lives were tragically cut short in a car accident with Zinglebert Bambledack. No, wait, it was Yingeebert Dangleban. Zanglebert Dingleback?
Forget it. I would’ve just drank the moonshine….never had moonshine…I’m from the north
Holy shit, I am not cut out to be playing four games of Scrabulous at a time.
so Al thinks I’m a hunky fish. Good enough for me.
Where’s Crap? Fucker took the tumbleweed.
Leon, you’re not in Alaska, are you? Because "north" is really a matter of perspective. Unless you’re at the North Pole. Then you’re just fucking cold.
Robo, that’s not true. There was no car accident.
*Shakes head "yes" *
No, they’re fine
*shakes head emphatically "no" *
Here is the Season Finale quote of FilmDrunk: no, i am in Minnesota, long time comment reader, 1st time commenter. Al, are u familiar w/MN? Dun Dun DUNNNNN!
Robo, you are so my bff. I almost said something about the Zackness, and I love Brak.
Srsly though, i don’t know any of you. But I am willing to learn…mastaaas
Leon, I am only familiar with the Wild part of MN.
Good to have new
meatpeople aboard, Leon. Hope you’re not easily offended.Al – I am WILD enough to make the playoffs, Donk, I AM easily offended, it fuels my Sarcasm and Wittiness
"Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think"? My first comment was to get everybody on topic? Aw, fuck it.
FB sidenote – I have no idea what’s going on with the Knighthood application, but possibly the coolest guy on the planet started me on it and I think it’s a cross between D&D and Attack.
Leon, apparently you are also WILD enough to get bounced out of the first round by a team that went on to get swept.
<———shameless Red Wings fan.
Donk, you’re talking like Colorado could actually beat Detroit. Fuck, I knew Detroit was the best since December
WOOO BITCHES! I AM ONE HOUR AWAY FROM LEAVING THIS BIRD RAPIST EXHIBITION! I AM GOING TO DRINK AND THEN DRINK SOME MORE. WOOO! FRIDAY! CAPS LOCK!
Got you beat, been drunk since 7pm Central!!1
Whoa whoa. Everyone knows I get my drank on by 12 pm mountian.
West Side!
The beer is just C-walking down my throat. It’s like I got a Gangsta party in my tummy.
Wooo! Northwest Division Side! Ugh. *worst. n00b account. ever.*
Bad news, B.K. Turns out it wasn’t a fluke on Word Challenge.
Leon, I gotta thank the Wild for beating up on the Avs; they had no talent left uninjured when they started the second round.
The best part is, the Avs saved us the humiliation of being buttfucked on VS. by the Red Wings
My favorite part about FilmDrunk, having at least 5 whole minutes to come up with something funny to reply to a previous comment! This happens all the time, right?
Late in the day it does. Early on, you have to be quick to get the funny out before somebody jumps on your dick and drinks your milkshake.
And I’m out, Holmes.
*Pauly jumps into lowrider, hits hydraulics switches, turns up radio playing ABC’s “Shoot that poison arrow through my heart” and speeds off.
Damn, the Celtics ain’t got no white-boys on they team?
Can I choo choo choose between the dick and the milkshake? Point of order, I can only read comments on my Palm during the day and post comments at nights. Uhhh, cuz I said so, that’s why
The only time I use a palm, is during a Self-sex session.
Michelle, quit using a magic marker.
In other news – Ladies, finally something to compare with that Totall Recall chick with three tits:
[www.thesun.co.uk]
I am intrigued by thees Meechelle and Eibmoez, I huur theez ur weemin, yes no?
Beek, that is like no penis I have ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot of peni. Right? RIGHT??
Aimless, you still hittin’ Das Boot?
Right. I mean…..Logout!! LOGOUT!!!!
I hope that kid grows up gay. No need for the reach-around.
LOGOUT??? Aslan is on the move??? HA!
BONG!!!
http://www.pruane2forever.com ... sexman has his own website? god i’ve been out of the loop for so long
oh i also have forgotten my password so i can’t even filmdrunk at work… but I CAN and WILL be drunk at work
durst.
Funny thing, a hangover consists of not a LOGout, but rather a lil’snake. True story. BTK, watching the NBA finals, Eddie Murphy and Stephen Spielberg are sitting together. Make of that what you will
Gahhhhhh couldn’t type on stupid phone.
Welcome Minnesotan. Now go get me a muskie.
Holy crap, that’s what I was trying to type before (murphy/spielberg) Who is Stallone next to? Someone innapropriate.
