EXCLUSIVO: 4 FAST 4 FURIOUS SET PICS
06.11.08
These pictures aren’t that groundbreaking, but, like a handicapped pet or child, they’re mine so I love them. They’re from the set of 4 Fast 4 Furious in Magdalena, Sonora, Mexico, and they come by way of loyal FilmDrunkard Watanabex. You can relive all the magic of the first Fast and the Furious: look, there’s the muscle car! Ooh, and Vin Diesel and Paul Walker! Remember them? They used to be movie stars!
In this installment, Paul Walker, newly released from prison, teams up with Vin Diesel and "the feds" to bring down a heroin importer by infiltrating his operation. Later that day, Paul Walker spent his per diem on a twisty-necked Corona bottle and "Last Supper" relief made of glitter.
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I can’t see Paul Walker’s pants….I CAN’T SEE PAUL WALKERS PANTS AHHHH oh wait. he he
So it was Paul Walker who used to steal clothes from my dorm room 9 years ago.
Personally, I think the movie will be that much the better if that lil’ arrow pops up every few scenes to point out where Vin Diesel is in the shot.
That car antenna is pointing at PW’s head!
Paul Walker is in the middle of a very difficult part of his robot dance and cannot be disturbed!
in mexico vin diesel is known as El Marica Grande
Way to go, Watanabex. You did take a dump in one of those cars right?
They should turn Vin Diesel into the Mexican Fonz. He’ll wear a leather jacket and walk around pointing at people saying "essayyyyyyyyy"
In Mexico, The Mighty Fek’lhr is known as "HAZ"!
My grandparents are starring in The Patient and the Courteous.
So, between Walker and Diesel, which one is the handicapped pet and which one is the handicapped child?
An Asian lady is starring in The Slow and the Swervious.
Now THIS is my Grandma’s type of action movie.
RDJ starring in 2 Fast 4 a Drive-thru 8-Ball.
Swear to God, I’m actually surprised that Vin doesn’t have his head hanging out the window, or at the very least, licking the windshield.
you mean you swear to your Father?
I don’t get that, JHC. Vin Diesel gets all mad at you if you blow in his face, but get him in a car and he can’t wait to stick his head out the window.
The Fast and Furious gang heads to Mexico to retrieve all the chrome spinning hub caps that have been stolen from their cars in LA.
Yes. On a regular basis. He punishes me for it by letting Friedman and Seltzer continue to make movies and by convicing people that Paul Walker is a good actor.
I’d like to go on record as saying Paul’s acting job in that football movie was awesomely bad.
You’re a good friend.
DEY STILL SPINNIN!!! LOOKIT NIGGA!!! DEY STILL SPINNENNNN!!!!
paul and vin arrive to santo poco to race el guapo and win bakc the towns treasury
PW is making the same face that I do when I
fill my adult diaperfart.That picture of Walker is his reaction to Vin Diesel seeing him again for the first time in a long time, loping towards him, putting his front paws on Paul’s shoulders and licking his face.
Paul and Vin almost get gunned down by a group of drug cartel enforcers under the command of "The Bellmaker" until they find out that Paul is really the famous romance novelist Joan Wilder.
4 Fast 4 Furious: Spun Out Donkey Fucking
Paul Walker prepares to raise his hand in response to someone yelling "where the white women at?"
I understand that the mayor of the Mexican town where they’re shooting showed up to protest. He didn’t care about Mexico being portrayed poorly, he just thinks Vin Diesel sucks.
This looks lame. I’ll probably catch it when it’s out on DVD Spike TV
Lance, I hope you’re making good money from these fucking Happening ads. Do we really need sound effects with the banners?
Paul looks on in disgust as he desperately tries to flag down the kid selling churros.
STRIKETHROUGH DAMMIT!!!!
PW drank the water
Paul plays an undercover Chilet dealer investigating a corrupt pinata smuggling ring.
And Vin kicked him out the ride
I wanna know how they pried those Dodge Chargers away from the producers of The Dukes of Hazzard.
