06.10.08 FINAL TRAILER FOR ‘THE WACKNESS’

Yeah! That’s right! The Whackness b/c that’s what I’ll be doing while Mary Ka . . . Ashl . . . which Olsen is in this? Fuck that! The hot chick from Juno, you say?

The Mighty Fek’lhr smells a hamburger phone…

The Mighty Fek’lhr was sure it was Jimmy Olsen.

Are you Jimmy Ray?

Now that I’m married, I enjoy the benefits of Special K for breakfast.  It really is much better for me than a sausage and egg mcmuffin.  Right guys?  Right?

sob

Nope Ray-J.  Don’t you smell the pee?

Congrat-U-fuckin-lations Bikini Steve!

Dumbass. 

Nobody listens to the warnings of the married guys before they run off and end their lives tie the knot.

What fools we are.

Wow, it makes me feel really old when they start doing period pieces about my High School years. If anyone needs me, I’m going to go bang an 18 year-old just to feel young again.

I can’t wait for all of the little shits to come up to me and say "you were HOW old when that happened?"

I was 12 fucking years old!

Whatever, gramps.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

Hey, where’s Jacktion?  Does he hang out here anymore, or are there better places to pick up high school girls now?

I’m going to go bang an 18 year-old just to feel young again.

Funny, The Mighty Fek’lhr was going to go shoot an 18 year old to feel awesome again! 

BS-Jack! has limited access to interwebs. He moved to Ohio to pursue his musical vocation dream.

Danke, erswi.  VH, I feel like I’ve joined a very large, very sad club.  Proud to be one of the suckers.

Danke?  My name is DONKEY, asshole.

/German jokes.

there’s a great article in New York magazine about how married men and women are wired to cheat if that helps.

BTK, yer all a bunch o peegs.

Didn’t Uma Thurman and Meryl Streep make this movie like a year ago?

Good for him.  Someday Ohio will emerge from the dark ages.  For now, they’re stuck worshipping black obelisks and hitting each other with bones.

Sounds like one of Fek’s weekends.

Sounds like one of Fek’s weekends.

More than you may realize. 

I can’t wait to go into my neighborhood Starbucks and discuss The Wackness with all of my trendy friends, then judge other people for not having the same underground bands on their iPods as I do.

Man, how much more would I suck if I were like that?

Hey Burnsy, thanks for keeping all the Puerto Ricans here while I was gone.  I’d hate to come back to Orlando and actually be able to do 70 on the Interstate.

This looks all too familiar. it might be ok but so might getting my ass waxed. Quite frankly i’m happy with the hairy ass, which coincidently is on the t-shirt i wear whenever i’m out on a date with your mom. What were we talking about again? Of today’s movie posts, Wanted is about the only one i’ll probably make an effort to watch.

The Mighty Fek’lhr has this strange urge to take all the FD Gentlemen to Candyland, get wasted on Bud Light and Jack Daniels, bang some fatties, start a fight, go to jail, and become someone’s girlfriend.

Who’s in? 

True story: Two nights ago I was talking to my mom on the phone and complained that my AC was shot. She says to me, "Well, at least you aren’t in jail for domestic violence!"

And I said, "Yeah, Elizabeth just falls down the stairs a lot!" 

I’m with ya, Fek.  I’ll even let you become my girlfriend in the klink.  That way it won’t be awkward.

Hey Fek, I’m in.  A raging testosterone fest is just what I need after 3 straight weeks of coming home to HGTV.

Marriage isn’t too bad… anyway it could always get worse, you could have a kid, right Stoney? 

To drag this back on topic, to anyone who has kids and the Disney Channel, Josh Peck isn’t a "newcomer".  I’d desribe him more as an "irritating Bud Costello wanna be plague on humanity".

I would not have envisioned Fek as a catcher.

I’m with you Stinky. Just don’t let my kids hear me say that. But, Drake Bell? Come on! That kid is so hot right now!

Ugh, he was on Drake & Josh too. He’s heinous.

And I call bullshit on the hot chick and ugly guy bullshit. If he was smart, maybe, funny sure, but he’s a zombie douche bag. Kinda harsh since he’s a kid but it turns out I’m not very nice today.

Or fresh feeling. Heat wave sucks :( 

The Mighty Fek’lhr has this strange urge to take all the FD Gentlemen to Candyland, get wasted on Bud Light and Jack Daniels, bang some fatties, start a fight, go to jail, and become someone’s girlfriend.

Who’s in? 

Dude, that happens to me every Saturday.

I’m still waiting for Devon Werkheiser to get his big break.

Hello Homos!!! What did I miss?

Hi Eib. You look nice today.

This chick is hot???

Later, Drunkards!  See ya on the flip-flop!

Should I be concerned that all the ladies here know what I’m talking about, while all the guys are drawing straws for designated driver and designated bail bondsman?

Not at all Peet, somebody has to keep the ladies busy while we get the NPA started.

So Michelle, are you "Crazy from the heat"?

Diamond Dave baby 

Hello Chino!

I’ll watch this because i love movies where nothing happens. Dan in Real Life was amazing!

I would just as soon watch New Yankee Workshop than anything with an Olsen twin in it.  Except for a snuff film, then I would only watch with one eye because scary movies are, well, scary.

Peet, I’m my own designated driver.

Fuck! The Mighty Fek’lhr is short on money, we will have to settle for huffing jenkem and killing privileged children with His dad’s circular saw!

If my wife ever asks, I will flat out deny it and even say Lance hijacked my account, but if you can fucking sit up, you can drive. Period.

I’m waiting for the "period piece" about the big power outage in 2003: The Blackness

Guys, check it out.  Fat Camp Counsellor Gary Busey.

http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0246392/

Every time I hear "Special K" it reminds me of some meth-head that was on Jerry Springer back in tha day.