DUDE! DUDE!
I can purchase a fitty-two inch Pioneer Elite flat screen, fresh out the box for $700.
Me thinks that’s a gonga, no?
did it get hurt when it fell off the truck?
Fity2….Hellz Yuh!!!
Shelley, why you rootin’ for the Celtics? West Coast hater?
Michelle, it never saw the truck.
*wink, wink, air hump, air hump*
I’m glad they’re recycling these Jackie Moon commercials. Did anyone actually see that?
*Aimless puts his hand in Lake Phalen, waiting for a muskie* When something swims up to my hand, it’s all yours, 07!!
Heck yeah. Go Kevin McHale. I lurve you. Wait, what’s that? Oh shit.
I’m still mixed on Hancock
Michelle, suck one. I saw that on my new fitty-deuce screen.
I can almost the players it’s so clear.
Vujacic needs some cute little pink bow barettes for his dumb ass hair.
*Michelle calmly stares at Leon waiting for her delicious Muskie. She does this in giant type somehow.
well, it was big when I typed it…
Kevin McHale? For reals? So that is the type of guy you like, huh. Bet you love you some Larry Byrd.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Michelle, it is now illegal in the state of Minnesota to say: "Go Kevin McHale", unless you are in front of him and/or you live in North Oaks, watching "Cheers" reruns
that was in reference to the Lakers penetration. it’s hurty
that one girl that invited Kobe to her hotel room knows all about the Lakers penetration ouchy.
Who’s tha blonde next to Jack?
Leon, have you been to Mayslacks for delicious garlic sandwiches made by old wrestler men?
Hoookay, if this is going to get all sportsy, I suggest a continuation on the "More Paul Pierce" post on Without Laughter. Ya’ll know my name. (hint: it involves the name: Leon) if not…fine I don’t curr.
He’s dead to me
Huh? Sorry, Michelle I heard sandwiches and now I wanna walk to Subway next door (Litterally!) and grab some grub but I resist due to NO TOMATOES!!!!1!
salmonella is slimming
Alot of the Celtic players look like Sleestaks.
*Exhales bong hit*
Fuck salmonella, like George Carlin says: "take a fucking chance" I WANT TOMATOS! -tomatoes?-
Sam Cassell was in Enemy Mine
These finals are really like a shit throwing contest for me.
/Suns fan
Hey, I just heard Canada isn’t going to use H.N.I.C. as their hockey song anymore. I didn’t even know you guys were into the rap stylings of Prodigy and his Head N* in Charge ways.
The last decent Minnesota sports story = Yay, Kevin Garnett, Latrell Sprewell, Sam Cassell equals CHAMPIONSHIP! – aw fuck we lost to the Lakers…."I need to feed my children"…IT’s OVER!
Sleestaks you meannnn BILL LAMBEEEER?!?
poooooooooooop. i’m going to bed. where’s the boot?
Robo just scored 5 points with me for knowing Prodigy.
*ass slaps*
And Brak! Robo, I love you.
It’s all good Robo, station CTV bought the rights and will be using it on their TSN broadcasts and the 2010 olympic hockey game broadcasts.
ps – I totally hate that dated orchestration and am happy CBC will be getting a new one.
I’m a firestarter, twisted firestarter
:Official n00b Logout: Later, foos. Remember "it only gets better, second time around"
I posted at 00:00. I ROCK.
Later, imLess
Chino, please, I’m a reformed pyro.
the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
yadda yadda yadda
"I got the poison, I got the remedy!"
Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up
Durst my pitch up, Durst my bitch up
She who manages a comment at 00:00 does not Durst, Chino my friend. You rock the casbah.
This trailer really got me to thinking: we should legalize stoning, you know, publicly beating the shit out of people with rocks in the middle of the street as a form of punishment. People like the ones who made this movie.
What the hell went on here? 7 pages of comments….I don’t think I’ve ever seen any thing quite like it. That’s why I had to post, if this is indeed an historic post that got more comments than any other then I want to be in on it.
and i’ll add to the post for no other reason then I am a rtetard who has to follow everyone else
oooo look pretty lights
*wanders off in search of pretty lights*
More like, "The Forshakness"! Is He right, or what? MEEP MEEP MEEP!
I was 100% on board until the MK/A O action started. Seriously – are we all over our Full House sex fantasy already? faccccck
Also…look at you Vince! like 350 posts! you’re the popular kid in school today!