Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg have a new movie coming out, and no pop culture phenomenon is safe from these modern day Voltaires. In Disaster Movie, the biting satire includes:
- Iron Man getting hit by a cow
- The girl from Enchanted getting hit by a car
- Hannah Montana getting hit by a meteorite
- Hancock hitting his head on a lamp post
- Carrie Bradshaw getting hit by Juno
I’m not exaggerating. That is the actual synopsis of this trailer. If I saw one of these guys walking down the street I’d like to hit him in the skull with a tire iron. Gosh, what a clever parody that would be! The best part of the spoof was when I bonked his head, LOL!
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Lance-violence is not the answer.
Unless you use it in conjunction with sexual assault.
I was going to disagree with your sensationalist headline and lecture you about a global epidemic that affects people nearing the hundreds of millions.
Then I realized that at least AIDS has the good sense to kill off most of its victims.
Disaster Movie makes The Mighty One think of this:
Wayne Campbell: Shitty Beetles? Are they any good?
Tiny: They suck.
Wayne Campbell: Then it’s not just a clever name.
DISASTER MOVIE LITERALLY WORSE THAN AIDS
Half of AfricaMagic Johnson would beg to differ.JHC: If we’re just going by mass, Magic Johnson is half of Africa, so you were right either way.
I have to admit though, the chick they got to play the Carrie Bradshaw look-alike is spot on.
I’d say she’s saddle on, but that’s just me.
These are the kind of movies you can watch while stoned and still think they’re stupid.
This makes me so angry that it killed any funny I had left. Fuck you "guys that saw too many movies".
I just talked to AIDS on the phone and was all like, "Dude, that’s fucked up."
*he was all like…
dammit
Fuck, they’re not even spoofing movies, they’re just spoofing trailers. FUCK!
This movie has a chance to do what my rampant alcoholism and anger management issues have so far been unable to accomplish. This movie may very well end my relationship with my best friend who at one point told me "I know it looks stupid, but I’m curious"
My exact words were "if I ever find out that any of your money goes to support these two, I’ll make sure they only find your legs."
so then i guess Disaster refers to the movie as a whole and not natural disasters right?
Bex, it doesn’t refer to anything. Cause these fucking idiots don’t know what any words mean. They see pictures, and then they recreate it.
FUCK! Brain FUCKING HURTS!
why did i even watch that trailer….
This is more evidence that the MPAA is completely out of touch. They should not have even approved that trailer.
"How big is Kim Kardashian’s ass?"
"It’s the size of Texas, Mr. President."
They should bury George Carlin with a portable DVD player with this film on a constant loop, then harness the energy generated by him spinning in his grave to light Los Angeles.
must…wash…brain…
rott is that quote from the trailer?
i cant view this shit luckilly cause some streaming video sites have been blocked at work
I just hope Seltzer and Friedberg keep making movies. It simply confirms the belief that no matter how untalented you are, there’s still something out there for us all. Well, it’s that or the people who run Hollywood are so fucking stupid, they are single-handedly destroying the movie industry with tripe like this.
But we already knew that. If there is any kind of God, these two simpletons will wind up in a hell that shows their movies over and over on some kind of infinite loop. Although, I’m not sure if that’s adequate punishment…
I am sorry, but I felt compelled to make this (work safe):
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You know who should have to watch these movies on some kind of infinite loop? People who use not safe for work avatars.
That Iron Man looked like he had rusty AIDS.
I’ve invented a new drink called a "Friedberg and Seltzer." It’s a cup of raw sewage accompanied by a taint punch and ice-pick to the pre-frontal lobe. That’ll be $8.50 please.
i hope andy dick cameos as nicole richie’s baby before he gets hit by an abortion
Rot, can He have a "Friedburg adn Seltzer" on the rocks?
*CRASH!!!*
Dor sho gha! …make it a double!!!
If I were making a "Friedbaerg and Seltzer" it would be pretty damn expensive. I would import the feces of the bovine that manages to get itself the most injured in Pamplona, then I would put that in a glass.
After all, it’s all just a bunch of stupid bullshit anyway.