Seriously, they’re going to fucking ruin those classic muscle cars, aren’t they? *sniff!*
Paul thought he saw his fan.
guys you’re just not getting the point of the happening ads, the point is to drive you crazy, like the trees drive crazy the people in the movie and they kill themselves, see? its fucking genius.
Paul Walker resting his hand and his face after what can best be described as a "horrifically mangled" attempt at saluting a superior officer.
Paul was complaining about having to ride bitch.
Calling all drunkards:
Oh shit, that job just called me again. They forgot to tell me I need to take a UA tomorrow. I smoked weed last week. I told him over the phone this, and he said we’ll see what we can work out if it shows up, but I’d rather it just not show up. Who has the best method to make me piss clear?
Bex, only people with low self esteem kill themselves. What I have is low esteem for others. I’m much more likely to go on a murderous rampage.
I’m sick of PW telling me to always Be-Have!
In Mexico, i am known as "PUTO"
*chodin crawls out of kitchen cabinet*
TRUE STORY: I was once playing hide-n-go-seek and was hiding, but then fell asleep. No one found me and when I woke up everyone had gone home.
I’m that. fucking. good.
Paul Walker does a terrible Michael J. Fox impression.
Fucking-A, this is why I hate these "spoiler" pictures. Here I am, sitting here thinking all along that 4Fast4Furious is a prequel to Prefontaine, and wouldn’t you know: it’s got fucking cars in it.
Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck you. I’m out.
Oh God, I love to play hide-n-go-seek. Pick a hole boys!
Nominus: drink a shitload of water and take a b-complex vitamin as well as lots of b-12 (you can’t OD on b-12, you just piss the extra out, and since it turns your piss orangish-yellow it won’t look like it’s been watered down.)
So along with sweet rides is there gonna be some lesbian party girls? And I don’t mean M. Rodriguez
So let me get this straight, Nom. You don’t want these people to find out that you smoked weed, so you told them about it to get their advice?
Wait a goddamn minute…since when did Sonora, Mexico sell cameras?
Bex, is it hard knowing that even though they’re filming in your town, your local movie theater won’t get this until late fall, 2013?
I’m sure there’ll be some bootleg VHS copies floating around
Nom, did you get a job from your dealer?
(who is that gayduardo guy? is he talking me to me? i’m uncomfortable)
*hides behind manly drunk men.
Stone, I think he was trying to distract them from looking for cocaine and opiates.
Nom, did you get the good stuff from your dealer?
You better hope to God they don’t have a random car trunk check.
Unless they’re gonna follow you in and watch you piss bring in a friend’s baby’s arm holding an apple juice. I’ve ponied up for a bud before.
And if you told them you smoked weed and they said they’d see what they could work out, they won’t be watching you.
And over there Gayduardo is known as Pepper.
Fucking retard.
New post, it’s THC clear too.
*pssst…Michelle07, he’s some tranny from over there, you’re OK*
That sounds good Robo, thankx.
Nom, boPa speaks the truth. It depends alot on how much and how ofter you smoke. Contrary to conventional wisdom THC does not stay in your blood in detectable quantities for a month unless you smoke it all the time for an extended period of time. THC is very permiable to glucose membranes and gets stored in your body fat, burn the fat and the THC gets released.
So don’t work out before the test if you smoke frequently.
Normally, if you burn a little with the brohams it will work itself out of your system in 2-3 days like everything else. I knew a guy, we’ll call him, uh, Crapbasket, who burn one down, then three days later got injured on the job and pissed clean.
And dealers are for people who pay for drugs. So yeah, I got the good stuff from my dealer.
Yeah, and much like you, crap, I don’t smoke regularly. And I’m not a big fat fucker. So I’ll most likely be okay, just want to make sure. The head of the department that hired me is the guy I mentioned that I had smoked to, and he’s good friends with my references. So, he’s not the one who’ll be testing me. Now if you’ll all excuse me, I’m gonna eat two bags of funyuns and pass out.
no need to hide from me. I may be HOT, but I’m no pepper!