This is a photo of the three-ton Eddie Murphy head that’s currently being pulled from Los Angeles to New York City by a gas-guzzling truck, most likely driven by a meth-guzzling truck driver. This enormous waste of resources is a promotion for the enormous waste of celluloid known as Meet Dave, Murphy’s most ill-advised career move since Pluto Nash. Says DeadlineHollywoodDaily:
A studio source emailed me, "Yeah, but it’s a lot cheaper and greener than flying Eddie around on a private jet for a press tour."
Hey, you know what else is cheap and green? Flubber. And, it’s more entertaining than this movie. You can use it to make fart sounds! Oh my God, I will never get tired of this! Eww, mom, gross!
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Technically, the trailer doesn’t use any gas…
That Eddie Murphy statue must be related to Michael Strahan.
If this abomination comes through Iowa, The Mighty Fek’lhr will steal it and put it on the Irving Weber Iowa City Bus Tour bus.
Ok now I see where the term "Bumper Lips" came from.
Fun fact: They used a mould of Morgan Freeman’s nose for this statue. Dor sho gha!
"FUCK YOU EDDIEEEEE!"
Have you ever seen the prank where somebody is sleeping in the passenger seat and the driver speeds up to a truck that’s hauling another truck backwards and everybody screams to make the sleeping guy thing they’re about to crash?
I think you see where I’m going with this.
There goes my pinata for the Klan meeting tonight!
I hope the giant lumberjack near Brainerd skull fucks him…too harsh? Cram it.
Pauly-you mean the Kahless Klingon Klan, right? RIGHT???
The only thing missing from this picture is Perseus and the Krakken!
*loud heavy metal drums*
What does everybody want?
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What does everybody need?
YEAH! skull fucking has reared it’s penetratious head already this morning…god i love you guys (and gals)…
Test comment.
::keys mic::
read you five-by-five Al.
over.
Of course Fek.
"Never, never, never I saaaaaaaay! Cause the KKK is here to staaaaaaay!"
Well, in my last comment I was going off about the global energy and environmental crises but it seems I was censored or something. Probably because it wasn’t remotely funny.
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So I says to him, I says "Hey, hows about a little head here?"
And he says "Sure, mine is as big as a house!"
Would it really fucking kill Bred0n and Lince to give us a list of censored words
so we can use l33t to circumvent themso we can post like normal people?pauly, you’re a treasure.
makes a da proud.
Flubber is cheap? Not on ebay, it isn’t.
‘Yeah…they’re always trying to SCREW ya!’
I think that’s the same head Murphy used to store his ego right after his Oscar nomintion for Dreamgirls was announced.
Thanks, Pops.
I think…
If you can put a golf ball between his teeth, you get a free soda and nachos.
That’s Eddie’s real head, it wouldn’t fit in the trailer.
How many shemales can you fit inside that head?
Not pictured: The 10-ton tranny cock.
That looks more like Tracy Morgan than Eddie Murphy.
Actually, it kind of looks like Bill Cosby…wait, and Morgan Freeman, er…50 Cent? Ice cube? Who is that supposed to be again, and why isn’t he out in the fields?
"Yeah, I’m gonna be late tonight, honey. I’m stuck in traffic behind some asshole."
I’m picturing Eddie using that thing to sneak ladyboys into his mansion Trojan Horse style.
Boy, the exhaust soot there is insane. The statue was originally Eddie Murphie in white face.
Well done, Robo.
flux…that gets a COTW nom…priceless.
I guess you could say I greeked you, Burnsy. WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA
Hoping for a re-release of Trading Places, Dan Ackroid has commissioned a matching statue of his head. Artisans calculate they’ll need to make it 1:8th scale.
sorry, i can’t resist:
Stone, maybe they’ll do the same scale for Jamie Lee’s BOOBS!
::high fives token frat guy::
Thanks, aed. Racism always wins the crowd over.
They should have made his front tooth from an EZ Pass…
If this isn’t a metaphor for Eddie’s career – constantly letting himself get dragged backwards into things.
His eyes light up red when they hit the brakes.
Ironically, the vehicle behind Eddie’s head is the "MLK" series Benz.
His eyes light up red when they hit the
brakescrack pipe.Spike Lee is protesting this promotion. He’s upset to see a proud African American getting dragged around by the white van.
Lance, don’t let this worry you about the environment. The van is a Hybrid. It runs on a balanced mix of gasoline and cliche humor.
The giant head is equipped with a siren that screams, "WOOOOOO! WOOOOOO! PULL OOOOOVER!"
How can you say Eddie isn’t very green? He runs on collard greens.
I apologize for that. I’m getting my ass handed to me at work, and it’s making me grip the trigger a little to tightly for my liking.
Eddie Murphy will have an uncontrolable urge to climb inside this giant statue of his head. Once inside, he will be surrounded by hundreds of Eddies, all repeadedly saying "Murphy" to each other.
I just hope that they’re going from LA to New York using mostly northern roads.
Honey, I think it’s time to move out of Alabama
Why’s that sweetheart?
I could handle the burning crosses, but now there’s a giant flaming Eddie Murphy head in our front yard.
Also, new post with more couture than you can shake a stick at.
He’s still got some motherfucking small ears on him. They’re like hippo ears.
Stone Soup Says:
"Yeah, I’m gonna be late tonight, honey. I’m stuck in traffic behind some asshole."
I think using Eddie Muphy’s asshole would be a more accurate description of his movie career.
Eddie Murphy is inside the head. With a bullhorn, yelling "Why you no vote for Jeff Johnson?!?"
Dammit, I was hoping to get in teh Comments of the Week but Stone Soup’s up there is pretty freakin kickass.
*kicks a tin can and puts hands in pocket*