06.18.08 EDDIE MURPHY NOT VERY GREEN, RELEVANT
This is a photo of the three-ton Eddie Murphy head that’s currently being pulled from Los Angeles to New York City by a gas-guzzling truck, most likely driven by a meth-guzzling truck driver. This enormous waste of resources is a promotion for the enormous waste of celluloid known as Meet Dave, Murphy’s most ill-advised career move since Pluto Nash. Says DeadlineHollywoodDaily:
A studio source emailed me, "Yeah, but it’s a lot cheaper and greener than flying Eddie around on a private jet for a press tour."
Hey, you know what else is cheap and green? Flubber. And, it’s more entertaining than this movie. You can use it to make fart sounds! Oh my God, I will never get tired of this! Eww, mom, gross!
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EDDIE MURPHY NOT VERY GREEN, RELEVANT
Technically, the trailer doesn’t use any gas…
That Eddie Murphy statue must be related to Michael Strahan.
If this abomination comes through Iowa, The Mighty Fek’lhr will steal it and put it on the Irving Weber Iowa City Bus Tour bus.
Ok now I see where the term "Bumper Lips" came from.
Fun fact: They used a mould of Morgan Freeman’s nose for this statue. Dor sho gha!
"FUCK YOU EDDIEEEEE!"
Have you ever seen the prank where somebody is sleeping in the passenger seat and the driver speeds up to a truck that’s hauling another truck backwards and everybody screams to make the sleeping guy thing they’re about to crash?
I think you see where I’m going with this.
There goes my pinata for the Klan meeting tonight!
I hope the giant lumberjack near Brainerd skull fucks him…too harsh? Cram it.
Pauly-you mean the Kahless Klingon Klan, right? RIGHT???
The only thing missing from this picture is Perseus and the Krakken!
*loud heavy metal drums*
What does everybody want?
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What does everybody need?
YEAH! skull fucking has reared it’s penetratious head already this morning…god i love you guys (and gals)…
Test comment.
::keys mic::
read you five-by-five Al.
over.
Of course Fek.
"Never, never, never I saaaaaaaay! Cause the KKK is here to staaaaaaay!"
Well, in my last comment I was going off about the global energy and environmental crises but it seems I was censored or something. Probably because it wasn’t remotely funny.
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So I says to him, I says "Hey, hows about a little head here?"
And he says "Sure, mine is as big as a house!"
Would it really fucking kill Bred0n and Lince to give us a list of censored words
so we can use l33t to circumvent themso we can post like normal people?pauly, you’re a treasure.
makes a da proud.
Flubber is cheap? Not on ebay, it isn’t.
‘Yeah…they’re always trying to SCREW ya!’
I think that’s the same head Murphy used to store his ego right after his Oscar nomintion for Dreamgirls was announced.
Thanks, Pops.
I think…
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