EVA MENDES WONDERS IF SHE’S NAUGHTY
06.09.08
Yahoo just released a new poster for The Spirit, from 300 author Frank Miller, featuring Eva Mendes. There’s a commercial on Spike TV recently that starts with two guys sitting on a bench, one guy asking the other, "Who’s hotter – Eva Mendes or Eva Longoria?" Hypothetically, if a person ever thought the answer to that question was enough in doubt to ask it out loud, then hypothetically, that person probably likes the taste of semen.
And to answer her question, no you don’t look like a good girl. Good girls wear bracelets on their wrists, not in their goddamned mouths. Jesus, were you raised in a f-ing barn?
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I don’t think she knows yet, but that bracelet is a poor substitute for my cock.
The History Channel has a similar commercial with two old men arguing over Meg Ryan and Bea Arthur.
Technically, Jesus was raised in a manger.
Who’s hotter – the Snorg T-Shirt girl or Erin Esurance?
Which Snorg-T girl? The one whose eyes say she wants to fuck me, or the one whose eyes say she wants to suck my dick?
Erin is hotter, Snorg T shirt girl needs to be BTKed.
Also, Burnsy I’ve seen Meg Ryan full frontal . . . I’ma go wiff Bea on this one.
I say we end the ‘Who’s hotter?’ debate and just BTK them all.
Every ghey love the Golden Girls, Erswi, thats a given
Yeah, but I’m a lone wolf on that one Eibz. I’m an Estelle Getty man.
What if the Snorg girl had pink hair?
Eva looks awesome in Stuck on you. That’s all I got so far. Sorry
"Do I look like a good girl?"
No, you look like you have pica.
The Snorg chick in red with her mouth agap makes my knuckles sticky.
Fuckin A Bryce! Good on ya and cool beans and all that shite. A pica joke. I ♥ DSM-IV jokes.
They should make snorgporn, they’re sitting on a girlongirl gold mine.
BTK, I’m petitioning that they add the category "FilmDrunkard" to the DSM-V. The only debate should be whether it belongs in general psychological disorders or sexual deviancy.
Cheers, I wasn’t sure anyone would get it and it took me ages to find the correct spelling…
Bryce, if we understand coprophagia, we’ll definitely understand pica. We’re well-educated.
I got it, I just was stuck somewhere looking at….. not porn, yeah, not porn.
Dor sho gha! Eva’s bracelet spells BOooOooOooOooOoo!
In other news. Alba finally named her kid after me. (God I hate Cash Warren.)
Way to go, HAN. Hey, wait, is that a veiled Star Wars reference?
Everthing I say or do is a veiled Star Wars reference. Except that hooker in Panama. That was a veiled To Wong Foo reference.
The Snorg girls look like they got the same milage as my Uncle’s ’87 Chevy.
We should migrate to the comments section on Snorg.
Honestly, I think the bracelet in mouth thing looks really strange and not sexy. But, since I am a woman, I dont think they care what I think.
Eibz, don’t take this the wrong way but that Golden Gals av makes you hotter than ever to me.
We should migrate to the comments section on Snorg.
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I will not abandon ship, Lance. Han, see what you have done, you scruffy looking nerf herder!
I didn’t even know there was a comments section on snorg. That’s got to be a breeding ground to T-shirt model stalkers. I wonder how many posts the mods have to delete in a day.
Erswi, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I bet the comments section on Snorg is full of information about where to meet sexy and rich singles.
whatever, who cares. new post
Snorg has a comments section? I have regretted every comedy (or cartoon character based) t-shirt i’ve ever bought. They shouldn’t be encouraged, really.
I ripped off an ankle bracelet with my mouth once, only to find that my PO was at my door right after.
uh, so as a girl i dont actually know who is considered hotter. they both seem pretty damn hot to me. boys, who wins between the evas?