06.24.08 DISASTER MOVIE LITERALLY WORSE THAN AIDS

Lance-violence is not the answer.

Unless you use it in conjunction with sexual assault.

I was going to disagree with your sensationalist headline and lecture you about a global epidemic that affects people nearing the hundreds of millions.

Then I realized that at least AIDS has the good sense to kill off most of its victims.

Disaster Movie makes The Mighty One think of this:

Wayne Campbell: Shitty Beetles? Are they any good?

Tiny: They suck.

Wayne Campbell: Then it’s not just a clever name. 

DISASTER MOVIE LITERALLY WORSE THAN AIDS

Half of Africa Magic Johnson would beg to differ.

JHC: If we’re just going by mass, Magic Johnson is half of Africa, so you were right either way.

I have to admit though, the chick they got to play the Carrie Bradshaw look-alike is spot on.

I’d say she’s saddle on, but that’s just me.

These are the kind of movies you can watch while stoned and still think they’re stupid.

This makes me so angry that it killed any funny I had left. Fuck you "guys that saw too many movies". 

I just talked to AIDS on the phone and was all like, "Dude, that’s fucked up."

*he was all like…

dammit

Fuck, they’re not even spoofing movies, they’re just spoofing trailers.  FUCK!

This movie has a chance to do what my rampant alcoholism and anger management issues have so far been unable to accomplish.  This movie may very well end my relationship with my best friend who at one point told me "I know it looks stupid, but I’m curious"

My exact words were "if I ever find out that any of your money goes to support these two, I’ll make sure they only find your legs."

so then i guess Disaster refers to the movie as a whole and not natural disasters right?

Bex, it doesn’t refer to anything. Cause these fucking idiots don’t know what any words mean.  They see pictures, and then they recreate it.

FUCK! Brain FUCKING HURTS!

why did i even watch that trailer….

This is more evidence that the MPAA is completely out of touch.  They should not have even approved that trailer.

"How big is Kim Kardashian’s ass?"

"It’s the size of Texas, Mr. President."

They should bury George Carlin with a portable DVD player with this film on a constant loop, then harness the energy generated by him spinning in his grave to light Los Angeles.

must…wash…brain…

rott is that quote from the trailer?

i cant view this shit luckilly cause some streaming video sites have been blocked at work

I just hope Seltzer and Friedberg keep making movies.  It simply confirms the belief that no matter how untalented you are, there’s still something out there for us all.  Well, it’s that or the people who run Hollywood are so fucking stupid, they are single-handedly destroying the movie industry with tripe like this.

But we already knew that. If there is any kind of God, these two simpletons will wind up in a hell that shows their movies over and over on some kind of infinite loop.  Although, I’m not sure if that’s adequate punishment…

I am sorry, but I felt compelled to make this (work safe):

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/2949/durstyalleyri1.jpg

You know who should have to watch these movies on some kind of infinite loop?  People who use not safe for work avatars.

That Iron Man looked like he had rusty AIDS.