I would also remove the "a" from "Friedbaerg"
i signed up to just express how much i fucking hate this movie. this movie will be the sweaty vaginal belch of summer.
You know who should have to watch these movies on some kind of infinite loop? People who use not safe for work avatars.
I second that.
Juno + "Zohan" + "Sex in the City" = Comedy Gold!Jamie Lyn Spears + "Munich" + "Pretty Woman" = Comedy Gold!
Ok, if they’d just gone with 90 minutes of look alikes getting randomly struck and killed by large falling objects, I’d probably go see it. As soon as they decided they needed a plot I lost interest.
The Mighty Fek’lhr salutes gentlemans’ act of spite! QAPLAH!
With Firfox 3 and Adblock Plus, The Mighty Fek’lhr can single out unwarranted avatars and remove them. :P
Look how many new commenters that inspired. I guess I’m not alone in my disturbingly passionate hatred of these douche queefs.
$#*&$#(*&$#)$#)(*$#)(*$#&$#*&$!!!!!!!!!!
I should have held on to that Kirstie Alley pic JUST A LITTLE LONGER!!!!
Lance-I don’t really consider someone with 4 posts "new"…
Other timely references they are cramming into this one:
Sorry if I offended RoboPanda… just keeping with the tradition created at WWTDD and WithLeather.
Totally off-topic, but I saw the refrigerator that has a TV in the door and was thinking how terrible an idea that is when an even better terrible idea popped into my head, a microwave with a TV in the door!
I’d watch Gremlins on a loop. Well, one particular scene in Gremlins…
I hope they spoil the clip where Wall-E crushes Star Jones into his chest compartment and then gets uncontrollable farts and the runs for a full 90 seconds. Then I won’t have to pay $9 to see this.
thanks fek. i have lots of spite. i just really fucking hate this movie. and all the movies this inspires. i think anyone who sees this movie should be sat beside a monster completely made out of ham and cheese vomit.
I have a request for a grant from the government to sedate and put RFID tags on people as they come out of the theater after watching this movie, just so I can study their habits and learn something about this new breed of sub-human.
Unkown fact; regardless of whether that grant request is approved, I’m still going to continue my hobby of sedating theater goers.
So, who’s the rotund Black guy in the Argyle tank top supposed to be? Don Cheadle in Hotel Rwanda? Now that was funny.
New up! Yo Joe!
What, no Carmen Electra? What happened, did she have a moment of lucidity and decide to elope with Dennis Rodman again instead of doing this film?
Fat Albert, maybe?
They’re including a
parodyrip-off of Zohan in their movie? I am shocked.Taking something as sucky as Zohan and putting it through these guys’ filters threatens the fabric of time itself. We’ll start seeing Sadam Hussein and the Ayatollah Khomeini walking hand in hand down the street only to get hit over the head by Teddy Roosevelt’s big stick. And then Uwe Boll will use it as a scene in his next ‘master piece (of shit)’ and these two assholes will parody it, and the damage will never stop!!
GAME OVER, man! GAME OVER!!
I would love for Kardashian to poop on me.
There’s no way this one makes enough money to justify more…….right? God or whoever the fuck’s in charge won’t let that happen to the world. At this rate their next film will be parodies of the words that scroll across the screen in teaser trailers. Shit wait…they already do that with the "From the people who brought you" crap. Man, fuck the world.
From the team that brought you Scary Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans and other award winning comedies turds comes a new move that Hollywood isn’t ready to see: Satire Movie! See what happens when the kings of bonking faux-celebs take aim at THEMSELVES!
kim kardashian?
carmen electra?
"The End Is Near".. Wow, a movie slogan that’s actually spot on
The fat guy in the vest is a reference to Superbad, according to Wikipedia. I suppose the young man in the nice shirt is a reference to Cloverfield, the only film in history ever to use attractive people in expensive clothing.
Oh, and the film contains a parody of the Love Guru.
The Love Guru.
"The End is Near."
No arguement here. Who actually watches these Fuckin’
dogturdsmovies?"The End is Coming."
No arguement here. Who actually watches these Fuckin’
dogturdsmovies?